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This book contains Hololive fanfics and Genshin Impact Fanfics, as well as some of my original characters. No Synopsis! The stories here are oneshots. Some stories are deeply disturbing, please read with discretion, so please don't report me. Writing styles may vary cause I've wrote them in a long time gaps each. They're short and easily readable. Good for light readers

NSFW DDLG/DDLB/MDLG/MDLB One shot stories! Some stories are more kinky than others! Warning, there are gun play and risky senes in this book. Suggestions and recommendations are welcome!

It's basically porn, but with some plot (both kinds) and emotional elements. You get to screw and impregnate a beauty with hips like a goddess. Also she loves you. So, yeah... Enjoy. ... ... ... Dear future me, {You were really fuckin' horny, ok. (over a period of many days) Don't blame yourself because you made this and actually spent more effort and time on it than most other things. You stay up in your pajamas laying in bed till like 3 in the morning, what did you expect??? Unless you aren't embarrassed... Then wank to your heart's content!}

That time I accidentally shot myself in the dick and got reincarnated as an elf in a fantasy world of reversed gender roles.

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Never in her wildest dreams would Lacie Evans have imagined that she would be marrying Ryden Halls after a game of truth or dare. Two strangers, Lucie (20, a college student) and Ryden (22, runs a family business) find themselves unexpectedly in an arranged marriage of convinience after a round of truth or dare. The two slowly fall for each other as the mysterious plot that forced them together in the first place begins to unfold. Read The Engagement Game, a story about an arranged marriage that occurs between two strangers, and how their hearts begin to set on fire. Mature bedroom scenes. Updates daily unless life gets in the way.

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Graduating from Oxford, Owen's life shortly after that had been nothing but a preposterous joke and an unbelievable story. Perhaps it was a decline in fate, and a critical one at that. After five years of running around in search of a job, he found himself working as a janitor in a feminism-empowered company that paid quite a decent amount for someone like him. But that could barely make ends meet. He had to partake in several other part-time jobs to repay the debt his father acquired to pay his educational fees before passing away. (...Sell your organs.) (Sorry… I already have a new boyfriend.) As he read the two recently received text messages, he let out a hopeless sigh. [Ding!] [Congrats, you have triggered the NSFW System into Awakening ^_⁠^ Your life story is going to become Legendary!] Following the System's sympathetic voice, Owen's life did indeed become better. [Congrats! Successfully fucked Mitchell Greenwood: CEO of Black in White Group] [Option 1: Become the CEO of Black in White Group.] [Choose other options???] [Ding!] [$10, 000,000 compensation has been deposited into your bank account.] “Shit, it's real? My account limit is barely \$50,000.” In his hopeless moment, Owen was blessed with an unconventional System that could grant him the position of any woman he slept with in their workplace—or receive several compensation options. Rising from a janitor, he pursues the dream of owning several companies under his name to become a global tycoon—while also taking revenge on those who once mocked him along the way.

Myeong’s life is calm and dull. She’s a quiet girl who keeps to herself and is just trying to figure out her future. Then her extravagant and estranged mother shows up unannounced saying she needs a place to live and is pregnant! Craziness ensues and now Myeong is stuck working for a cold and cruel boss in order to take care of her family. Can Myeong find common ground with the silver spooned business man, all the while being wrapped up in his rich family's crazy drama and scandals.

Fu Shinian, an extra character in the original book, awakens to find that her whole family are the vicious villains in the story. Her father, unable to establish relations with the Marquis Changping's residence, is demoted and exiled by the male lead. Her mother is beaten to death on the road to exile, and Aunt Cheng is humiliated to death protecting her chastity. Her elder brother opposes the male lead to win over the female lead and dies saving her. Her elder sister makes life difficult for the female lead, and after their father is exiled, she is divorced by the male lead and sent to a pleasure house. To protect her family and change their tragic fate, isn’t it fair for her to absorb all the male and female leads' fortunes? * [Ding! Male and female leads' fortune -1000, Fu Mansion's fortune +1000] Mr. Fu: "I attended the morning court session, why did His Majesty promote me again!" Madam Fu: "I went to the temple to offer incense, and the master said I was surrounded by a powerful purple aura!" Aunt Cheng: "How did the Cheng Family suddenly become the imperial merchants!" Elder Brother: "It seems like I suddenly have gained intelligence, I know all the exam questions!" Elder Sister: "How come right after I broke off the engagement, Little General Gu came to propose?" * The Marquis Changping can only live to 25, in two years the title will belong to the male lead? She frantically absorbs the fortunes of the male and female leads to boost the Marquis Changping's fortune! During the plague lockdown, Fu Shinian brings medicine and travels long distances into the city to safeguard his health. He understands the girl's intentions, but he only has two years left to live, how can he drag her down. However, why does his heart ache so much watching her with someone else? Finally, the Marquis Changping forces Fu Shinian into the corner of the study, lowering his head to seek her lips: "Niannian, I was wrong."