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Après avoir obtenu son diplôme universitaire, Liu Zheng est retourné dans sa ville natale car son frère était blessé, soutenant ainsi la petite clinique familiale. Cependant, suite à une chute accidentelle dans les montagnes, il a eu la chance de faire une rencontre fortuite. Dès lors, il maniait la médecine de sa main gauche et les arts martiaux de sa main droite. Les villageois du petit village de montagne se sont engagés sur le chemin de la richesse !

A Speedster in a Fantasy World More than a thousand years ago, portals opened up in the world. Swallowing up the world whole with the vile creatures that came out of it. The humans struggled for years as their weaponry could only get them as far as fending them off. But everything changed when the first super human was discovered, a child that was born after the portals have appeared. From then on, the humans have discovered that there were others, and they all held the same power... A power that was known as the System. And those who were born with it were called System Holders. The System Holders, with their mysterious powers, were the ones who helped recover the world from the monsters, once again reclaiming it. And now, a hundred years later, a System Holder was born, the Holder of the Hermes System, the Gatherer of Souls.

Ein Speedster in einer Fantasy-Welt Vor mehr als tausend Jahren öffneten sich Portale in der Welt. Sie verschlangen die ganze Welt mit den abscheulichen Kreaturen, die aus ihnen hervorkamen. Die Menschen kämpften jahrelang, da ihre Waffen nur dazu ausreichten, sie abzuwehren. Aber alles änderte sich, als der erste Übermensch entdeckt wurde, ein Kind, das geboren wurde, nachdem die Portale erschienen waren. Von da an entdeckten die Menschen, dass es noch andere gab, und sie alle besaßen dieselbe Kraft... Eine Kraft, die als das System bekannt war. Und diejenigen, die damit geboren wurden, wurden System-Inhaber genannt. Die System-Inhaber mit ihren mysteriösen Kräften waren diejenigen, die halfen, die Welt von den Monstern zu befreien und sie wieder zurückzuerobern. Und jetzt, hundert Jahre später, wurde ein Systeminhaber geboren, der Inhaber des Hermes-Systems, der Sammler von Seelen.

Um Velocista em um Mundo de Fantasia Mais de mil anos atrás, portais se abriram no mundo. Engolindo o mundo inteiro com as criaturas vis que saíram deles. Os humanos lutaram por anos, pois suas armas só conseguiam afastá-los. Mas tudo mudou quando o primeiro super-humano foi descoberto, uma criança que nasceu depois que os portais apareceram. A partir de então, os humanos descobriram que havia outros, e todos possuíam o mesmo poder... Um poder que era conhecido como o Sistema. E aqueles que nasceram com ele eram chamados de Portadores do Sistema. Os Portadores do Sistema, com seus poderes misteriosos, foram os que ajudaram a recuperar o mundo dos monstros, reivindicando-o novamente. E agora, cem anos depois, nasceu um Portador do Sistema, o Portador do Sistema Hermes, o Coletor de Almas.

Más de mil años atrás, se abrieron portales en el mundo. Tragándose el mundo entero con las criaturas viles que salieron de él. Los humanos lucharon durante años, ya que su armamento solo les permitía defenderse. Pero todo cambió cuando se descubrió al primer superhumano, un niño que nació después de que aparecieron los portales. Desde entonces, los humanos descubrieron que había otros, y todos ellos poseían el mismo poder... Un poder que era conocido como el Sistema. Y aquellos que nacieron con él fueron llamados Portadores del Sistema. Los Portadores del Sistema, con sus misteriosos poderes, fueron quienes ayudaron a recuperar el mundo de los monstruos, reclamándolo una vez más. Y ahora, cien años después, nació un Portador del Sistema, el Portador del Sistema Hermes, el Recolector de Almas.

All my life, I never once know what it is to be a family. My parents did not care about me and didn't let me start with my siblings. Even when I diagnose with Terminal Illness by the doctor, they did not care about me. The only thing that accompanies me in this lonely hospital bedroom is the game called Second Life. Sadly, all good things must end, and so is Second Life. I decide to stay inside the game until the end and wait for me to release my final breath. However, I'm reincarnated to another life when I open my eyes. I promise to enjoy my Second Life in this world. Now, if only this woman stopped calling me a villain for a second, that would be great.

Aleandra Feodora seorang gadis cantik asal Rusia melarikan diri dari kejaran mafia paling berbahaya di Rusia setelah melihat keluarganya mati dibantai. Entah apa yang terjadi, dia tidak tahu. Pelariannya membawanya ke California dan dia hidup sebatang kara di kota asing itu. Tapi naas dia harus melihat sesuatu yang tidak boleh dia lihat sampai akhirnya dia terperangkap dengan seorang mafia kejam yang tidak memiliki belas kasih. Hal itu dimanfaatkan Alendra karena dia butuh bantuan seseorang untuk membantunya balas dendam. Aleandra mendekati mafia itu yang bernama Maximus Smith. Keadaan Maximus yang seperti pria idiot membuat Aleandra memutuskan mendekatinya tapi jangan ragukan kepintaran dan kekejaman yang dia punya. Agar Maximus mau membantunya, Aleandra menawarkan sebuah penawaran pada Maximus yaitu tubuhnya. "Aku akan memberikan keperawananku padamu asal kau mau membantu aku balas dendam!" Aleandra. "Jangan main-main, untuk apa aku keperawananmu? Aku bukan bajingan yang begitu mudah tergoda hanya karena keperawanan! Bahkan jika kau menjualnya satu dolar, aku tidak akan membelinya karena aku sudah memerawani banyak wanita di kota ini!" Ucap Maximus sinis. Aleandra mengigit bibir, putus asa. Bisakah dia mengambil simpati Maximus agar pria itu mau membantunya balas dendam?

"When the old gods are forgotten, they do not die—they wait." In the year 1025, the Viking Age wanes. Iceland bows to Christ. The Althing governs by law. And the gods of old fade to whispers. But in the far Westfjords, something stirs. Vetrúlfr Úllarson, a former Varangian captain and exile, returns from the East with foreign gold, forgotten warcraft, and a hunger no man can name. He comes not in peace, but to raise Ullrsfjörðr from ash and ice; building walls, carving runes, and waging war on behalf of a dying faith. From Reykjavík to Aachen, rumors spread: a ghost walks the North once more. Some call him the son of Ullr. Others, a wolf-cloaked demon. But all will know his name. and when the Valkyries call, he will answer.

Are you afraid of death? For Jie Fu Lian, who had already come to terms with his death, the thought of being alive was scarier. Although his death was quite tragic, he still lived a fulfilling life. He had done everything that he had wanted to do and he had achieved everything that he had strived for. Even as he died, he only had a single regret. He regretted the fact that he couldn't thank Hua Tianshu, an enemy who had stood up for him till the end. His death was quite painful but he wasn't unhappy with it. However, it should have ended right there. Why the hell was he now possessing the body of a tyrannical demon king?! The heavens above were certainly playing with him and laughing at his misfortune! As if possessing the body of his enemy wasn't enough, out of all the people that he could run into, why did he have to run into Hua Tianshu?! Just when Jie Fu Lian thought his luck couldn't get any worse, Hua Tianshu just had to go and recognize him as well! "Is this what an ill-fated relationship means?" Jie Fu Lian's lips twitched. It was as if even death couldn't break the red strings that had tied the two of them together. "Why are you so nice to me?" “You wouldn’t believe me even if I told you the reason,” Hua Tianshu sighed. “You are falsely accusing me. I trust everything you tell me.” “I like you.” “I like you too, brother,” Jie Fu Lian beamed, however, this response only disappointed Hua Tianshu whose words had been misunderstood once again. “We are clearly not on the same page,” Hua Tianshu sighed as he turned around and left. Jie Fu Lian frowned as he tilted his head cluelessly. The new demon king is a thick-headed idiot who can’t even take a hint! Cover art by: Cherlyswan

Farming: I Break Records Every Day. In the 118th year after the Cataclysm, Shen Xingyan (沈星炎), who had long been at the bottom of the social ladder, received the most common profession—Farmer. He awakened the talent "Summon Skeletons." At first, he thought this talent would help him become a fighter, but as it turned out, all the skeletons' stats were a single point. It was useless to kill enemies with them, so he decided: "Then all of you, head to the garden beds!" His professional skill gave a +10% growth bonus to crops, and in combination with the ever-increasing number of skeletons, Shen Xingyan began to break harvest records every day. Following this, money and all sorts of rewards began to flow to him. Talent Stones? Rare Skills? Special Items? Coupons? His strength in the real world began to grow at an unstoppable rate... Translated from Chinese. 种地：我每天都在突破记录