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An amazing world of cultivation. A majestic world where miracles happen. There is a warrior who defies destiny and forge his own path facing innumerable difficulties ahead. Come and join the life of the person who will go against the set destiny of the cruel world and become something extraordinary. ===== Extraordinary my foot. What is this illogical cr*p? Does it even make sense? If you are doctor, then work in a hospital. What the hell are you doing going after girls? If you are a commander in the army, then bring your army to get revenge on those who wronged you. Why go through the trouble of pretending to be a weakling. You are a useless son in law? Your wife's family thinks you are good for nothing? Then how the hell did you score her in the first place?!!! If they like money so much and you are a hidden millionaire, then why in the name of sanity would you hide this fact and be berated every day?!!! The hell is all this?!!! The more I read it, the more illogical it becomes. Like this all came straight out of someone's as-- [Host, why don't you calm down?] 'You shut up!!! You're the reason I'm stuck here in the first place!!!!' [Host, you need anger management] 'THE FU*K DID YOU SAY?!!!!!' ===== Hello everyone! This is my second novel and so far, nothing is decided. This is just an idea that has been plaguing my mind for quite a long time and I decided to let it out and let you guys decide whether or not I should work on it. Give it a proper read and let me know. You guys will decide the fate of this novel. Also, I would like you guys to come up with proper genres for this story. Bonus chapters: 150 PS for one chapter 300 PS for another chapter 20 GT for two chapters 50 GT for another two chapters 1 Review of 4 stars or above, 1 extra chapters Maximum extra chapters per week: 7 ===== The cover is A.I generated and is not mine. If the real owner would like me to remove it, let me know in any chapter comments. That's it. Enjoy! ~~ Character art: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1B7sHito4UOZqPIK5pPyIFTzgqiaT_ZlU?usp=sharing

Novel translation from chapter 1283. You can find the previous chapters by searching.

"When Chinese New Year happens, that's the only time I get to see him." - AX Althea Xi, an orphan and a freelance article writer in most Shanghai mainland broadcasting and newspaper companies wanted to become a famous top author in China through an international competition that will end before the new year of 2023. She came up with the decision to use the 'The Legend of the Cursed Dragon' as her setting for her work, in which her deceased grandmother always told her when it was nighttime when she was just a kid. But fate turned the tables around when she has been disqualified from the competition as soon as she used the prohibited folklore. She used that opportunity to abandon the story that was etched through her mind for a long time by throwing the bejeweled box that she was forbidden to open to the Yangtze River. Her deceased grandmother had been guarding it since her teenage years, and she knew that the box and the legend had been bringing her a stroke of bad luck all throughout her life. But before she could even leave the river, she accidentally tripped through rocks and fell down on the deep waters. She swam upwards with all her might, but little did she know, she was being transported through the year 1904, where a Chinese New Year celebration was happening on the side of the river. --------------------------- A LITTLE EXCERPT: "I exude a powerful charm I never imagined that would save you." "It was because of the power of love we have on each other." He then claimed her lips in the middle of the rain while the rivers of the Yangtze River were evident. He held onto her waist after a while. And she scraped her fingernails on his hair. They both love each other, they both do. ---------------------------- DISCLAIMER: The characters portrayed in this drama are fictitious. Organizations, names, places, and situations are based on imagination. The story used Chinese New Year as a reference for the Chinese New Year contest, and no distortion of historical resources had been made. Only the parallels of the worlds had been used, and the reality of Chinese mythology had been inked through this novel. The cover's background rights reserved through Pinterest artworks. The text is made through the Canva website by the dear author.

When a Chinese village boy unexpectedly finds himself in a world far from home, he must navigate the unfamiliar streets of America, torn between the ancient wisdom of his homeland and the allure of a modern world that offers new possibilities—and dangers. In a land where the ordinary mixes with the extraordinary, can he truly find his place, or will he become lost between two worlds?

An unexpected pollution from the waterworks broke the mundane life of Bai Xiaofei, a young loser. In the face of unheard of super-strong corpse brother, Xiaofei resolutely embarked on the road of finding a girlfriend. But there were many difficulties on the way, and Xiaofei, as an ordinary human being, was gradually unable to do what he wanted. After injecting booster drugs bought online, their own potential gradually erupted. After five passes and six generals, he defeated all kinds of mutated Brothers. The source of the mutation is also gradually revealed by the man behind it, except for his sharp fangs.

Lu Xuan, a graduate of Zhijiang University of Traditional Chinese Medicine, travels to a parallel world that doesn't value traditional Chinese medicine much. Because of his forthrightness, he offended the department head and was sent to work at a Health Center. Originally thinking that his life was almost over, Lu Xuan discovered that he could hear the Heart's Voice of traditional Chinese medicine. "Aversion to cold, fever, obvious tenderness with rebound pain in the entire abdomen, positive psoas sign..." [Intestinal abscess, how unlucky this guy is. Use downward-draining method to relieve, attack and expel, moisten and unblock to guide the stool and eliminate stagnation to cleanse substantial heat, this illness... rhubarb, mirabilite... it's up to you.]

Beneath the bamboo, in the misty night, Whispers of sages bring hidden light. Stories of dreams, of fate, of mind, Ancient truths for those who seek and find.

Step into the intricate and mesmerizing world of Imperial China, the foundation of countless historical and xianxia novels. This handbook is your essential guide to the structures, struggles, and subtleties that defined one of history's greatest civilizations. Whether you're a reader seeking deeper understanding or a writer building your empire, this guide will bring the past to life. Inside, you’ll find things like: -The Son of Heaven: Understand the absolute power of the Emperor, the Mandate of Heaven, and the intricate rituals of the court. -The Language of Power: Decode the complex web of imperial pronouns and forms of address. Understand who can use 朕 (Zhèn) for "I," who refers to themselves as 本宫 (Běn Gōng), and uncover the meaning behind rare terms like 臣妾 (Chénqiè). -Behind the Jade Walls: Uncover the secretive world of the Inner Court—the strict hierarchy of the harem, the powerful role of eunuchs, and the deadly politics of 宫斗 (Gōngdòu - Palace Intrigue). -The Pillars of Power: Navigate the vast Imperial Bureaucracy, from the Grand Chancellor down to the local Magistrate. Learn how the infamous Imperial Examination System (科举, Kējǔ) shaped the government and society. -The Machinery of Empire: Explore the Three Departments and Six Ministries (三省六部), the organization of the military, and the daily life from the capital to the smallest village. Go beyond the glossary. This book doesn't just define terms—it explains the why and the how, giving you the context to truly immerse yourself in the world of emperors, officials, and ancient intrigue. Perfect for novel fans, aspiring writers, and history enthusiasts alike, this is your key to mastering the inner workings of Imperial China.

A talented girl called Jiang Yuqi failed to cross the river and was reborn as a small farmer's daughter in the mountain village. Father died, mother remarried. The stepfather is a weak man, not only poor or a prisoner from the capital, to rely on Jiang Yuqi's mother to raise. Jiang Yuqi pinch refers to a calculation, stepfather was a big man! The effeminate stepfather turned out to be the emperor's son, who would be the emperor ten years later. In this life, Jiang Yuqi decided to help his stepfather and lead the whole family to the road of wealth. In this life, she wants to be unrestrained and enjoy life!

A Promise For Liu Fen (Chinese Gl, Yuri, lesbian, Lgbt, girlxgirl): Ying Lan is a girl in boy’s clothing; a thief and a survivor, a nobody and a mystery. In the teeming streets of Jiao, she survives by her quick wits and nimble fingers. She has no home, no kin, no past, no memories. Only a fog that clouds her mind and a hunger that drives her on. Liu Ping is the daughter of a general, a scion of war and glory. She has everything a girl could want, except the one thing she desires most: her friend, her confidant, her soulmate. She lost her to the flames of rebellion, and with her, a part of her soul. She lingers on, but she does not live. She is a prisoner of her own grief. Fate brings them together, in a twist of chance and destiny. They face the secrets of the past and fight those who wish to keep them hidden. They find in each other a spark of warmth, a flame of passion. They fight for their lives, their love, their future.