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==WFP #17 Gold Award Winner & WFP #17 No 1 Powerstone Vote== "Killing is a crime. Yeah, I get that. But, do you know what's not a crime? Spanking someone. Still... Spanking your own child is considered a crime. So, guess what? I can't do that to my own kid if I have one. But, you're not my kid. So, how about we have some fun? If you call me mommy, I might stop spanking your butt to shredded meat!!" Kuso Amakusa, the thirty-year-old programmer, known for his meticulous way of thinking, had to be reborn as a female knight. Not a normal knight that everyone knows, but as a Knight known as the "Technoknight". Join Discord at https://discord.gg/SAqeTKwuA4 or follow @wandiong on Instagram!! ===================================== Cover created by Ukhyukhy and used for commercial use exclusively by hartpeler for Reincarnated as the butt-spanking knight with a system. Anyone who used the same cover without the consent of the author or the illustrator shall be charged into legal action.

"You aren't telling me that you want me to tell jokes. The most powerful people in this world are the jesters? No. This is ridiculous. Send me back, right now. What? Why are you laughing? I am not joking. Quit laughing, damn it." His laugh fuels my rage, as well as my newfound power. I punch him as hard as I can in the face. When I pull my fist away... his face is covered in clown makeup. I hate this world.

Eighteen year old Momo never thought she'd be chosen to become a magical girl of all things. Until one fateful night she is tasked to find allies and defend Earth against a terrifying alien power. And as if that wasn't bad enough, her new alien contact tells her that the center of her special powers is located in the strongest part of her body... which is... her... behind?!

join the larger than life Sir Bumble Butt with his best friend Waldo Waffles and his familiar Katrina as they embark on a journey filled with fire breathing dragons, talking vegetables and overall comical and magical chaos.

Marqué le temps de son empreinte de façon indélébile, voici ce à quoi aspire tous les êtres parcourant les terres de Yfunim. Comment rendre possible un exploit aussi irréaliste ? Faire la guerre ? Accumulez les richesses ? Être le plus fort ? La seule façon de le savoir est de parcourir le chemin. Dans cette ère mouvementée où règne en maître les rois et les héros, nous suivrons un jeune garçon appelé Habel, partant de son île à la découverte de ce vaste monde et pourquoi pas en chemin, lui aussi, écrire les lignes de l’histoire ? ‘’Le monde tremble de peur, les êtres se trémoussent de joie et d’admirations, des hommes qui me haïssent, des femmes qui m’adorent, voici ce que provoque l’évocation de mon nom en ce monde. Les sensations merveilleuses qu’elles procurent est un plaisir coupable dont je ne pourrai jamais m’en lasser, c'est le délice des rois''.

Archie ditantang oleh temannya untuk ikut menelusuri sebuah pemakaman saat malam hari. Pada awalnya, Archie menolak. Tapi, karena ibunya yang sudah meninggal jadi bahan sindiran temannya, Archie tidak bisa diam begitu saja dan memutuskan untuk menerima tantangan itu meskipun dia takut dengan hal-hal mistis. Saat Archie bersama-sama dengan teman-temannya menelusuri makam, tiba-tiba saja teman-teman Archie menghilang begitu saja saat dirinya pergi ke kamar mandi. Merasa dikerjai temannya, Archie pun tetap bersikukuh menelusuri makam karena tidak mau dianggap pengecut jika dia langsung pulang. Namun, Archie sama sekali tidak menemui temannya dan mendapati pintu gerbang pemakaman sudah terkunci. Archie jelas sangat kesal dengan tindakan teman-temannya itu karena menganggap lelucon yang dibuat temannya ini sudah keterlaluan. Di saat dirinya sedang panik, tiba-tiba saja dirinya dihampiri oleh Ron, orang yang mengaku sebagai penjaga pemakaman. Dari situlah pengalaman-pengalaman misteri dirasakan oleh Archie setelahnya. Pertemuannya dengan Ron membawanya ke dalam suatu kejadian yang sulit diterima oleh nalarnya, membuatnya perlahan mengerti siapa Ron sebenarnya.

The story of an orphan who's trying to survive the problems of his immediate society. A teenager experiencing the leap from childhood to Adulthood. His unique imagination, charisma and foresight influences the tide of ignorance in his society. He lives in a futuristic world that may only exist as in imaginations and movies.

Di jaman dahulu kala, di masa Dinasti Tang di negara tengah, Tiongkok. terjadi badai pembunuhan di negara itu, dengan pelakunya kebanyakan adalah para ahli kungfu kuno terbaik. Agar korban tidak semakin banyak, para ahli kungfu kuno itu, membunuh banyak pengganas dan mengasingkan diri mereka bersama kungfu kuno yang mereka miliki. Di jaman modern ini tepatnya di tahun 80-an, sekelompok arkeolog berhasil membongkar makam para ahli kungfu kuno dari jaman dinasti Tang itu dan mengambil kitab-kitab peninggalan mereka. Terjadi badai pembunuhan baru di dunia modern. Phoenix seorang pewaris kungfu kuno, diam-diam berusaha melindungi Lindsay. karena di tubuh Lindsay, terkandung rahasia kungfu kuno tingkat tinggi yang saat Lindsay bisa memahami nya, maka, Lindsay akan menjadi manusia terkuat yang bisa membasmi para durjana, yang mempelajari kungfu kuno untuk menguasai dunia. Saat posisi Lindsay mulai diketahui musuh, Phoenix harus keluar untuk menolong dan membimbing Lindsay menemukan kekuatan nya. saat itu, kisah cinta diantara mereka semakin menguat, padahal Phoenix sudah dijodohkan dengan putri dari kerajaan besar yang sedang menguasai dunia.

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Qin Yao opens her eyes and finds herself transmigrated from a post-apocalyptic world into the body of an ancient peasant woman. Her family consists of four stepchildren needing care. A good-for-nothing husband, who has nothing but looks, is causing a ruckus. They live in a thatched hut, without a grain of rice, the family is emaciated like refugees. If that wasn't enough, someone even comes to collect debts! Anger rises in Qin Yao's heart, and she kicks the wretched husband out, "Debt collector, feel free to just beat him to death!" The four stepchildren: !!! With the world quieted, Qin Yao rolls up her sleeves to revive the family. Hunting, carrying bags, fighting bandits, she's an expert in all. But facing the fields, with her back to the sky, and her face to the earth, even a top-tier fighter from the post-apocalyptic world waves her hand: Can't take it! Really can't take it! Qin Yao scratches her head: In the ancient times where agricultural taxes are extremely high, how can I avoid farming? At this moment, the lazy husband who was sent away to die (twisting and crawling) (struggling to stand up) (screaming and roaring): My dear! I think I can be saved!