cabbages & carnage
Cabbages and Carnage
“On his farm, even gods are just fertilizer.”
Lai wanted nothing more than a peaceful life as a farmer.
Tending his cabbages, pulling weeds, watering his crops—simple, quiet, ordinary.
But the world of cultivation does not allow peace.
Sect masters, demonic cultivators, rogue immortals… all came to test him.
And all were reaped like weeds.
With a word, he paralyzes armies.
With a thought, he slays gods.
With his hoe, he tills the soil—and the corpses of his enemies.
To the villagers, he is a kind farmer who sells the sweetest vegetables.
To his disciples, he is a demon who teaches through endless torture.
And to the heavens?
He is the farmer who fertilizes his cabbages with the blood of the divine.
This is not just farming.
This is Cabbages and Carnage.