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This is an Isekai styled story, written from the point of view of the protagonist. Discover the secret of the new, unknown world with Peter, as he sets his first steps in an empty, ruined city. Meet new people from all around the globe. Fight, laugh, and cry.

Lionel adalah CEO Muda sukses, Tampan namun dingin sikapnya. Ia memiliki banyak musuh akibat persaingan tak sehat di antara dirinya dan para pebisnis lainnya, tak jarang Lionel babak belur akibat pertarungan dengan orang-orang suruhan musuhnya dan membuat Mama Farah tak tega melihat putra semata wayangnya terluka hingga tak sadarkan diri. Mama Farah langsung membuat keputusan, memanggil wanita muda usia di bawah Lionel yang bernama Ayumi. Mama Farah menunjuk Ayumi sebagai bodyguard Lionel, tugas utama Ayumi hanya menjaga putra semata wayangnya itu. Namun agaknya Lionel tetap tak setuju, apalagi bodyguardnya seorang perempuan yang Lionel pikir hanya akan merepotkan dirinya bukan malah membantu dirinya dalam menghadapi musuh-musuh di luaran sana.

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[Hello everyone, I will be on HIATUS. Please don't buy the privilege until I'm back.] “No! I don’t want to die and give you my money!” “I will die with you so you don’t have to worry!” At the last moment of his life, the stingy and stupid Shao Chen still considered his money and felt relieved after knowing that other people won’t use his money. His soul flew away with peace but…. ‘Hm? I’m still alive?!’ --- He was transmigrated into a pretty man’s body name Yao Yusheng. Without knowing why, his new family was murdered by the emperor and he decided to go into the palace as a harem girl to get revenge. But, even though he had managed to go inside the palace…. ‘What is harem?’ ‘What should I do to get my revenge?’ ‘What exactly is revenge about?’ How did Shao Chen get his revenge without any clue about it? --- This is a story about a stupid and stingy man that transmigrated into a pretty man’s body and the emperor of the kingdom Xin who was easily blinded with love. A story full of the MC foolishness while trying to get his revenge against the emperor which giving headaches to everyone around him and some mysteries behind the nobles. This is my first time writing in English and I’m still learning so please give me constructive feedback. -- Check my other stories: - This is Your Baby, Mr. Incubus! [BL] (Indonesian) Follow me on: IG: aoishana8 Discord: AoiShana8#5682

excerpt:"Congratulations, Host! You have entered the world of The Almighty Prince of Arderla!" The voice chirped again. "Your mission? Survive, thrive, and maybe… make your cold, brooding husband fall in love with you!" Ivy Everhart blinked. A fat, chibi bird was floating in front of her, bouncing with excitement. Just moments ago, raiders had attacked her bookstore and—oh yeah—shot her. "Excuse me, what?" Ivy asked flatly. The system continued, ignoring her confusion. "Congratulations, Ivy Everhart! You are now Ivy Everhart, the cannon fodder wife of the villain in the book!" Ivy froze. Then, she wailed dramatically, clutching her long red hair. "Somebody just kill me again!" synopsis: Ivy Everhart was just a struggling bookstore owner until a bullet to the chest landed her in the world of The Almighty Prince of Arderla—as the most hated side character, the villain’s cannon fodder wife. Her new life comes with one mission: survive. But Ivy is already doomed. The original Ivy was a spoiled noblewoman obsessed with the crown prince, humiliating her husband—the powerful and ruthless Duke Lucien Ashburn—until he finally cast her aside. And in the book? That’s when he kills her. Armed with a mischievous chibi system and a lot of desperation, Ivy hatches a plan: make Lucien fall for her and change her fate. But her schemes go off the rails when Lucien—the cold, unreadable villain—turns the tables. He’s suspicious. He’s possessive. And worst of all… he’s interested. Now, trapped between her own survival instincts and the villain’s dangerously growing affection, Ivy must navigate a game where the slightest misstep could be fatal. Will she tame the villain or end up as just another forgotten extra in his tragic story? One thing’s for sure—she can’t afford to lose.

Clara was a brilliant scientist, wife to the charming Nathaniel, and a loving sister—until the day she ignored her sister’s warning. Trusting her best friend was the biggest mistake of her life. It cost her everything—her marriage, her family, and even her future. But fate gives her an impossible gift: a second chance. Reborn years in the past before she lost everything, Clara refuses to repeat her mistakes. This time, she’ll repair her relationship with her husband, protect her sister, and maybe deliver a few satisfying slaps to her treacherous best friend for good measure. Yet as she peels back the layers of her family’s mysterious disappearance, Clara discovers that not all betrayals come from outside—and the truth buried in her past might be far darker than she ever imagined. She doesn't slap her best friend till later in the chapter and she also slaps her emotionally not just physically.

The boy born with cursed eyes, said to be the traitor of all races. Discriminated against all his life will he fight back, or be consumed by hatred? Or will he learn to rise above it? In the world of magic... the Order of Arcane, filled with seven top races, all united by one thing: hating the color of his eyes and a certain name. This kid shall pay for a crime he never committed, etched with seven mythical curses by who? Who knows. How to release them? Solve the seven Akashi riddles. Will he win? Or just become another forgotten page in the history books of Eldarado? There are three primary types of magic: Normal. Racial. Unique. He awakens all of them. Normal: Well maybe not so normal for him. Racial: ?? Unique: ?? And one final question whispered in the shadows of forgotten history Who is the true, declared heir to the Obsidian Throne.

A Batfam Mafia AU Fanfic Inspired by another Fanfic Bruce Wayne was many things to the world-billionaire, philanthropist, enigma-but in the shadows, he was the quiet leader of the greatest underground criminal network the world had ever known. At home, however, he was something much simpler: a father. His four sons-grown, married, and scattered into lives of their own-no longer needed him the way they once had. Their wives, women he'd come to love like daughters, had formed their own tight-knit circles. Recently, all four couples had escaped Gotham for well-earned vacations. Dick and Chanel were off reliving their second honeymoon. Jason and Isis had followed suit, with Isis, of course, unable to leave the children behind. Tim and Lyric were halfway across the world. Damian and Samaira, freshly married, had launched straight into their own honeymoon bliss. Even Duke had been dispatched on a mission in Russia. And for the first time in nearly twenty years, Wayne Manor was silent. So, in a moment of what could only be described as Bruce Wayne's brand of madness-a mix of irrational impulse and perfect logic-he created the Wayne Scholarship. A program for one "lucky" student who would earn not just a place at Gotham Academy, but more than a year-long stay in Wayne Manor itself. Whether that student would see it as luck... was another story entirely. Had it not been for Alfred's timely interference, Bruce would have simply gone ahead and adopted. Now what's going to happen when Athena Blackwell enters this new world? Or is it all another familiar game? This book is inspired by gojoxluvr, who is the author of The Waynes.

The stupid, ugly daughter of the Meng family jumps into the river for the sake of a man. When people find out that she survived, everyone despises her. “As the saying goes, the scourge would live for a thousand years. She is going to act silly again.” However, she is only daring for the attention of one person. "Hubby, my legs are weak. I want you to carry me." "Hubby, my mouth hurts. I want a kiss." The silly girl is no longer ugly anymore! She is even deemed a "goddess". The silly girl is no longer silly anymore! Look at her unscrupulous and sharp expression. Wait a minute, who is the man that the silly girl is holding onto? She had actually fallen in love with someone else! "Hehe, that man is just a freeloader who has good looks." "Marrying the daughter of the Meng family will save him more than ten years of hard work." "If the shoe fits I guess he'll wear it." Hold up, isn’t he the richest man in the world? ... The first year after their marriage—“Hubby, you look so handsome. Muah!" Mrs. Mu wheedles. "Stop right there, don't come over!" Mr. Mu cannot resist her enthusiasm. The second year after their marriage—Mr. Mu is exasperated. "Wifey, look at me." Mrs. Mu waves her hand impatiently. "What's there to see? Don't block my view of the handsome boys." "That's not what you said back then." “That’s why it’s important to be a person with broadened horizons.” “...”

"The gods are losing, and they’re throwing disposable heroes at the problem. I’m just the latest fool on the list." When Daion wakes up in a void, faced with a sarcastic, all-powerful "god," he quickly realizes two things: He’s dead. His afterlife is a joke. With no memories, no blessings, and no choice, he’s dumped into a dying world overrun by corrupt monsters, where the gods are losing a war they refuse to fight themselves. The so-called "heroes" sent before him? Dead. Useless. Forgotten. Armed with a cursed gauntlet he can’t remove, a sword that radiates something… wrong, and a power system he doesn’t understand, Daion must navigate a brutal world where the strong exploit the weak, summoned ones are feared more than revered, and the gods treat mortals like pieces on a board. No destiny. No prophecy. No divine protection. Just a cruel game where survival is the only rule. But if the gods think he’s just another disposable pawn… they’re in for a surprise. Enjoyed this story? Early chapters & extras on Patreon: patreon.com/DanielJNoble