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Building Adult Industry in fantasy world (An Isekai LitRPG)

Building Adult Industry in fantasy world (An Isekai LitRPG)

A modern-day entrepreneur is reincarnated into a medieval realm teeming with magic and mythical creatures. Realizing the untapped potential for adult entertainment, he decides to revolutionize this conservative world by introducing an array of erotic services and products. From steamy illustrated materials and magical enhancements to exclusive live performances, his innovative ideas quickly capture the interest of the populace, sparking both admiration and controversy. As his adult empire flourishes, he faces fierce opposition from the church, which deems his endeavors immoral and launches relentless campaigns to shut him down. Undeterred, he uses his modern business acumen and newfound magical abilities to outsmart his adversaries, setting up secret networks and securing loyal allies. The novel follows his tumultuous journey, filled with exhilarating successes, devastating setbacks, and intense confrontations with powerful foes. Throughout his quest, the protagonist navigates internal team conflicts, betrayal, and competition from rival groups, all while infusing his creations with elements of humor, fantasy, and sensuality. With R18-rated scenes woven seamlessly into the narrative, the novel offers readers an enticing blend of erotic escapades and a gripping tale of ambition and resilience in an enchanting, fantastical world. Author's Note:- Thank you for visiting my novel page. Chapter 6 , 7, 14, 15, 32 & 66 are a bit more erotic. Proceed with caution. Discord link:- https://discord.gg/Bu9vph4W
Fantasy
100 Chs
73842 Adult Survival Game

73842 Adult Survival Game

Doing It With the Creator in a Survival Game Unlimited, 1v1, HE, shou who ardently loves his life and loves picking up garbage x mind-contaminating Cthulhu-type gong The book is also called: 《Accidentally Got Topped by the Creator in a Survival Game》 《Dating and Hooking with the Creator in a Survival Game》 《Clearing a Survival Game While Hooking up With the Creator》 《The Overbearing Creator and His Garbage-Picking Little Pampered Wife》 As an unlimited-type player, Chi Yu is a famous points demon.    His teammates watched him as he went back to the cellar all of a sudden to get an apple that was worth one point after solving the puzzle in disbelief. “Is this rational? That apple really is only worth one point!” Chi Yu did not say anything. Chi Yu only wanted points. Chi Yu who picked up the prop silently touched the prop in his hands, and thought to his crush in the real world, Gu Wen Qiao. The hands that pick up garbage is filled with power once more! The small little body arduously carried the bag and left the scene of the robbery(no)!    Gu Wen Qiao: …… (Silently gives his wife an unlimited storage bag as a clearing gift)    Chi Yu’s so happy! He can pick up more points now! But, this kind of happiness could not stay for long, the survival game turned more and more strange! Clearly it was such a scary atmosphere but!    Why does the sleeping beauty he have to kiss awake have the same face as Gu Wen Qiao—— isn’t it enough to kiss for a bit why is it a French kiss…… mmmm! Damnit, when getting chased by a ghost and flipping over a wall, he got stuck, his points are going to be all gone wuuuu the game’s going to be a failure——! Wait a minute what just pulled off his pants! Although he drew the role of the bride of the evil spirit in the game, but no way, no way, does he really need to consummate the marriage! —— Hey, the face is the same as Gu Wen Qiao’s……    The survival game turned weirder and weirder, but the points also increased more and more. Chi Yu also…… Was done in so much he got all muddle-headed.    Damnit, can these kind, these kind of days of constantly making love with a crush and having a lot of points be casually had!    And at the same time, after Chi Yu went back to the real world, and saw Gu Wen Qiao—— wuuuuu can’t let him find out that I did it too much with a NPC that looked just like him in the game already! To not have his own filthy desires discovered by his secret crush, Chi Yu acted more and more reserved, and only dared to secretly peek at Gu Wen Qiao    Gu Wen Qiao: …… He is avoiding me.    After returning to the game—— Wahhh why are these NPCs getting more and more outrageous!    Chi Yu got done so much his tongue was sticking out, and the bottom was constantly leaking. While “Gu Wen Qiao” at his back was still interrogating him. “Do you like me?” “Wuuuu I-I do……”
LGBT+
56 Chs
Exchange Fate! She Saved the whole family and the Short-Lived Marquis!

Exchange Fate! She Saved the whole family and the Short-Lived Marquis!

Fu Shinian, an extra character in the original book, awakens to find that her whole family are the vicious villains in the story. Her father, unable to establish relations with the Marquis Changping's residence, is demoted and exiled by the male lead. Her mother is beaten to death on the road to exile, and Aunt Cheng is humiliated to death protecting her chastity. Her elder brother opposes the male lead to win over the female lead and dies saving her. Her elder sister makes life difficult for the female lead, and after their father is exiled, she is divorced by the male lead and sent to a pleasure house. To protect her family and change their tragic fate, isn’t it fair for her to absorb all the male and female leads' fortunes? * [Ding! Male and female leads' fortune -1000, Fu Mansion's fortune +1000] Mr. Fu: "I attended the morning court session, why did His Majesty promote me again!" Madam Fu: "I went to the temple to offer incense, and the master said I was surrounded by a powerful purple aura!" Aunt Cheng: "How did the Cheng Family suddenly become the imperial merchants!" Elder Brother: "It seems like I suddenly have gained intelligence, I know all the exam questions!" Elder Sister: "How come right after I broke off the engagement, Little General Gu came to propose?" * The Marquis Changping can only live to 25, in two years the title will belong to the male lead? She frantically absorbs the fortunes of the male and female leads to boost the Marquis Changping's fortune! During the plague lockdown, Fu Shinian brings medicine and travels long distances into the city to safeguard his health. He understands the girl's intentions, but he only has two years left to live, how can he drag her down. However, why does his heart ache so much watching her with someone else? Finally, the Marquis Changping forces Fu Shinian into the corner of the study, lowering his head to seek her lips: "Niannian, I was wrong."
History
90 Chs
Tell me a funny adult short story.
An adult named Mary was at a work party. There was a karaoke machine. Mary, who had a terrible singing voice but a great sense of humor, decided to sing a very difficult song. As she started, everyone was shocked at how off - key she was. But by the end, everyone was laughing and clapping because she was having so much fun. Mary became the star of the party for making everyone laugh with her awful yet enthusiastic singing.
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2024-11-25 14:51
Can you share an adult funny story?
Once there was a man who tried to do yoga at home. He was following an online video. But he misheard the instructor. Instead of 'bend gently', he thought it was 'bend like a pretzel'. He ended up in the most comical twisted position and his cat just stared at him like he was crazy.
2 answers
2024-10-25 13:31
Can you share an adult funny story?
A woman was at a comedy show. She was sitting in the front row. The comedian noticed her and started making jokes about her big, floppy hat. She took it all in good humor and when the comedian asked if she had any comeback, she stood up, took off her hat, and revealed a crazy hairdo underneath that was even funnier. The whole audience erupted in laughter.
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2024-12-05 06:48
Can you share a funny adult story?
Once there was an adult who decided to learn to skateboard. He thought it would be easy as the kids made it look. He got on the skateboard in the park and immediately lost his balance. He tumbled into a bush, with his legs sticking out comically. His friends couldn't stop laughing, and he himself had to laugh at his own clumsiness too.
2 answers
2024-11-20 10:58
Adult-level funny short story recommendations
There are a few funny short stories that I can recommend to adults. Among them were " I Raised A Sweet Movie King " and " Bad Friend, Follow Me." These novels were full of humor and interest, suitable for readers who liked funny stories.
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2024-12-29 11:36
What can be a funny non - adult story instead of a 'funny dildo story'?
Well, here's a funny story. Once upon a time, there was a little squirrel that was trying to hide its nuts. But it got so confused that it ended up burying a stone instead and then spent hours looking for its 'lost' nuts. It was quite a sight to see it running around in circles, scratching its head in bewilderment.
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2024-11-01 07:20
Can you share an adult short funny story?
There was a woman who went to a new yoga class. She was a bit clumsy. When they were doing the downward dog pose, she accidentally kicked the instructor in the face. The whole class burst into laughter, including the instructor who said it was a new kind of yoga move.
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2024-12-12 17:02
Tell me another adult short funny story.
One day, a man went to the barber. He fell asleep during the haircut. When he woke up, he saw himself in the mirror with a really strange haircut. He looked like he had a bird's nest on his head. His friends couldn't stop laughing when they saw him.
2 answers
2024-12-12 13:45
Can you share a funny adult bedtime story?
Once upon a time, there was a man named Tom. He was very clumsy. One bedtime, he tried to put on his pajamas but accidentally put his head through the leg hole. His wife laughed so hard she almost fell out of bed. Tom then started doing a little dance with his pajamas all askew, which made his wife laugh even more. And they both went to sleep with big smiles on their faces.
3 answers
2024-11-01 12:08
Can you share a funny adult Christmas story?
There was this one Christmas when a group of adults in my neighborhood decided to have a Christmas tree decorating competition. But instead of normal ornaments, we used only things we found around our houses. One guy showed up with his tree covered in old socks that he had tied into little bows. Another person had used kitchen utensils like spatulas and ladles as hanging decorations. It was hilarious to see all these crazy - looking trees and everyone had a great laugh about it during the Christmas party.
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2024-11-24 06:17
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