puns with meat

A super cool novel, i saw from my favourite author. i am translating it in chinese hope you like it....... dedecated to orignial author. 18 Forbidden love at first sight! Obviously just doing tasks, why do the male owners always love to approach her? 1. The mother who is estranged from her son X The son who longs for maternal love (ancient romance) 1v1> End 2. The president of Gollen Oba X simple intellectual sister (modern romance) 1v2> End three, F4 four princes X rich second generation girl (idol drama) ) 1V4＞End 4. College Girlfriend Boyfriend X Girl Who Loves Learning (Modern) 1v1＞End 5、Y Country Young Handsome Duke X Study Abroad Girl (Foreign) 1v2＞ End 6、Senior Executive (Tram Plot) Fake Fool X shy work girl (fantasy romance) (this male match has no meat ~ just a bit of drama at the end ~) 1v2? ＞End 7、Stalling and farming male (Goldfinger Farm) X ex-girlfriend school flower 1v1＞End 8、Abdicate and gain the priesthood X honourable eldest princess (ancient Xiuxian (a little bit)) 1v2＞ End 9、The belly black emperor X was one-night stand The maidservant (Gongdou) 1v1> End ten. Merry Hong Kong Governor (Inspiration Source: Talking about the Case) X Family Lady (Detective Drama) 1v?

Delta was a teacher who traded her name away for a chance. Now reincarnated as a dungeon core, Delta strives to survive and thrive without becoming a death trap that kills everything, including human beings, like other dungeons. She filled her dungeons with jokes, friendly monsters that could turn deadly if you decided to be violent, mushrooms, more jokes, funny traps, riddles, and most importantly, puns! Her dungeon is also located near the town of Durance, an ordinary-looking town that is actually filled with retired legends of both the famous and infamous kind. In a broken world that is slowly falling apart, watch as Delta repairs it by creating smiles instead of killing! Original Work’s Synopsis: She became a dungeon core. Everything pointed Delta to murdering her way to success. People were just mana farms, right? No, that was wrong. Delta refused. Then everything became odd. *IMPORTANT NOTE* This is not my work but another author’s. I just found this novel unique, fascinating, and splendid. I had a perpetual smile and often laughed while reading this novel. It needs more recognition, so I decided to edit it for any mistakes and post it here on WebNovel. The author does post on RR and a forum website called Space Battle, so check it out if you’re interested. If you're actually spending time reading this note of mine, then I hope you had an enjoyable time reading the novel. If you really enjoyed the novel and would like to support the author (Not Me!111!1!!!), I’m also gonna include his Patreon and PayPal link. Author's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3031332 Author's PayPal: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/ConnerStewart

She became a dungeon core. Everything pointed Delta to murdering her way to success. People were just mana farms, right? No, that was wrong. Delta refused. Then everything became odd.

"His girlfriend died three years ago. So why is she standing at his door?" A monster who craves warmth. A comically suicidal guy who’s suspiciously good at disposing of bodies. And a dystopian world where death is basically part of the interior design. This is a horror-romance slice-of-death story about a man and the monster pretending to be his girlfriend who may or may not love him back. No plot roadmap. Just emotional outbursts and murder. Updates when my brain permits. It’s my first work, so I’m posting it here for tips, feedback, and the occasional concerned DM. All insults on my professionalism are accepted and encouraged. Also, try seaweed and apple cider. It slaps. You’ll either thank me, or fight God for making you allergic to this masterpiece after being sent to heaven. But either way, it's worth it. Anyway, back to the novel: I dropped it. I gave up on webnovels. It's too hard. My tiny overthinking 14-year old mind cannot handle this. And I just suck at writing. I'll come back if I'm better.

A series of quotes so profound, Shakespeare would plop his knees and nimble on these succulent cherries. Some stolen, but you can't prove that.

Steven's cruising the Chicago lakefront park when he meets the man in the Jeep. He seems nice. He seems sexy. He seems like the kind of guy Steven could have a very good time with. When the guy invites him to his place, Steven doesn't hesitate to accept.<br><br>But when Steven gets back to the guy's apartment, he realizes, too late, there's more on the menu than just sex. Steven has fallen into the hands of a very hungry predator ... and he may never escape.

Takushima's erotic life novel

I awoke in the dark, with nothing but my sense of touch. I was a piece of meat. No eyes. No voice. No purpose. Then I learned how to move, to fight, and to eat. I was guided by the system, a unique entity that helped me gain power and knowledge. It told me that I was 1 of 38 fragments of The Dead God. My goal was to devour the other fragments. But that was their goal as well. Only one of us will become a god.

Spending years fighting in various battles, makes Xue Jung Lao want to rest and settle down with a wife and kids of his own. His dream was close to being fulfilled when he met Cheng Shi Yi, a girl who didn't fear him like other women he came across so far. He fell for her quickly but all went down the hill when he accidentally saw her brother, Cheng Shen Yi taking a bath. He couldn't move his eyes away from his breathtaking features and a body many dreamed to have. Every time he saw him he would picture that beautiful scene and would want to take him there and then. Xue Jung Lao vowed to make him his.

Qin Yao opens her eyes and finds herself transmigrated from a post-apocalyptic world into the body of an ancient peasant woman. Her family consists of four stepchildren needing care. A good-for-nothing husband, who has nothing but looks, is causing a ruckus. They live in a thatched hut, without a grain of rice, the family is emaciated like refugees. If that wasn't enough, someone even comes to collect debts! Anger rises in Qin Yao's heart, and she kicks the wretched husband out, "Debt collector, feel free to just beat him to death!" The four stepchildren: !!! With the world quieted, Qin Yao rolls up her sleeves to revive the family. Hunting, carrying bags, fighting bandits, she's an expert in all. But facing the fields, with her back to the sky, and her face to the earth, even a top-tier fighter from the post-apocalyptic world waves her hand: Can't take it! Really can't take it! Qin Yao scratches her head: In the ancient times where agricultural taxes are extremely high, how can I avoid farming? At this moment, the lazy husband who was sent away to die (twisting and crawling) (struggling to stand up) (screaming and roaring): My dear! I think I can be saved!