chistes nerds

A woman needs the nerd she left behind to find her husband when she is threatened. An FBI agent is tasked with protecting a woman who does not want to be protected. Nerds Saving the World is created by Chris Redding an eGlobal Publishing Creative Signed Author.

Worlds, like all other living beings, are born, grow, and then die. And, sometimes, they are born in the most unexpected ways. Cecilia was a player in the VRMMO Hyperborea, a game that mixed Survival and RPG. Yet, she wasn’t any player, but a proud member of its strongest guild, the Dead Nerds Society. It was a guild formed only by patients with impaired mobility who had no other distraction besides playing the game with the neural reality implements while their bodies withered away in their hospital beds. They all knew that their lives were tied to machines, so they made a pact of being logged into the game when they die. They all knew that the game world was not the real world. Yet, their ‘real’ world was just a hospital room and the neverending procession of nurses, serums, and medical exams. The only world that mattered was Hyperborea. To Cecilia’s surprise, that was the world where she found herself in when she died. Instead of the expected oblivion or the afterlife promised by religions, she was within the skin of her character, inside the game. Not only that, but, as she explores around, she finds signs that her guild companions have also been isekaid into it. It shouldn’t be possible to migrate to a world that only existed as a game, created by humans with human power and tech. Yet, it wouldn’t be possible to deny that they were actually there. And, not only that, as former players, they were among the most powerful beings of this world. ::: Updates will be twice a day. ::: What NOT to expect in this novel: - Explicit sex content - Depiction of slavery in any “good side” or “positive light.” Slavery is Evil, period. - Harem - NTR - Any form of race superiority or inferiority discourse - Sexism What TO expect in this novel: - Brain beats brawn - Slow pace - Mystery - Some romance on the side - Sex might be mentioned or implied, but never more than that - There might be implied mentions of sexual abuse - People might be gay, lesbian, trans, or even straight (I even have some friends that are straight) - But, the MC is Yuri, and that’s not negotiable. - Before anyone complains about Yuri: I am a lesbian girl myself, so writing Yuri romance is simply the most natural to me. That’s all there is about it

Tatlong babaeng na gangster na nagpapangap na bilang isang nerd sa isang campus upang ma-protektahan nila ang tatlong magkakapatid na lalaki na mayaman, walang nakaka-alam kung sino sila at kung ano ang tunay nilang pakay, kahit na ang pamilya ng tatlong Gangsters nato ay mga isang murderous families din. Pero bakit nga ba nila tinatago ang magagandang mukha nila, Sino ang makakaalam sa mga secreto nila, Will they reveal it? Or the Mafia Bosses Will find out. The Gangster in Disguise As a NERDS Written by : Binibining_Ryu

Reign Leima, A talkative nerd. She has a crush on Axiel Reando. Axiel is Reign's friend when they were only 7 years old. But as Reign migrated in Canada, she was involved in an accident. That cause her to have amnesia. After Reign's mom told Axiel what happened, Axiel became a cold and quiet person. But Reign still can't remember anything. It's been 6 years since Axiel became cold and quiet person

Circe Riders is the scariest girl in school. A ruthless bully with a dangerous reputation, she runs with a crew that’s feared by everyone. The rumors? They're true. Half of them, anyway. Circe keeps her family life a mystery, and with her fierce attitude and undeniable beauty, she’s the queen of the school, no one dares to cross her. Darwin Clark, on the other hand, is a wallflower. A shy, nerdy giant with a love for '80s music, physics, anime, and the occasional puzzle, videogames, Darwin prefers his quiet life. With dreams of becoming a veterinarian, he spends his weekends at the gym or listening to podcasts about puppies. He’s often the target of bullying, not for lack of strength, but for his low self-esteem and awkwardness around girls. His life might have been mundane, but it was comfortable... until Circe noticed him, and she wanted to rip him apart.

Our main protagonist Edward Rodgers is a HUGE nerd that's obsessed with video games, books, magic and D&D. SO his mind's absolutely blown out of the water when he realizes his perception of the world just changed magically to his desires. And his first thought when he finds out? "Am I a wizard?"

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Whitchurch high was not your average high school. It was a high school filled with wolves from different packs even rouges went here among humans and even witches. it's would be the starting point of a great adventure for two wolves and those around them....

Duke's Revenge sequence "And?" But customs changed. His people had little tolerance for sorcerers. They were natural enemies. It was defying all conventions. Violate ancient traditions. He was simply bewitched by her. "And since when do you care about traditions, my friend?" - You are mine. - Richard Morgan sighed contentedly, his hand smothering her face. - Only mine, my dear. Didn't think it was like that ...- The firm hands smoothed his belly. She was silent. A silence that seemed to last a damn eternity. He was the alpha of the pack and the girl a sorceress. Why the hell did he get the impression he could feel something else in her? She wasn't a wolf.

It's a pure comedy. The comedic journey of three friends who are the Ruler of the Universes. They came to complete their last objective. Let's start their hilarious adventure. Even turning the most tragic in to comedy. [ Most of the characters are taken from different mythologies.] It will be quite fast paced. And a lots of grammar mistakes. Enjoy.