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A big frog is out

River and Lily have been, or rather had been, friends for almost all their lives until a one nightstand ruined any semblance of a friendship between them. Lily would strongly like to blame the fact that she was foolish on that night and River, well, he doesn't look like he has a lot to say or think about the night in question. Now, four years down the line, after one isolating the other and another still being bitter hurt over the events that succeeded that particular night, Lily is called in for a royal favor. With River's coronation as king drawing near, she has to keep his rather, messy, to be lightly put, record on a clean squeaky plate. How to do that you ask? Well, obviously by avoiding him and being professional to a fault. But the ignorant blind fool doesn't get the memo. In fact, to her, it looks like River is doing anything other than being professional and distant. ☆¤☆¤☆¤☆ "I was going to ruin you!" he shouts in exasperation and I eye him for a moment, watching his chest rise and fall rapidly until he calms down. "I was already ruined. I fail to see any sort of damage that could have outdone what I've gone through." I shrug and pick up my folder from the bed. ☆¤☆¤☆¤☆ Lily has no much to think about during the summer but if there's something she's certain of, it's that she is not ready to be the reason River's crown topples off his head no matter how much he wants to be the problem in her course.

Frederick Vonnegan hates his life. Nicknamed “Frog” by his classmates, he’s scrawny, unattractive, and a constant target for bullying and pranks at his high school. But when he’s paired to work on a project with his long-time crush and homecoming princess Kayla Morrison, things start to change. As their friendship grows and he navigates through a number of mysterious incidents, Frog will soon learn that there is quite literally more to him than meets the eye.

This is my first fanfiction of Pokemon X and Y. The story is about Fennekin, Froakie, and Chespin. The three were picked by Professor Sycamore's new students, Elizabeth, Darwin, and Tony. As you are reading this book, Fennekin and Froakie became friends until they are reunited as Frogadier and Braxien for the past nine weeks. Because of this, Braxien was heartbroken, and Frogadier wants to be with her for support. A wild Lucario was the one who broke her heart and Frogadier has to deal with him. But she have other friends to be with. Her trainer hasthree cousin: Two of them love her so much and the other was been stubborn and wanted to take her home along with Tony. A Braxien's trainer had a bad relationship with her related cousin and her friends who want her to live her dream as a Pokemon Trainer. I hope you enjoyed the book I have created. P.S: I don't own Pokemon.

High schooler Shinozaki Yuuta was just your average Japanese teen: addicted to absurdly overpowered mobile games, dodging homework, and secretly hiding a stash of very questionable dating sims. But one fateful afternoon, while grinding an infinite-wave mage survival game and crossing the street at the same time (bad combo), Yuuta meets his doom via Tokyo’s most notorious killer: Truck-kun. Next thing he knows, he’s been reincarnated... as a frog. Not just any frog—a pathetic, squishy, level-one mage frog, plopped into a terrifying world swarming with endless monsters. But the rules of the game he was playing are applyed: each time he levels up, he gets to choose one out of three magic spells, and if he picks the same spell eight times... it evolves into something absurdly, comically overpowered. After dying once, Yuuta respawns in a mysterious black space where coins droped by the killed monsters becomes a currency, where he can buy powerful frog evolutions and ancient magical artifacts. Driven by pure confidence of his ability to respawn and a desire to avoid ever dying again, Yuuta goes on a rampage, fighting monsters like a maniac until he becomes an unstoppable, world-ending, spell-flinging frog king. Bored out of his mind centuries later, he receives a strange message: > A summoner is calling. Will you accept? Curious—and desperate for entertainment—he says yes. Now summoned into a world of beast tamers and summoners, Yuuta finds himself contracted to a weak bullied boy who dreams of revenge to those who bullied him and build a harem. But Yuuta, robbed of his humanity (and a certain important organ), has no intention of helping his summoner chase girls or vengeance. What follows is a chaotic, comedy-packed adventure full of misunderstandings, magical mayhem, and the slow, reluctant bond between a horny thirsty frog (who wants to turn back into a human) and a revenge- harem obsessed kid. Magic. Monsters. Madness. Waifus. And one very pissed-off frog for not having his manhood.

"The hell? Where am I?" [System reboot] [Loading...] [I'm your land survival system, you are the owner of this new frogezoid body] [Feed me points, and I'll show you the secrets of survival with the aid of body upgrades] "Hmmm... well this is interesting." ... Welcome readers from RR!

a guy, a famous actor, gets isekaied as a frog into a fantasy sci-fi world and uh becomes the protector of magical beings, the hero of the forest, the villain to the humans, humanitys hero's worst enemy

In the world of Seres, the Towers have stood since the dawn of memory, offering immense rewards to those who climb them. It is said that scaling the tallest tower, known as "The Tower of the Gods," would allow one to make a wish to the gods. Because of these rumors, all the summoners in the world strive to climb the towers in hopes of becoming strong enough to reach it. In the Indigo Empire, every individual reaches the age of 16 must summon their first companion, determining the type of companion that will accompany them for life and revealing their innate summoning talent. Qiris, a young half-elf reincarnated a few months ago, is about to experience this long-awaited ritual. "I am going to summon my first companion! It's time to show the strength of a reincarnate!" [Frog - Rank 1 / 1 star] "Sorry?" [Talent - Summoning without potential] "....."

In the shadow of a shattered realm, a child is born. A soul bound by blood and flame, carrying the remnants of a war long past and a destiny yet to come. "Is cultivation permitted by the heavens, or is it merely the consequence of randomness?" "Just as existence itself, is cultivation nothing but coincidence?" For countless ages, the strongest cultivators have pondered these questions. The answers remain elusive. Yet the pursuit of power endures, driven by obsession, defiance, and an unyielding hunger to transcend. In that relentless search, legends were forged and worlds were reduced to ash. After the twilight of a forgotten war, a Phoenix born of flame and space glimpsed a fate never meant to be hers. A Dragon, whose roar once shook secret realms, fell from the heavens. His blood ignited the seas of a distant lower world. Their echoes scattered across time. A world was torn apart. An ocean rose where none should have existed. Ancient powers slumbered beneath the waves, and the embers of old fire whispered through forgotten lands. The war faded into legend. The heavens slowly healed. But fate is never still. Now, in an age where new cultivators rise and the multiverse pretends to move on, those ancient echoes begin to stir once more. The Laws remember. The threads tighten. And destiny, long delayed, prepares to unfold.

Qin Yao opens her eyes and finds herself transmigrated from a post-apocalyptic world into the body of an ancient peasant woman. Her family consists of four stepchildren needing care. A good-for-nothing husband, who has nothing but looks, is causing a ruckus. They live in a thatched hut, without a grain of rice, the family is emaciated like refugees. If that wasn't enough, someone even comes to collect debts! Anger rises in Qin Yao's heart, and she kicks the wretched husband out, "Debt collector, feel free to just beat him to death!" The four stepchildren: !!! With the world quieted, Qin Yao rolls up her sleeves to revive the family. Hunting, carrying bags, fighting bandits, she's an expert in all. But facing the fields, with her back to the sky, and her face to the earth, even a top-tier fighter from the post-apocalyptic world waves her hand: Can't take it! Really can't take it! Qin Yao scratches her head: In the ancient times where agricultural taxes are extremely high, how can I avoid farming? At this moment, the lazy husband who was sent away to die (twisting and crawling) (struggling to stand up) (screaming and roaring): My dear! I think I can be saved!