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Xu Jinzhi a vécu une vie saine jusqu'à ses soixante-quinze ans, s'éteignant sans trop de souffrances et apparemment sans grands regrets ou insatisfactions. Cependant, en regardant son fils, sa fille, ses petits-enfants et ses arrière-petits-enfants à côté de son lit, Xu Jinzhi ne pouvait s'empêcher de penser à son mari décédé prématurément dans un accident, se demandant si elle serait capable de le revoir—si seulement elle pouvait. En ouvrant ses yeux, Xu Jinzhi se retrouve choquée de se retrouver transportée plusieurs décennies dans le passé, à l'époque où les familles Xu et Xie négociaient un mariage d'affaires. Sans hésitation, elle mentionne le nom 'Xie Yanchuan.' Dans sa vie précédente, épouser Xie Yanchuan était un choix réticent, mais dans cette vie, elle le choisit avec détermination! La famille Xie détient une influence significative dans la ville A, cependant, Xie Yanchuan est le membre négligé de la famille, éclipsé par son frère aîné portant les responsabilités familiales et un frère cadet frêle. Cette situation ne dérange pas beaucoup Xie Yanchuan; il est content de vivre tranquillement. Un jour, l'accord de mariage avec la famille Xu lui tombe de manière inattendue dessus, entraînant son mariage avec une femme nommée Xu Jinzhi! Xie Yanchuan se prépare initialement à un mariage de respect mutuel ou de non-interférence. Cependant, pourquoi Xu Jinzhi le surprend-elle toujours par ses actions inattendues?

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In modern day Japan, the warriors of the past still exist! Tokyo Heights Academy is not just your ordinary private school--it's where young samurai and shinobi go to learn their way and eventually fight against the rebel clans that have defied the government. Enter Ikkei Kagemori, a baseball star turned promising young samurai with a goal to make his father and family proud. When Fujiko Shimazu, a descendent of a legendary noble clan, meets Ikkei, the two realize their fates are bound by a red hot rivalry that could change the entire country--and possibly the entire world. Follow, Ikkei, Fujiko and friends through a action packed high school shonen adventure where rivals and dangerous enemies await around every corner!

Blake is perfect. Well, at least he looks that way. His hair is thick. His features are nice. Everyone loves him, and to Blake's frustration, everyone falls in love with him, or at least they say they do.<br><br>Then something happens. Blake blacks out. In those most crucial of intimate moments, Blake blacks out.<br><br>After 101 horrible dates, Blake gets an offer from a man who swears he can handle him. But can sexy Jerome overlook what Blake considers to be his biggest flaw?

Lambland is a land isolated from the rest of the work, ruled by a hunting law created by the Korad. An accident put Brandon into this new world filled with hunters, cientists, mafia and a bloodthirsty leaders who rule this land like a scared group of lamb, could Brandon scape from this place or he's gonna be the begin of a revolution?

Blair Coldwell was just a student, just a listless part-time worker, in the shadow of her successful sister. She could have been content in that life, but an encounter with a vampire unlocked a power within her, and opened the door to the unknown. Like a ticking time bomb, her world fell apart and revealed the truth. With the uprising in the city, there is darkness on the horizon, and Blair is at the center. Will she step into her magic, and accept her fate, to take down the blackbloods and save the human race?

BLACK is gang group led by a kid whom his brother's death changed him completely. After his brother's death, he had no course in life but a solo walk gave him something to live for. He matured in the underworld and was taught a lot about it, that he was even trusted to lead a juvenile crew. This story is more of a South African underworld. The main character becomes a gangster at the age of 10 and lives up this life, until he catches the last breath of his life. One bullet took his soul of the books of the living.

A new world has been created.

Ikustosu is a 17 year old boy who is on the search for the man who cursed him.

Qin Yao opens her eyes and finds herself transmigrated from a post-apocalyptic world into the body of an ancient peasant woman. Her family consists of four stepchildren needing care. A good-for-nothing husband, who has nothing but looks, is causing a ruckus. They live in a thatched hut, without a grain of rice, the family is emaciated like refugees. If that wasn't enough, someone even comes to collect debts! Anger rises in Qin Yao's heart, and she kicks the wretched husband out, "Debt collector, feel free to just beat him to death!" The four stepchildren: !!! With the world quieted, Qin Yao rolls up her sleeves to revive the family. Hunting, carrying bags, fighting bandits, she's an expert in all. But facing the fields, with her back to the sky, and her face to the earth, even a top-tier fighter from the post-apocalyptic world waves her hand: Can't take it! Really can't take it! Qin Yao scratches her head: In the ancient times where agricultural taxes are extremely high, how can I avoid farming? At this moment, the lazy husband who was sent away to die (twisting and crawling) (struggling to stand up) (screaming and roaring): My dear! I think I can be saved!