crock and screw

The world was destroyed, the apocalypse descended, a new era began, and the right to survive as a Lord was granted to every person. Domains, Heroes, Troops, Treasures, Resources—all of the countless servers constructed by the myriad continents were opened up. Qin Muye looked at his panel, which was akin to cannon fodder, and his domain with its damaged suffix, and felt a strong urge to cry but no tears would come. No divine talent, no hidden hints, no overpowered Profession. "If that's the case, then I'll just have to adapt and live in a different way."

Look, I didn’t ask to be reincarnated. And I definitely didn’t ask to be the early-game villain in some dumb otome game. But here I am—Leon Aster, the guy who’s supposed to get his a** kicked by the heroine before the story even really starts. Yeah, no. F*ck that. I bailed before the plot could kill me, planning to live a quiet, stress-free life. But now? ✔ A god is watching me for entertainment. ✔ A talking sword won’t shut up. ✔ The strongest villainess in the game is on a one-way trip to going insane. ✔ And my system keeps throwing me into life-or-death quests I never signed up for. I just wanted to relax. Instead, I’m over here saving the world, one bad decision at a time. Because if I have to suffer through this stupid otome game— I might as well make it fun. --- This novel is full of profanity so if you don't like cursing then ignore this one.

After pulling an all-nighter reading a 1-star novel online whose MC had the same name as him, Jamie finds himself being pushed into traffic and dying at the hands of Truck-kun. Who knew God would give him a second chance? It's too bad the new life he would be given was the same as the plot that he read from the night before? ~~~ Jamie: F**k, is it too late to die again and ask for a third chance? God: Yes. Jamie: Goddamit.. God: Okay. Time for you to screw the villain and save the plot. Jamie: Wait, what? God: I said, 'Screw the plot and save the villain.' Jamie: ... Oh, thank God God: You're welcome. Thank you for your support! I'll be updating frequently

My life was mediocre, but that's okay. I got run over and died, but that's okay. I revived, but... wait... that's not okay! This miserable world, full of magical creatures, dangerous people and daily threats of planetary destruction. I know it --- this is the planet of that damn game! A doomed paltry world, whose salvation lay at the hands of despicable brainless characters! And, as if that weren't enough, I'm reincarnated as one of the protagonist's many romantic partners?! ''Long live the great hero!'' ''Stop calling me a hero!'' Why is everything falling apart? Sh*t! This is not good at all! [Volume 1 - ''Way Up to be Stronger!'' (On Going)] [The cover's photo is not mine. If you're the author and wants me to take it down, just contact me~] = Collections Goal: 95/100 (Bonus Chapter as soon as we hit it) = PS Goal: 17/100 (Bonus chapter for each 50 PS)

On our tenth wedding anniversary, my husband, Wright Charlotte, was not with me. His private jet had taken him and his assistant to a Michelin-starred restaurant instead. When he returned, he presented me with an exquisite blue diamond ring to make amends. "Rannie, darling. I'm just so buried in work." The next day, I saw a limited-edition vintage sports car, far more valuable, parked in his assistant's designated spot. Then, they made love in my house while I was sleeping. To keep me pacified, Wright drowned me in luxury. The haute couture gowns and exclusive handbags felt like a mockery. I glanced at the calendar. The countdown began: fourteen days. Before I left, I prepared a gift for my husband and give him a ... surprise.

"... This Eminent One already reached the status of Bathala... But... This position took this One's five lifetimes to be achieved... And now... This One is bored... ... ... Shall this One start living like a hermit then? Out of responsibilities and... For me to live my life, leisurely?..." ____________________________________________ All characters, plots here are fictions, for those people that have the same name... This is not you and mere coincidences. Will only release a chapter depends on real-life situation. Maybe, 2-6 per week? Dunno.

So.... i wanted to drink my coffy but i got murdered by the mugger, then i wake up and woke up as one of the worst side characters ever that only exists to be the main character punching bag. .... Well screw that all. I ain't letting anybody write my own story nor I will become character in somebody else story.

Since she arrived in town, a young girl with no given name has been working as a carrier for adventures. She risks her life every day to satisfy her ravenous stomach. But all changed when an elderly man approached and gave her a torn book. This book contains nonsensical words and symbols, and it tells the narrative of a mysterious guy wearing a bird mask, his child, and his own not-so-cheat system. ————— A thousand years ago, a Sage that shakes the whole world accepted a student. This student revolted against the gods, and the Sage suddenly vanished. Hundreds of years ago, the forgotten Sage reappear from the land and tried to live a very adventurous life. While traveling, he accidentally found a very special flower, and when this flower bloomed, a child was born, and he will take her as his daughter. The Sage began writing a personal journal while on his journey. This diary will become a forbidden and forgotten grimoire, and the whole world won't know its existence. Hundred years pass, and the grimoire will become just an ordinary, tattered book. The little girl who will own this book will essentially serve as the adventures' carrier. She will use this grimoire to travel across time and meet the forgotten Sage. She will learn the story and secret of the world, while her original timeline will meet a certain tragedy of apocalypse.

Fu Shinian, an extra character in the original book, awakens to find that her whole family are the vicious villains in the story. Her father, unable to establish relations with the Marquis Changping's residence, is demoted and exiled by the male lead. Her mother is beaten to death on the road to exile, and Aunt Cheng is humiliated to death protecting her chastity. Her elder brother opposes the male lead to win over the female lead and dies saving her. Her elder sister makes life difficult for the female lead, and after their father is exiled, she is divorced by the male lead and sent to a pleasure house. To protect her family and change their tragic fate, isn’t it fair for her to absorb all the male and female leads' fortunes? * [Ding! Male and female leads' fortune -1000, Fu Mansion's fortune +1000] Mr. Fu: "I attended the morning court session, why did His Majesty promote me again!" Madam Fu: "I went to the temple to offer incense, and the master said I was surrounded by a powerful purple aura!" Aunt Cheng: "How did the Cheng Family suddenly become the imperial merchants!" Elder Brother: "It seems like I suddenly have gained intelligence, I know all the exam questions!" Elder Sister: "How come right after I broke off the engagement, Little General Gu came to propose?" * The Marquis Changping can only live to 25, in two years the title will belong to the male lead? She frantically absorbs the fortunes of the male and female leads to boost the Marquis Changping's fortune! During the plague lockdown, Fu Shinian brings medicine and travels long distances into the city to safeguard his health. He understands the girl's intentions, but he only has two years left to live, how can he drag her down. However, why does his heart ache so much watching her with someone else? Finally, the Marquis Changping forces Fu Shinian into the corner of the study, lowering his head to seek her lips: "Niannian, I was wrong."

I wrote a book once. It was an unhinged fantasy born from my high-school brain, driven by loneliness and too many hormones. It was a world of beastmen, wild freedom, and the kind of romantic attention I could never get in real life. I poured every impossible desire into it: adventure, danger, and yes… a 'lot' of handsome partners. Before I knew it, I had a thousand chapters of pure escapism and pure thrill. Then on a college camping trip, I fell off a cliff. I expected to wake up in a hospital room but nope. I woke up on a soft field of grass, with air too fresh to belong anywhere on Earth. And then something moved behind me. Sticking out of my tailbone was... A tail. My tail? Yellow and black stripes and very, very real. I touched it. Completely real. My ears? Also gone—well, moved. They were now perched on top of my head like a confused jungle cat. And the outfit? Quite revealing, made of animal hide which matched my tail. What was going on? At first, I thought it was a prank. Or a dream. Or maybe karma is finally cashing in. But the more foreign memories evaded my mind, the clearer my situation became. This wasn't cosplay and it wasn't Earth, either. And—surprise—it wasn't even the world from my own book. Welp. I had been transported into a completely different Beastman world as a beast girl called Arinya. Sounds fun, right? Well… it would be, if I weren't apparently the ugliest duckling in the entire freaking savannah! Rejected by every potential mate I stumbled across and sneered at like a freaking eyesore. This was not how I planned my fantasy to come to reality. Trust me—if this is my fantasy come true, then someone needs to fire the author. But then again, after entering this world, I'm suddenly... Attractive. I mean, there's no change to my face and the freckles are still there, but for some reason, handsome beastmen begin to flock around me, because I smell... Pleasant. What's that all about?