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Lin Xiaocha es una veterana con habilidades para el amor en el té verde: finge ser linda e inocente, destroza a los oponentes y cría muchos peces en el estanque de peces de su té verde. El sistema la seleccionó para cumplir el deseo de la heroína de una novela abusiva, apuntar al héroe y los personajes masculinos secundarios que están obsesionados con el loto blanco, para recibir grandes recompensas. Cuando descubrió que hacerse rico es tan simple y la tarea está a punto de completarse ... Se encontró a sí misma ... ¡Objetivo! ¡lo malo! persona! …............................................................................................................................................................... Lin Xiaocha: Que no cunda el pánico, lo volveré a hacer. No es gran cosa. Hasta- Lin Xiaocha: Xianjun, ¡¿por qué encierras a Xiaocha ?! El jefe frío y puro de nivel completo: "¿No dijiste que querías unirte a mí hasta que seamos pálidos, inseparables en la vida y la muerte?" Besó el lóbulo de la oreja de Lin Xiaocha. "Este señor está muy seguro". Nota: 1. Green Tea (o Green Tea B * tch) en el título es una jerga de Internet para una chica que parece inocente y encantadora, pero en realidad es calculadora y manipuladora. 2. Una gran cantidad de peces criados en un estanque de peces es otra jerga de Internet que significa una gran cantidad de llantas de repuesto o pretendientes bajo su propio control.

Num multiverso onde demônios plantam pessoas como batatas e anjos agem como fiscais da Receita Federal, existe Grave ( Também conhecido como Kai). ​Ele não tem mana. Ele não tem destino. Ele não tem nem a perna original (perdeu no processo, acontece). O que ele tem é uma densidade corporal que viola as leis da física e uma vontade inabalável de levantar coisas pesadas. ​A sua vida virou de cabeça para baixo quando Mamanath, um demônio sorridente com complexo de agricultor, o jogou num portal para "engordar" a sua alma e devorá-lo depois. Para piorar, um Anjo Dourado metido a besta desceu dos céus, chamou-o de "lixo impuro" e roubou a Linha de Vênus , seu único poder, que era um cheat code do destino que foi costurado no seu peito por Mamanath, deixando-o apenas com a força bruta e o ódio no coração. ​Agora, preso em Eternia, um lixão cósmico habitado por animais e monstros marombas e animais-magos preguiçosos, Grave tem um plano simples: Meter a porrada nos anjos de glitter, quebrar os dentes dos demônios sorridentes e provar que, contra a força bruta absoluta, a magia não passa de truque de festa. 【Eita gente, obrigado por estarem lendo minha história. Prometo a vocês que a história de Grave vai continuar legal e engraçada, estou me esforçando para trazer o melhor para vocês. Desculpa se tiver erros na escrita ou pontos de furo. Muito obrigado desde já. 】

No dia em que a cota de retorno à cidade foi divulgada, a pequena ameixa verde do Irmão Shuhao se ajoelhou na frente de todos para mim. "Irmã Shuyi, nunca mais ousarei disputar com você pelo Irmão Shuhao, nem cobiçarei sua cota de retorno à cidade. Por favor, me deixe ir, não me faça dormir com o velho viúvo da aldeia!" Como líder da equipe dos jovens educados, o Irmão Shuhao ficou furioso e me acusou de ser ciumenta e cruel, e decisivamente deu minha cota para a pequena ameixa verde. Eles deixaram a região montanhosa e me enviaram para a aldeia mais pobre e atrasada para "expiar". Três anos depois, o Irmão Shuhao finalmente se lembrou de mim e veio com a pequena ameixa verde, que foi admitida com ele na Universidade Qingbei, para me buscar de volta à cidade. Mas eles me viram no meio do verão, vestindo uma jaqueta de algodão suja, ajoelhada no chão esfregando shorts para o velho viúvo mais pobre da aldeia. Quando vi alguém chegando, não fiquei envergonhada, mas me movi rigidamente até os pés do Irmão Shuhao de joelhos e habilmente desabotoei sua gola. "Uma vagabunda será obediente, dará à luz filhos para o novo mestre, implorando ao mestre para não bater na vagabunda..."

El día que llegó la cuota de regreso a la ciudad, la pequeña ciruela verde del Hermano Shuhao se arrodilló frente a todos ante mí. "Hermana Shuyi, nunca más me atreveré a pelear contigo por el Hermano Shuhao, ni codiciaré tu cuota de regreso a la ciudad. Por favor, déjame ir, ¡no me hagas dormir con el viejo viudo del pueblo!" Como líder del equipo de jóvenes educados, el Hermano Shuhao se enfureció y me acusó de ser celosa y malvada, y decididamente le dio mi cuota a la pequeña ciruela verde. Ellos abandonaron la zona montañosa y me enviaron al pueblo más pobre y atrasado para "expiar". Tres años después, el Hermano Shuhao finalmente se acordó de mí y vino con la pequeña ciruela verde, quien fue admitida con él en la Universidad Qingbei, para llevarme de regreso a la ciudad. Pero me vieron en pleno verano, vistiendo una chaqueta de algodón sucia, arrodillada en el suelo fregando pantalones cortos para el viudo más pobre del pueblo. Cuando vi que alguien venía, no sentí vergüenza en absoluto, sino que me moví rígidamente hasta los pies del Hermano Shuhao de rodillas y hábilmente le desabroché el cuello. "Una puta será obediente, dará a luz hijos para el nuevo maestro, suplicando al maestro que no golpee a la puta..."

Lee Yoohan who lived a tiring life of a debt collector, decides to become a celebrity to get revenge on a former lover. He meets a man named Yoon Jay who tells him that he’ll help him. Little did he know that Jay is a shareholder and well-known figure at one of the top entertainment agencies, and they share a strange past with each other.

In the days of the Primordials, there was a legendary tale that transcends all other tales. This is the tale of a young cultivator and his war against a powerful darkness. Live the story and tell the tale. This is Pathway. Join me on discord: https://discord.gg/A25Z2wexXe

Stuck in the middle of the night, half naked, Mia's hands were tied to the tree . The crescent moon shone dimly in the dead sky with no star in sight. Breaking the silence of nature was the sobbing female who's circumstance was helpless and hopeless. Her breaking voice sobbed as tears flowed down her weary eyes. "It's not fair." He killed brother, murdered father,......used me! And now..... She couldn't end with words but tears. The cold atmosphere was worsening, making her shivering almost to death. She was losing consciousness when heard s crash, like something landed hard on the tree. Movement closed in on her. Her vision was blurry watching a male staring at her. He looked perplexed. What was a half naked woman doing tied to a tree in the dead of the night?

Qin Yao opens her eyes and finds herself transmigrated from a post-apocalyptic world into the body of an ancient peasant woman. Her family consists of four stepchildren needing care. A good-for-nothing husband, who has nothing but looks, is causing a ruckus. They live in a thatched hut, without a grain of rice, the family is emaciated like refugees. If that wasn't enough, someone even comes to collect debts! Anger rises in Qin Yao's heart, and she kicks the wretched husband out, "Debt collector, feel free to just beat him to death!" The four stepchildren: !!! With the world quieted, Qin Yao rolls up her sleeves to revive the family. Hunting, carrying bags, fighting bandits, she's an expert in all. But facing the fields, with her back to the sky, and her face to the earth, even a top-tier fighter from the post-apocalyptic world waves her hand: Can't take it! Really can't take it! Qin Yao scratches her head: In the ancient times where agricultural taxes are extremely high, how can I avoid farming? At this moment, the lazy husband who was sent away to die (twisting and crawling) (struggling to stand up) (screaming and roaring): My dear! I think I can be saved!

# 1V1 # NOBLELADY The female general has transmigrated to the future. When she opened her eyes, she saw someone snatching a child. She reached out without much thought, but who would have thought the little girl would hug her and say, “Mom, don’t throw me and Brother away!” Since the female general couldn’t go back, she raised her children and educated them. She beat up scumbags and saved men, and achieved another brilliant life. In the face of outrageous people, she was an ice queen. Grandma, sister-in-law, do any of you deserve my time? Faced with her children, it was like a spring breeze in summer. “Little Xing, you’re so smart! Shi Tou, you’re also a good baby!” In the face of men, she was indifferent. “Leave if you want to. You have legs, right? Go on then, I won’t walk you out.” She was a woman with thousands of faces. Even in another world, she was still the most dazzling one.

【Super Sweet Romance! Direct tough guy × Tender spoiled beauty】The pampered heiress Ye Manman transmigrates into a period novel, becoming an important supporting character whose luck has been stolen and who suffers repeated humiliations from the female lead. From the moment they get married, their destinies begin to diverge drastically. The female lead rises steadily, while the supporting character remains devoted to the male lead, maintaining her purity and refusing to compromise. Eventually, she's impoverished, abducted into the mountains, and becomes mentally unstable. Ye Manman speechless jpg. Counting on her fingers, she lists out all the qualities of her rugged husband: full-time nanny, all-around housekeeper, elite chef, fully automated money machine... The picky and shopping-loving Ye Manman exclaims her love for him. Married! Committed for life! Wouldn't leave him even if beaten! From the day they got married, no one in the village had high hopes. Ye Manman is delicate and soft, unable to carry things on her shoulders or work in the fields, expecting everything to be handed to her. She frequently collects flowers and eats wild fruits. People say the man has married a living ancestor, unable to bear it, predicting the marriage will end soon. However, the more demanding Ye Manman becomes, the more doting the man is, making the entire village incredibly jealous and envious... Their lives only get better, renovating and expanding, doing business to buy a western-style house, even getting into college to become the richest family... The original female lead, supposed to be living a life of luxury in a mansion and driving fancy cars, ends up in tatters, lying on the ground, staring at the sky. "What exactly went wrong? Where is the promised life of wealth and honor?"