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Nona Preston Yang Seperti Kucing: Tuan CEO Memohon Untuk Berdamai!

Nona Preston Yang Seperti Kucing: Tuan CEO Memohon Untuk Berdamai!

Hari ketika Chloe Preston mengusulkan untuk putus, Donovan Xavier berpikir dia hanya sedang mengamuk dan tidak terlalu mempedulikannya. Orang-orang di sekitarnya mengatakan dia terlalu mencintainya untuk benar-benar meninggalkannya. Baru ketika Chloe Preston pergi untuk selamanya, pemimpin Kryton Elite yang dulu arogan ini pertama kali merasakan kepanikan. Empat tahun kemudian, mereka bertemu lagi. Donovan Xavier menariknya ke dalam mobil, mengurungnya di bawah, hampir kehilangan kendali atas emosinya. "Chloe Preston, beraninya kau pergi tanpa izinku!" "Kita sudah putus!" Setitik warna merah mengisi mata Donovan, "Putus? Aku tidak menyetujui itu. Kau tidur denganku, jadi kau akan menjadi wanitaku seumur hidup!" Hari itu salju berputar turun, Donovan Xavier secara sukarela menurunkan jendela mobil dan melihat wanita yang menunggu di pinggir jalan, "Nona Preston, aku telah memutuskan aku ingin menikah." Chloe Preston, "Oh, dan lalu apa?" Donovan Xavier, "Tolong jadilah Nyonya Xavier-ku. Kau bisa bertindak sesukamu, membuat masalah apapun yang kau suka, manja sebanyak yang kau inginkan, aku akan memanjakanmu seumur hidupku." Mereka bilang Donovan Xavier pada dasarnya acuh tak acuh dan terpisah, disiplin, dan tidak dekat dengan wanita. Tapi setiap malam, Chloe Preston selalu merasakan tubuh pria menempel di sisinya. Dia mendorongnya menjauh, "Aku kepanasan, jangan menggangguku!" Donovan Xavier berpura-pura sedih, "Bayi, aku kedinginan, hangatkan suamimu." Chloe Preston, "..." Tak terhitung wanita bangsawan datang memohon nasihat, "Nyonya Xavier, tolong ajari kami seni menjinakkan suami, kami akan mendengarkan sambil berlutut!" (Hubungan murni, Akhir Bahagia, Manis dan Genit, Tempat Perlindungan Mengejar-Suami)
Perkotaan
232 Chs
JANGAN PANGGIL AKU KUCING

JANGAN PANGGIL AKU KUCING

Dimas tak pernah menyangka bahwa kehidupannya akan berubah, saat dirinya merantau ke Ibu kota demi mengadu nasib. Berawal sebagai seorang pelayanan restoran di Jakarta, bekerja berkat bantuan teman lamanya bernama Vano. Namun, beberapa bulan kemudian Dimas berhenti dan bekerja di salah satu tempat hiburan malam. Semula, semuanya berjalan normal hingga suatu ketika ia diperkenalkan dengan seorang wanita bernama Jen. Jen sendiri merupakan wanita bayaran. Jen menawarkan kepada Dimas untuk meninggalkan perkerjaannya dan menjadi cowo bayaran (Escort) agar hidupnya bisa berubah. Pada awalnya Dimas bimbang, namun akhirnya ia mencoba jalan barunya tersebut. Benar saja, setelah berubah haluan dan menjadi cowo bayaran, kehidupannya berubah drastis. Hingga pada suatu ketika, ada seorang pelanggan bernama  Hans yang ingin memakai jasanya. Mulanya Dimas pun menolak, karena ia sama sekali tidak tertarik dengan pria apalagi sampai harus melayaninya. Namun, uang seakan menjadi senjata yang meleburkan harga diri. Hubungan Dimas dan Hans pada awalnya hanya sebatas pelanggan dan pemberi jasa. Namun, waktu seakan mengubah semuanya. Cinta yang tumbuh diantara keduanya seakan menjadi abstrak hingga terjalin sebuah hubungan terlarang. Hingga pada suatu ketika hubungan mereka diketahui oleh istri Hans yaitu Vera dan anak sulungnya bernama Chris. Vera bersama anak sulungnya melabrak Dimas dikediamanya. Karena kejadian itu hubungannya dengan Hans  menjadi renggang. Dimas pun seakan menghilang ditelan bumi. Setelah bertahun – tahun menghilang siapa sangka waktu mempertemukannya kembali, namun kali ini bukan dengan  Hans melainkan dengan Chris anak sulung dari Vera. Mereka yang awalnya bermusuhan karena kejadian dimasa lalu, justru menimbulkan benih – benih cinta diantara keduanya. Hingga konflik yang lebih tragis terjadi lagi dan membongkar siapa sebenarnya Dimas,  Hans, Vera dan Jen. .....
LGBT+
27 Chs
Dia Bangun Dan Menjadi Kucing Aktor

Dia Bangun Dan Menjadi Kucing Aktor

Sinopsis Xu Jian, seorang aktor, meninggal sebelum menjadi populer. Tepat ketika dia ditinggalkan oleh perusahaan dan frustrasi, dia bangun sebagai kucing. Saat wajah kucing Xu Jian bingung, dia dengan hati-hati dibawa kembali ke kamarnya oleh Qin Chen, kaisar film yang dikabarkan pemarah dan sulit diajak bergaul. Qin Shen, yang tidak disukai oleh semua hewan berbulu, melihat kucing tersesat di komunitas dan terkejut saat mengetahui bahwa kucing itu tidak takut padanya! Qin Shen sangat menyukai kucing ini sehingga dia harus memeluknya tinggi-tinggi dengan ciuman ketika dia pergi ke tempat lain untuk syuting. Tepat ketika Xu Jian merasa senang menjadi kucing selamanya, suatu hari dia tiba-tiba pulih, dan terbangun di tempat tidur Qin Shen. Empat mata bertemu, dua wajah bingung, adegan itu sangat memalukan. Wajah Qin Shen tanpa ekspresi, dan hatinya meraung: Di mana kucingnya !! Menghadapi mata dan kebiasaan Qin Shen, Xu Jian membuka mulutnya: “Meong ~” Qin Chen:! ! ! # Kucing saya laki-laki! # #Kira Anda berbulu, tapi Anda tetap telanjang! # Aktor cinta yang sangat kurang × Famous Film Emperor - Deskripsi dari Novelupdates Detail Judul Singkat : BTAC Judul Asli : 睡醒成了影帝的猫 Status : Completed Author : 祝辞酒 Genre : Comedy, Drama, Romance, Yaoi Weekly Rank : #3209 Monthly Rank : #2970 All Time Rank : #2803 Label : Acting, Animal Characteristics, Celebrities, Handsome Male Lead, Modern Day, Non-humanoid Protagonist, See edit history Chapters Review (26)
Fantasi
21 Chs
Is 'June and Kopi' a true story?
I'm not sure. It could be based on real events, but it might also be fictional. You'd have to do some research or check the author's notes to know for sure.
2 answers
2024-10-13 21:53
Is 'June and Kopi' a real story?
I'm not sure. It depends on where the story originated and if there's any factual basis behind it.
2 answers
2024-10-06 02:42
Is June and Kopi based on a true story?
No, it's not. June and Kopi is a fictional creation.
1 answer
2024-10-02 05:59
What are the main themes in the novel 'filosofi kopi'?
As I don't know the details of the 'filosofi kopi' novel, I can't say for sure. But given the name, themes could potentially include coffee culture and philosophy.
2 answers
2024-11-22 23:30
What is the content and style of kopi furry futa comic?
The kopi furry futa comic often combines elements of fantasy, with unique character designs and storylines. However, it's important to note that this genre can be quite controversial and may not align with mainstream tastes.
1 answer
2025-06-16 20:23
Can you give me a synopsis of the novel 'filosofi kopi'?
The 'filosofi kopi' might be a relatively unknown novel to me. However, generally, a synopsis would include the main characters, the central conflict or theme, and perhaps a bit about the setting. Without having read it, it's hard to be more precise.
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2024-11-22 15:02
Humor, humor, fantasy novels
Here are a few humorous fantasy novels to recommend: 1. "Marry Only: The World's First Favorite Concubine" Author Chu Xiao 2. The author of Nirvana Continent's Travels, Diabolo, is silent. 3. Author of Fierce Wife, Small Farmer Girl, Qingyan Zijin 4. "Girl, you don't have to defend yourself. I'm blind." Author: Wu Muzi The authors of these novels were famous for their humorous writing style, which was suitable for readers who liked fantasy novels. I hope you like it!
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2025-01-07 18:07
The benefits of speaking humor, the methods of humor
There are many benefits to being humorous. Here are some examples: 1. Enhancing interpersonal relationships: Humor can relieve tension, make communication more relaxed and pleasant, enhance the emotional connection between people, and establish closer interpersonal relationships. 2. Increase self-confidence: Humorous expressions can make people feel confident and comfortable, reduce anxiety and stress, and thus increase self-worth and self-confidence. 3, improve mood: Humor can make people feel happy and relaxed, reduce emotional stress and anxiety, improve mood and enhance mental health. 4. improve communication skills: Humor can help to better express your thoughts and opinions, making it easier for the audience to understand and accept, thus improving communication skills and expression skills. There are many ways to use humor. Here are some common ones: 1 Using puns: Using puns can make the language more humorous. For example, say a name and say,"I know you don't have that name, but you can try it." 2. Use self-mockery: Self-mockery is a humorous way to show your confidence and sense of humor. For example, saying,"I'm not the best, but I must be the hardest." 3. Use exaggeration: exaggeration can make the language expression more exaggerated and humorous. For example,"I can reach the speed of light as long as I want." 4. Use jokes and cold jokes: jokes and cold jokes are a humorous way to arouse the interest and laughter of the audience through sarcasm or humor. Humor is an effective interpersonal communication and expression skill. It can make communication easier and happier, enhance interpersonal relationships and mental health, and improve communication skills and expression skills.
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2024-09-13 23:38
Humor, humor, assist, novel recommendation
The following are a few humorous novels to recommend: 1. "Dad, did you study today?" Author: Miss Apple This novel was about ancient romance, time travel, rebirth, and hilarious. The story was about the protagonist Su Wenxi's soul transmigrating into the body of the Su family's baby girl and living a carefree life until one day, a six-year-old boy, Du Ming, suddenly appeared. He was Su Wenxi's fiancé. The novel presented the protagonist's life and love story in a humorous way. 2. Author: Chen Ji, Tang Hongdou This novel was one of the funny novels. It was described as humorous, coquettish, and could make people laugh out loud. The story was set in a world where reiki was recovering, and the protagonist had unparalleled luck. This novel presented the adventures and stories of the protagonist in this world in a humorous way. 3. Author: A Dream of Golden Millet This novel told the story of a handsome young monk who was kidnapped by an unscrupulous system and started a hilarious journey with a few funny disciples. The author described the adventures and funny plots of the protagonist in a humorous way. These novels were all featured by a humorous and funny style, which could bring readers a relaxed and pleasant reading experience.
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2024-12-30 12:00
Humor and satire
Once upon a time, in a small town, there was an old witch. She was very good at using witchcraft to treat all kinds of diseases and injuries. However, she had a very strange habit. Every time she treated a patient, she would take out a small box filled with candies of different colors. One day, a patient came to see the old witch. When she was treating him, she took out a small box containing some sweets of different colors. The patient asked in surprise,"are these candies used to cure the old witch?" The old witch smiled and replied,"Of course it is used to cure illnesses." But what you need to know is that the color of these candies represents the illness inside your body. So if you eat the darker colored candy, I will help you treat your heart disease; if you eat the lighter colored candy, I will help you treat your stomach disease." The patient thought for a moment after hearing that, then picked up the darker candy and ate it. As a result, he quickly recovered. The next day, the old witch took out a small box filled with candies of different colors. The patient came to see the old witch again and asked him,"You ate a darker candy yesterday, so you look healthier today, right?" The patient nodded. The old witch smiled and replied,"Yes." But today, I took out a box with some candies of different colors. I took a bite and found that the darker candy was healthier, so I ate another one." On the third day, the old witch took out a small box filled with candies of different colors. The patient came to see the old witch again and asked him,"You ate a darker candy yesterday, so you look healthier today, right?" The patient nodded. The old witch smiled and replied,"Yes." But today, I took out a box with some candies of different colors. I took a bite and found that the darker candy was healthier, so I ate another one." On the fourth day, the patient had recovered, but he was very curious and asked the old witch,"why do you always take candy of different colors to cure me?" The old witch smiled and replied,"Because I am that little box, I can only change the color of your body by eating different colored candies to achieve the purpose of treating diseases." The patient was very surprised when he heard that. He picked up the light-colored candy and ate it. In the end, he died very quickly.
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2024-09-11 22:47
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