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shut up a n d take my money

My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!

My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!

A genius talisman practitioner is reborn as a seven-year-old girl! However, her innocent appearance belies her vicious personality. In the remote countryside, the Crown Prince runs into her, beating up her enemy. She is indifferent, but it’s love at first sight for the Crown Prince! “Not good, Your Highness the Crown Prince, Her Highness the Crown Prince Consort used an immobilization talisman on His Majesty the Emperor, and His Majesty is currently eating dirt in the main hall.” “Isn’t that normal? Who told that dog emperor to provoke my wife? I say it’s a job well done! Pour a bucket of ice water on him to cool him down!” “Your Highness the Crown Prince, it’s really not good this time! The great Crown Prince Consort threw out three explosion talismans and destroyed Noble Consort Zheng and her house!” A certain crown prince laughed madly. “Job well done! She’s truly my wife; she’s as awesome as always!” “Crown Prince, Crown Prince, it’s seriously bad this time! A beautiful man appeared in the great Crown Prince Consort’s room!” You got cuckolded again! The crown prince harshly picked up the handsome man half laying on her bed. “Who are you?” A certain consort replied with a stoic face. “I drew a deity-inviting talisman and summoned a venerable immortal of love.” “Get lost as soon as you finish fighting!” “Oh, sorry, it's easier to invite the devil in than to send him away!” I’m not leaving! Embark on this adventure of a little stoic who just wants to grow stronger and protect her family but unwittingly ends up with a merry company of troublemakers. A riveting cocktail of cultivation, zombies, and sci-fic!
Fantasy
3175 Chs
My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

"After Gu Xin recovered from her illness, she realized that her whole family had changed. His father who was a gambling addict that once almost sold his wife and daughter, also often picked fights after getting drunk. That same father now said that he would not gamble anymore. He wanted to pick up his textbooks and take part in the imperial examinations to give the three of them a happy life. Her mother who was not just efficient, but also detailed and thorough in her work, spent her days holed up in the house, not daring to try anything adventurous. She did not even dare to light a fire and was only fierce to her daughter. That same mother was now suddenly carrying a chopper and facing off debt collectors. Her embroidery was outstanding and she was cold to others, her sister, who never cooked, no longer held the needles. She smiled more and took over all the work in the kitchen. Gu Xin felt that she was dreaming. Apart from the changes in her parents and sister, after she saved a fish, those who scolded her would fall and those who had bad intentions toward her would be unlucky. If she wanted to eat something, living things would come to her door and knock their heads against her door. Even if they were not living things, she could still find them by coincidence. Everything was so wonderful! Of course, it would be great if the young master of the Zhou Family in town did not go crazy. The young master of the Zhou family said that her parents would sell her and her sister would harm her in the future. The young master wanted to take her far away and escape from the Devil's Den. Father Gu, "Where did this little brat come from? I'm nine thousand years old and only a thousand years away from ten thousand years old. Why would I sell my precious daughter?" Mother Gu, "Get lost, you rascal. I'm a strong woman who owns a big business empire. It's not easy for me to have a daughter. Can I bear to do that?" Sister Gu, "Scumbag male protagonist, don't think that I don't know how much of a scumbag you are in your book and how you will hurt my Xiao Xinxin. Pfft!" Young Master Zhou, "How is it different from my previous life? However, no matter how different it is, I won't miss my Xinxin in this life." Gu Xin, "Have you asked for my opinion?"
Fantasy
2751 Chs
What is the name of the cartoon where people say 'Shut up and take my money'?
I think it could be 'Rick and Morty'. In some episodes, characters might express such sentiments in a comical way.
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2025-06-06 07:43
Dune 2, shut up
In the movie Dune 2, the Virgin Helen said the word "Abomination", and the subtitles translated it to "Shut up". However, this translation did not match the character's identity and setting. In fact," Abomination " was a proper term in the original novel. It was usually used by the Bene Gesserit Sisters for those who drank the Life Potion and were unable to…Therefore, we can conclude that in the movie Dune 2," shut up " is not the correct translation.
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2024-12-27 10:47
What does the 2D, 3D, and even N-D mean?
The 2D and 3D referred to two different worlds in the fictional world. Two-dimensional usually referred to the world in Japanese anime, manga, games, etc., which was usually composed of two-dimensional characters and scenes with a strong cartoon style and imagination. The three-dimensional world refers to the real world, which is the world we live in. It is usually different from the two-dimensional world, which is mainly three-dimensional characters and scenes. The N-dimension referred to the fact that in addition to the two two-dimensional worlds mentioned above, there were several worlds in parallel universes, each with its own unique settings and characters. The N-dimension is often used to describe multiple universes or parallel worlds in fictional works. These worlds can be interconnected and even contradictory in some cases. The 2D, 3D, and even N-D were all concepts in the fictional world that represented different characters, scenes, and storylines. The meaning and usage of these concepts may vary in different fictional works.
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2024-09-11 02:49
My stepmother wants to take my father's inheritance? What money should she take and what money should she not take?
Stepmother wants to claim my father's inheritance. This is a very complicated problem that requires a comprehensive consideration of many factors. Here are some suggestions that might be useful: First, he had to determine what his father's inheritance was. This might require investigating the father's will or other legal documents. If the father's inheritance did not have a clear heir, the stepmother might have the right to fight for the inheritance. 2. Decide what money the stepmother should take. This might involve the assets left behind by the father before his death and the mother's share of the assets left behind by the father. When determining what money the stepmother should receive, one had to consider the mother's financial situation after the father's death and whether the stepmother should receive any additional property. 3. Decide which money the stepmother should not take. This might involve the assets left behind by the father before his death and the mother's share of the assets left behind by the father. When determining what money the stepmother should not take, it was necessary to consider the mother's financial situation after the father's death and whether the stepmother should receive any additional property. Stepmothers should seek professional legal advice when dealing with this problem. She should know what she was entitled to and what she shouldn't be to ensure that she could fight for her father's inheritance legally.
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2024-09-15 08:12
How can I make my 2d1n fanfic more interesting?
Add some mystery elements. For example, if it's about a trip, there could be a strange noise at night that the characters try to figure out. This will keep the readers engaged.
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2024-11-21 03:35
"Senior, shut up!" Character Introduction
The characters in the movie included the male lead, Jiang Miao, the female lead, Su Huaizhou, the male supporting character, Wang Xin, Xun Liang, Chen Haotang, the female supporting character, Qi Lianyue, Shen Yu, Song Huanhuan, Ding Ning, and Zhou Qin. "Senior, shut up!" Author: Honey Ji. It's a light novel/love daily novel with daily articles, relaxed, single female lead, ridicule, love, school, comedy, love elements. It's finished and can be enjoyed without worry. User recommendation: Senior is not simple. Junior, I want to flirt with you. I hope you will like this book.
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2025-01-18 18:44
Is there a novel similar to Teacher Shut Up?
There were novels similar to Teacher Shut Up: 1."I want to live. What's wrong with rejecting the Heavenly Queen's pursuit?" Author: Chen Erliang 2."Love is Love, Qing Mei Is Actually a Star Observer." Author: Cheng with a Trump Card 3."Marry Your Competitor After Rebirth." Author: Ebangdeng 4."My deskmate brother is a little cute." Author: Ma Diaobang 5:"School Belle Said She Lost Her Memory." Author: Author bmxEva 6:"Let go of the Tsundere Zhusha Zhi, I choose the treasure white moonlight." Author: No Return in June 7:"Bound to the Love System with My Ex-Girlfriend", Author: Half Paper Plane 8:"I treat you like my childhood sweetheart, but you want to attack me?" Author: Whispering for a Thousand Years 9:"My Mountain City Girlfriend Isn't That Fierce". Author: I Won't Coo Coo My Girlfriend Has Seven Personalities, Author: A Hui, Who Continues to Change 11:"Ways to Cultivate the Female Lead of the Fear Society", Author: Wild Saury 12:"The reborn me can't live off a woman." Author: White FF Wifey, Please Teach Me in This Life, Author: Pure Little Hands "After Rebirth, I Have An Older Sister", Author: Fei Chai Chai Sister Next Door Is a Love Rival, Author: My Sister Loves Braised Fish My Fox Demon Wife Is the Campus Belle of My Father's Year. Author: Black Tea Latte with Ice After My First Love Came to My Door, I Was Reborn. Author: Dear Lulua "After Rebirth, I Rejected the School Belle and My Green Plum." Author: Tan Hu "A Wife Who Likes to Play Tricks Is Abominable." Author: Xiao Qin, Who Believes in Miracles "I Don't Want to Shut Up After Rebirth", Author: Huaiyu Pillow Wind The following is a detailed introduction of these novels: 1:"I want to live. What's wrong with rejecting the Heavenly Queen's pursuit?": The web novel author is reborn! What kind of experience was it to be chased by the cold school belle at the beginning? The school belle, Jiang Zhi, directly confessed to Xu Pingsheng and wanted to be with him! Xu Pingsheng: There's such a good thing. Someone wake me up!" "Xiao Xu, can you stop talking about business? I'll support you!" "I don't like to live off a woman." "Then I'll leave all the money I earn with you in the future. Also, take this three million yuan deposit first. I'll hold a concert to earn money for you." "If anyone asks in the future, just say that you earned it from stocks," Jiang Zhi said sincerely. Xu Pingsheng was tempted. Who wouldn't be tempted by such a petite and cute little rich woman? "Alright then…" Just as Xu Pingsheng was about to agree, he suddenly realized something. Am I not reborn? Was this a book? But my book is a mystery! The female lead was a serial killer! "Xiao Xu, can we get married?" Xu Pingsheng looked at Jiang Zhi in horror and gulped."Don't come over!!!" 2."Love in the comics, Qing Mei is actually a celebrity observer": Wang Zihuan, who had transmigrated for three years, participated in a love comics behind his sister Qing Mei's back. He had thought that the news had not been leaked, but when he returned home, he realized that things were not as simple as he had imagined... At the same time, the female celebrities, campus goddesses, and rich daughters in the program group started to pursue him fiercely again... 3."After Rebirth, I Marry My Competitor": After graduating from university, Xu Yuan's career was on the rise. Just as he was about to complete another batch of orders and the company would be able to go public smoothly, he met his destined nemesis. "Tianran, I'm really unlucky to have met you!" …… After his rebirth, he looked at Tiana, who was sitting beside him and studying. "Tianran," Xu Yuan said affectionately,"I've spent eight lifetimes of luck to meet you." …… [The investment system has been successfully bound. He found a love investment project. Project target: Li Xinran. [Initial funding: 10,000 yuan.] …… [PS: High sweetness, no knife.] 4."My deskmate brother is a little cute":"Little Sweet Wen","Easy and funny","Single Female Lead","Treasure Girl" Chen Ran, who had been reborn, happened to be at the class dinner. What was that? If he lost Truth or Dare, he had to find a classmate to kiss. Since the form teacher was in charge, he couldn't possibly kiss a girl, right? Chen Ran could only sacrifice his brother. He pulled his short-haired deskmate, Hu Yiyi, and gave her a light peck. She didn't expect that this child's face would turn red and she would run out crying. Wait…she couldn't really be a girl, right? …… A few years later, Chen Ran regretted it! Who would have known that Hu Yiyi, who appeared gentle and quiet on the surface, was actually so…fierce behind her back? "Hu Yiyi, I was just joking and kissed you. Do you have to keep chasing me?" "Student Chen Ran, what's wrong? You've already kissed me, and you still want to shirk responsibility?!" 5:"School Belle Said She Lost Her Memory":"Sorry, I have a boyfriend." The school belle was hospitalized after a car accident. Xiang Ran went to visit her as a stopgap, but in the end- Just a second ago, Xiang Ran was still watching the tragic scene of someone else's confession. The next second, in the ward. The school belle said in a soft voice, "Hubby, I've been waiting for you for a long time!" What? Do we…know each other? ----- Later on, when the school belle regained her memory, Xiang Ran saw the extremely popular dog food manga on a certain platform website. Only then did he know that this was not a fantasy relationship. It was clearly their realistic daily life… 6:"Put down the tsundere cinnabar mole, I choose the treasure white moonlight": 2 and a half stars - He had read 100 chapters of urban literature before, but he did not have a deep impression of it. The style of writing was still the same, and he could read it smoothly. It was a book that could kill time. 7:"Bound to the Love System with My Ex-Girlfriend": What could be more awkward than being in the same class as my ex-girlfriend? Cen Zhiyu had thought that there was no such thing until he and Tao Li were bound by a system. This system was not only stupid but also blind. It could not tell that they had already broken up. [The system has been bound.] [Detected that the host already has a lover. The other target has been automatically bound to Tao Li.] [A qualified couple shouldn't block each other. Please unblock them.] [A lack of communication is the beginning of conflict. A qualified couple should communicate more.] [A sense of security is an important part of a relationship. A qualified couple should often express their love.] [A qualified couple…] From then on, his ex-girlfriend became his girlfriend. No way! * Everyday, relaxed, in love, single female lead 8:"I treat you like my childhood sweetheart, but you want to attack me?" What should I do? Something's wrong with my childhood sweetheart. Yesterday, she was still fierce to me, snatching my milk tea and stepping on my shoes. Today, it was like she had suddenly changed into a different person. She was like a clingy kitten, wanting to stick to me from morning till night. "Xiao Qingyue, did you take the wrong medicine?" "That's right, that's right. Guess what medicine it is ~" "What medicine…" "You're the one who's extremely important in my heart, you big idiot." 9:"My Mountain City Girlfriend Is Not That Fierce":"Your youngest son is going to meet his boyfriend today. What kind of old man are you if you don't even have any support!" "I'm Shu Daoshan…" On the bus, Xu Cheng could not help but feel relieved for the person on the other end of the phone when she heard the girl's slightly valiant words. She had long heard that the girls here were not to be trifled with, and now it seemed that it was true. Tsk, she couldn't compare to the gentleness and cuteness of his netizen at all! Enough talking, it was time for the gay meeting! When they arrived at the meeting place, Xu Cheng suddenly fell silent as she looked at the "gentle and pleasant" netizen in front of her. "Um…have we met before?" "No, Brother Xu Cheng. Isn't today the first time we're meeting?" “……” "If you dare to run, don't blame me for being rude!" 10:"My Girlfriend Has Seven Personalities":"Then what's your name…" Under the warm yellow street lamp, she held the white roses that originally belonged to Tang Yue with both hands. When she looked at Tang Yue beside her, she raised her eyes and smiled. "Thousands, thousands of kisses to you." This peaceful summer night was destined to remain in Tang Yue's memory, and he would never forget it. ------ Female protagonist Shan's daily writing was so sweet that she understood everything. The author already had similar works of millions of words,"The Yama Girl Is By My Side" and "She's Beautiful as a Flower". Interested readers can take a look. Ah Hui's journey of pure love had started again. 11:"How to Cultivate the Female Lead of the Fear Society": When I was young, my hands and feet were cold and my back hurt. Jiang Quhan, who was 33 years old, had returned to his youthful eighteen-year-old self after successfully unlocking the "Three Suns Prosperity" buff. Standing at the cusp of the times, with Wang Zha in his hands, he also wanted to take advantage of the situation to rise. However, before he could struggle, the "fireworks" of his youth suddenly barged into his life."I heard that you really want to make money?" "Of course, although money is not omnipotent, you can't do without money!" "Here, there's three million inside!" "Where did you get so much money?" "This is the dowry I saved up. Take it as a share!" "You want to use money to corrupt my ambition?" "No, I just want to challenge your weakness!" Would a decent person be corrupted by money and beauty? Looking at the bank card in front of him, Jiang Quhan thought silently, How can there be a decent person after rebirth? "I'm Chen Nian. Transfer 300 yuan to VX. I'll tell you how to be reborn." Chen Nian, who was forced to be reborn as an 18-year-old, had this absurd thought in her mind. A second ago, he had just accepted the wedding invitation of the rich goddess, Xia Zhiqiu, and success was within reach. In the next second, he saw the fish-farming girl, Lin Qianxi, holding a rose in her arms. The corners of her mouth curled up into a confident smile, and it was disgusting. Chen Nian, who had accepted reality, first cursed the heavens before taking back the girl's rose. Her actions were done in one go, and then she set a goal. You don't want me to be supported by a rich woman, right? Then work hard to earn money to support a rich woman! In this life, it was impossible for him to live off a woman! The next morning, Chen Nian saw the 23-year-old Xia Zhiqiu standing in front of her with a smile like a flower. "My name is Xia Zhiqiu, what about you?" 13:"Wife, please give me more advice in this life": Tagged: Campus, Daily Love, Easy Even if I have to start over, you will still be my firm choice to be faithful to me until the end! When Jiang Muqing, who had been reborn, saw Yu Jin again, who had gone from a loving couple to a stranger in high school, she was overwhelmed by joy and surprise. She immediately called Yu Jin "Hubby". Jiang Muqing, who kept mentioning the details of Yu Jin that no one knew, and Yu Jin, who gradually discovered his own joy in the process of getting along with Jiang Muqing, their daily lives were eye-catching. The brain hole is very good, sweet and sweet. "I Have an Older Sister After Rebirth": After Rebirth, Father Remarried, Anting Had an Older Sister... While he was troubled about how to get along with his sister, a different youth campus comedy began. This was a story that revolved around love, kinship, and friendship. It might be a little slow… (The setting is in parallel time 2006, which is different from reality. Mind your own business.) 15:"The Sister Next Door Is A Love Rival","The 24th Library Pavilion","The Sister Next Door Is A Love Rival" [Promotional Writing] Lu Pingzhou and Mu Wanqiu and Mu Chaoxue grew up together. They were childhood sweethearts, and their bedroom windows were facing each other. The three of them had been classmates since they were young, and they were so close that they had to wear the same pants. The parents and classmates on both sides were already used to their intimate behavior, but they did not expect him to actually dare… [Creation Information] Title: The Sister Next Door Is A Love Rival Author: My Sister Loves Braised Fish [Genre: City·Youth Campus] Tagged: Campus Love Daily Double Female Lead [Status: In Progress (500,000 words)] Ranking index: [Description of the work] The novel was mainly about the daily love story between the main character, Lu Pingzhou, and his neighbor, Mu Wanqiu and Mu Chaoxue. The two sisters both liked their stinky younger brother, Lu Pingzhou, and the two sisters who were originally close became love rivals… "Reason for recommendation" 1. The warm campus life of the protagonist Lu Pingzhou and the twin sisters next door, as well as their sweet daily love life, were very popular with readers. (2) The author's emotional description was extremely detailed. The lively and active sister Mu Chaoxue was attached to her stinky brother Lu Pingzhou, and the older sister Mu Wanqiu, who was quieter than her sister but still very bold, was used to her stinky brother Lu Pingzhou. "3. The main plot is about the life of the third year of high school. We'll go fishing in class and sleep. After school, we'll do homework for each subject…These operations are familiar to us in high school. It's very immersive. [Group of recommendations] (1) readers who like campus life 2. A reader who likes to be in love everyday 3 readers who like the main story of two women [Similar recommendations] <1> Zilin Chen Tang,<After rebirth, she accidentally sent a group confession> (2) Green on a Rainy Day,"Reborn Next-door Twins Growing Up" Where did I go wrong?"Who is in love after being reborn?" "My Fox Demon Wife Turns Out to Be the Campus Belle of My Father's Year" "You brat! Do you know who she is? Do you know the campus belle that all the boys in our school dreamed of? You managed to get her just like that?" "Father…Tell me, is there a possibility? The person who was pursued was me?" “...” Hearing Gu Qiu's words, Mr. Gu fell into deep thought. In the end, he could only untie the seven wolves on his waist. "You brat, you really deserve to die!" "Mom! Save me! Dad can't stand the school belle becoming his daughter-in-law!" ---------- A spring rain caused a beautiful lady and an ordinary boy to meet by chance. The moment their eyes met, the gears of fate began to turn. A romantic comedy began. [Single Female Lead][Dog Food Story][Easy Story][Daily Story][No System][No Mysterious Backstory] One day, Jiang Chen's first love, whom he had not heard from since he had gone abroad, called him. "How have you been recently?" she asked. "I'm already married." Jiang Chen answered. "I'm here to pay back the money." she said. …… In the cafe, after his first love told him the truth about their separation, Jiang Chen was reborn and started his life anew. In this life, facing his wife and his first love, standing at the crossroads of life, he would make another choice. Chen Yu returned to 2009. After the college entrance examination, the school belle and his childhood sweetheart confessed to him one after another, but they were all rejected by him righteously. After his rebirth, he had wholeheartedly wanted to make money. He wanted to reunite with the white moonlight of his previous life, but something unexpected seemed to have happened midway… A few years later, Chen Yu had already become a super-rich man. Looking back on the past, he could not help but sigh. In the beginning, I wasn't greedy!" …… This book is also known as "Becoming a Billionaire After Rebirth Is Very Fair, Right?" [The introduction is useless. Please move to the main text.] [19:"A Wife Who Likes to Play Tricks Is Detestable": Have you ever seen a couple who are not on good terms? Have you ever seen a couple who are not familiar with each other?] She skipped the dating stage and married a classmate she was not familiar with. Jiang Xiaosong had thought that his ideal and beautiful love had ended hastily, but he had unexpectedly returned to his school days. He had originally planned to not have too much to do with his future wife, but he could not resist the throbbing of his heart towards her. Before he could suppress his throbbing, he realized that his wife liked to tease him, and it seemed that she did not just tease him… She was reborn too? Thus, the two of them began a wonderful life of being classmates on the surface and husband and wife behind their backs. This book is also known as "The Wife Who Is Good at Teasing Wants Me to Confess","About the Wife Being Annoying","When the Innocent Xiaojiang Meets the Evil Wife" (No melodramatic plot, no melodramatic routine) [Dog food][Pure love][Love][Love after marriage][High sweetness throughout] 20:"I Don't Want to Be Autistic After Rebirth" Su Chengyi, who was severely afraid of society, finally survived his study life and began the life of a lonely programmer. In the time it took to get off work and catch the subway, she was reborn back to the second semester of her third year of high school. Since he was reborn, it was impossible for him to repeat the same mistakes. He decided to walk out of the shadows and start with his speech at the 100-day college entrance examination. "Don't waste your golden age." However, in the face of the white moonlight and the big star that he missed in his previous life, Su Chengyi found that he had just cured his social phobia, and now he had a phobia of choice.
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2025-01-24 01:17
What are the characteristics of shut up cartoons?
Shut up cartoons are known for their direct and sometimes controversial style. They might have bright colors and a lot of movement to catch your attention.
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2025-06-14 11:30
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