funniest monologues

"You aren't telling me that you want me to tell jokes. The most powerful people in this world are the jesters? No. This is ridiculous. Send me back, right now. What? Why are you laughing? I am not joking. Quit laughing, damn it." His laugh fuels my rage, as well as my newfound power. I punch him as hard as I can in the face. When I pull my fist away... his face is covered in clown makeup. I hate this world.

Marqué le temps de son empreinte de façon indélébile, voici ce à quoi aspire tous les êtres parcourant les terres de Yfunim. Comment rendre possible un exploit aussi irréaliste ? Faire la guerre ? Accumulez les richesses ? Être le plus fort ? La seule façon de le savoir est de parcourir le chemin. Dans cette ère mouvementée où règne en maître les rois et les héros, nous suivrons un jeune garçon appelé Habel, partant de son île à la découverte de ce vaste monde et pourquoi pas en chemin, lui aussi, écrire les lignes de l’histoire ? ‘’Le monde tremble de peur, les êtres se trémoussent de joie et d’admirations, des hommes qui me haïssent, des femmes qui m’adorent, voici ce que provoque l’évocation de mon nom en ce monde. Les sensations merveilleuses qu’elles procurent est un plaisir coupable dont je ne pourrai jamais m’en lasser, c'est le délice des rois''.

Archie ditantang oleh temannya untuk ikut menelusuri sebuah pemakaman saat malam hari. Pada awalnya, Archie menolak. Tapi, karena ibunya yang sudah meninggal jadi bahan sindiran temannya, Archie tidak bisa diam begitu saja dan memutuskan untuk menerima tantangan itu meskipun dia takut dengan hal-hal mistis. Saat Archie bersama-sama dengan teman-temannya menelusuri makam, tiba-tiba saja teman-teman Archie menghilang begitu saja saat dirinya pergi ke kamar mandi. Merasa dikerjai temannya, Archie pun tetap bersikukuh menelusuri makam karena tidak mau dianggap pengecut jika dia langsung pulang. Namun, Archie sama sekali tidak menemui temannya dan mendapati pintu gerbang pemakaman sudah terkunci. Archie jelas sangat kesal dengan tindakan teman-temannya itu karena menganggap lelucon yang dibuat temannya ini sudah keterlaluan. Di saat dirinya sedang panik, tiba-tiba saja dirinya dihampiri oleh Ron, orang yang mengaku sebagai penjaga pemakaman. Dari situlah pengalaman-pengalaman misteri dirasakan oleh Archie setelahnya. Pertemuannya dengan Ron membawanya ke dalam suatu kejadian yang sulit diterima oleh nalarnya, membuatnya perlahan mengerti siapa Ron sebenarnya.

The story of an orphan who's trying to survive the problems of his immediate society. A teenager experiencing the leap from childhood to Adulthood. His unique imagination, charisma and foresight influences the tide of ignorance in his society. He lives in a futuristic world that may only exist as in imaginations and movies.

Di jaman dahulu kala, di masa Dinasti Tang di negara tengah, Tiongkok. terjadi badai pembunuhan di negara itu, dengan pelakunya kebanyakan adalah para ahli kungfu kuno terbaik. Agar korban tidak semakin banyak, para ahli kungfu kuno itu, membunuh banyak pengganas dan mengasingkan diri mereka bersama kungfu kuno yang mereka miliki. Di jaman modern ini tepatnya di tahun 80-an, sekelompok arkeolog berhasil membongkar makam para ahli kungfu kuno dari jaman dinasti Tang itu dan mengambil kitab-kitab peninggalan mereka. Terjadi badai pembunuhan baru di dunia modern. Phoenix seorang pewaris kungfu kuno, diam-diam berusaha melindungi Lindsay. karena di tubuh Lindsay, terkandung rahasia kungfu kuno tingkat tinggi yang saat Lindsay bisa memahami nya, maka, Lindsay akan menjadi manusia terkuat yang bisa membasmi para durjana, yang mempelajari kungfu kuno untuk menguasai dunia. Saat posisi Lindsay mulai diketahui musuh, Phoenix harus keluar untuk menolong dan membimbing Lindsay menemukan kekuatan nya. saat itu, kisah cinta diantara mereka semakin menguat, padahal Phoenix sudah dijodohkan dengan putri dari kerajaan besar yang sedang menguasai dunia.

Sabi nila makakatagpo raw tayo ng pag-ibig sa tatlong klase. Pero bakit walang nagsabi sa akin na mayroong pang-apat?

ISAAC ASIMOV está considerado uno de los más grandes escritores de ciencia ficción de todos los tiempos.

Noah Miles was the most respected Esper in the country, he was so adept at fighting that he was able to defeat many monsters or close open dungeons single-handedly. But one day he disappeared, two years later he returned in a bad condition. He came back half burnt every time he completed a mission, he needed a Guide to control his powers.

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Fu Shinian, an extra character in the original book, awakens to find that her whole family are the vicious villains in the story. Her father, unable to establish relations with the Marquis Changping's residence, is demoted and exiled by the male lead. Her mother is beaten to death on the road to exile, and Aunt Cheng is humiliated to death protecting her chastity. Her elder brother opposes the male lead to win over the female lead and dies saving her. Her elder sister makes life difficult for the female lead, and after their father is exiled, she is divorced by the male lead and sent to a pleasure house. To protect her family and change their tragic fate, isn’t it fair for her to absorb all the male and female leads' fortunes? * [Ding! Male and female leads' fortune -1000, Fu Mansion's fortune +1000] Mr. Fu: "I attended the morning court session, why did His Majesty promote me again!" Madam Fu: "I went to the temple to offer incense, and the master said I was surrounded by a powerful purple aura!" Aunt Cheng: "How did the Cheng Family suddenly become the imperial merchants!" Elder Brother: "It seems like I suddenly have gained intelligence, I know all the exam questions!" Elder Sister: "How come right after I broke off the engagement, Little General Gu came to propose?" * The Marquis Changping can only live to 25, in two years the title will belong to the male lead? She frantically absorbs the fortunes of the male and female leads to boost the Marquis Changping's fortune! During the plague lockdown, Fu Shinian brings medicine and travels long distances into the city to safeguard his health. He understands the girl's intentions, but he only has two years left to live, how can he drag her down. However, why does his heart ache so much watching her with someone else? Finally, the Marquis Changping forces Fu Shinian into the corner of the study, lowering his head to seek her lips: "Niannian, I was wrong."