coger memes

[Contains: System, Beast Taming, Romance, Comedy, Action, Dungeon Exploration, Guilds, School Duels] In a world ruled by Summoners, a person's destiny is decided on the day of their Awakening. The talented receive: Ancestral Dragons, Demon Kings, Heroic Spirits, Sacred Knights. The weak receive useless creatures… and are condemned to live in misery. Kael Veyron spent his entire life preparing to become a great summoner and lift his little sister out of the slums. But on the day of his awakening, before the entire academy, he obtains the most ridiculed class in history: 「Meme Summoner」 An unknown class. No rank. No records. No future. Humiliated by nobles, rejected by teachers, and turned into the kingdom's laughingstock, Kael thinks his life is over… Until he hears a voice. [LOL System synchronized.] [Access to Legendary Memes granted.] [The logic of the world will no longer apply.] His first summon isn't a legendary hero. Nor an ancestral dragon. It's a fat cat with a look of absolute contempt. And yet… …it destroys the national exam's beast in a single blow. Now, as the world tries to figure out what these absurd entities capable of breaking reality are, Kael must survive secret organizations, fanatical churches, and ancient monsters that want to erase "Memes" from existence. Because the more famous his summons become… the more powerful they grow. It might be too late to stop the chaos. Or the one who will cause the chaos… will be him.

In the vast internet, there are pictures that are called Memes. Memes are basically a picture with texts on them, but in the ancient era, Memes are life itself. When there is life, there is also death, that is Meme Review. Meme Review is the taker of memes, once a Meme goes on Meme Review, its death is inevitable. The host of Meme Review, the God of Death, the taker of memes, the Supreme Being, PewDiePie. A once mortal man who has achieved godhood by killing memes. In the Cyber Era where memes are banned, a young boy will risk everything just to get ahold of the memes from the Ancient Era, the memes that were once profound is now lost, the memes that are present is mediocre. He will trek the depths of the deepweb just to get even a piece of the meme, he will go as far as to go to Realms like [Facebook & Instagram] to take back the memes that were once theirs. Come join the adventure of a young man who will gather all the memes and meet the Supreme Being, PewDiePie, to bring back the meaning of memes to the Cyber Era, to bring happiness to the people. ----------- Because nobody comented on my thread, I decided to make a novel centered around memes. Note: This is only a troll novel, I'm not gonna pursue this in the future, well, maybe.

The Book of heckin memes

It's for my Best Friend Bianca as she is going to Bangalore in 2 months and will never come back...

DEA Operative Cameron Andrews can finally use her Master’s Degree in International Affairs when she's assigned to help Ambassador John Taylor in Argentina negotiate a trade treaty. But it’s a front for her real objective: extricate the ambassador’s eighteen-year-old son, Tad, from the trouble he is in with the Salavados Cartel and then work with the Argentine authorities to trap the Cartel in a sting.<br><br>Since her boss gave her the authority to use any means at her disposal, Cam falls back into a cover she's used before: the very wealthy and independent Canadian, Laura Stuard.<br><br>By playing the headstrong Laura to the hilt, Cameron is invited to the Salavados compound where they make a business proposal to her: use her SeaFarer Cruise Liners to move the drugs to Canada.<br><br>It is a dangerous and exhausting game Cameron and Tad are playing, because not all the Salavados brothers are convinced by “Laura Stuard.” Cameron will have to stretch her considerable skills to not get killed during this scheme.

Been an orphan in a world where talent, ability, laws and different race exist, where strength and power rule everything, the strong rule the weak, how is a Dio caelus going to survive in this world alone with the trashiest of trash garbage talent, a none awakener, follow Dio as he climb to the top. Moro who had his eyes shut in the library meditating suddenly sprang his eyes open gazing into the distance with confused look on his face "why is the universe announcing the birth of a true god, how? no one has ever been able to ascend to a level the universe recognize them as true God for ages talk more of a primordial true god" his confusion kept increasing thinking about the possibility of it happening now "the universe only announce it as a real God has been born" same thing is going on in different area on god plane from false gods all the way to the top had a confused expression, questioning themselves and anyone closed by for answer Author note: this is my first work, it a little bumpy at the beginning but it get better as it move on. do bear with me and encouraged my work. I appreciate. sometime my spellings and typing may be off but I apologize in advance, I will take time out to correct them, do support and leave comments to help make this book better than you

What little remained survived only as distortions: fleeting visions at the corner of one’s eye, streets that felt older than their foundations, voices speaking in accents no historian could name. Scholars dismissed them as mass hysteria. Physicians labeled them collective hallucinations, symptoms of a civilization haunted by its own progress. They called these fragments echoes of a dead era—memories with no owners, histories with no witnesses. Yet the echoes persisted. A man would wake knowing the layout of a city that never existed. A child would draw symbols no language recognized, yet which felt familiar. Buildings would cast shadows inconsistent with the sun. Official records insisted the past was continuous, clean, and intact. But reality disagreed—quietly.

In a room packed with people sitting in designated places, one woman stands out as she sat on a one-seater sofa with her legs crossed elegantly. Host: Many are wondering as to why a top graduate of University A majoring in business pursue a career in the entertainment industry. Did someone or something inspire you to enter this field? The woman smiled at the host and shifted her gaze towards the camera. Her voice is steady and soft as she says, "I became an actress to irritate someone." The crowd gasped and whispers echoed in the studio. Host: Is this person one of those men involved in scandals with you? The crowd quieted down and seriously waited for her answer. The woman sweetly smiled and said innocently "Can't remember. Who were they again?" Host:...... Crowd:..... Staff:....... Her agent: *face palm*

"CogniShift" In a world where a revolutionary cognitive-enhancing drug called "CogniShift" has been developed, promising to unlock untapped human potential, our protagonist, Dr. Ava Collins, a brilliant neuroscientist, stumbles upon a secret formula that takes the effects of the drug to a whole new level. Drawing inspiration from "NZT-48" and "Limitless," this story explores the moral and ethical dilemmas surrounding cognitive enhancement. As Ava experiments with the enhanced formula, she experiences an unparalleled surge in intelligence, memory, and creativity. With her newfound abilities, she manages to solve complex problems in her field and attracts the attention of a powerful tech conglomerate, NeuroCorp, led by the enigmatic CEO, Julian Mercer. Intrigued by Ava's breakthrough, Mercer offers her unlimited resources to further develop the formula. However, as Ava delves deeper into her research, she begins to uncover the dark side of CogniShift. Users of the drug start exhibiting alarming side effects, including addiction, hallucinations, and severe health issues. Ava realizes that the formula is unstable and could have catastrophic consequences if it falls into the wrong hands. As the story unfolds, Ava becomes torn between her ambition to make a positive impact on humanity and her growing concern about the dangers of the drug. She is pursued by both NeuroCorp, who wants to exploit the formula for profit, and a group of activists determined to expose the truth. Amidst this turmoil, Ava races against time to find a way to stabilize the formula and counteract its negative effects. She forms an unlikely alliance with a former NeuroCorp employee who shares her concerns. Together, they work to expose the truth about CogniShift and its potential to change the course of humanity. "CogniShift" is a gripping tale of scientific discovery, moral choices, and the consequences of tampering with human cognition. The story raises thought-provoking questions about the balance between progress and responsibility, as well as the ethical implications of enhancing human abilities beyond natural limits.

Bai Su, who transmigrated into a book set in the interstellar Beast World, has only one interest: making delicious food at the orphanage, raising children, and enjoying her hard-won new life. Future's great villains? The cubs are all super well-behaved in front of her! The Federation Leader comes to freeload a meal, and his disability is cured! The business emperor comes to freeload a meal, and his infertility is solved! The obese little female gets thinner the more she eats, gradually growing into the number one beauty of the Beast World. She also attracts the number one genius doctor of the interstellar era and the interstellar great captain. The villainous cubs, driving warships and controlling ten thousand beasts: "If you want to get close to our Mom, you'll have to withstand our cannon fire first!" The Federation Leader laughs in anger: "You dare to bomb my armory? Courting death!" The gloomy and bloodthirsty emperor: "A bunch of little trash! You think I'm afraid of you?" The doctor's face turns ashen: "Either give back my research results, or die!" The interstellar great captain dangerously shoulders a Barrett: "I see you're all dying to get locked up." Bai Su smiles and peeks her head out, holding a gleaming kitchen knife: "Time to eat! What are you all doing?" The big shots and the little villains, harmoniously putting their arms around each other's shoulders in a picture of fatherly love and filial piety: "Coming~~"