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Qiao Mei transmigrated into a novel as a supporting character with the same name as her who lacked presence. This supporting character was a country bumpkin who couldn’t get married due to her obesity. According to the original script, this country girl Qiao Mei was a fatty spoiled by her grandfather. However, their relatives were all vicious and cruel people. Her grandfather had poor health, so once he died, the relatives would divide and swallow up his assets. Hence, her grandfather’s greatest wish was to marry Qiao Mei off. For this, even sacrificed and betrayed his good friend’s grandson, Xia Zhe. Grandpa got Xia Zhe drunk and had Qiao Mei forcibly take the strong and handsome Xia Zhe with her body which weighed more than two hundred pounds. Then, grandpa would catch them the next day and force Xia Zhe to marry Qiao Mei. However, that eventually caused the start of Qiao Mei’s unfortunate life. Also, in the original story, Qiao Mei took possession of Xia Zhe’s mysterious jade. But due to Qiao Mei’s stupidity, her cousin's sister had tricked Qiao Mei into giving her the jade, which resulted in the cousin’s family becoming rich. When Qiao Mei transmigrated here, it was during the awkward moment when she was making love to the man after making him drunk. She woke up groggily the next day and grandpa’s team had already appeared at the door. Qiao Mei was frightened. She didn’t want to proceed on the original path and marry a man who didn’t love her. And so, she lied and chased grandpa away. She also pushed the man out before forcing herself to look at her tanned and chubby reflection in the mirror! Alas, she cried at her ugly appearance… Like a sumo wrestler in large cloth underwear, even the plus-sized apparel shops didn’t have clothes in her size. And her face was the size of a pizza, a scorched pizza! Qiao Mei decided to reform her life! The first step, lose weight! The second step, clean up her room! She used to be particular about cleanliness, and although her current house had a huge courtyard, she could only describe it as messy! The third step was to hold onto the jade tightly so her greedy cousin wouldn’t stand a chance! Only, wasn’t the tall and handsome Xia Zhe supposed to hate her according to the original story? Why was he being nicer and nicer to her?

Abigail Green, a genius doctor, unexpectedly succumbed to a sudden death due to overwork in the operating room. However, an astonishing twist of fate awaited her as she was reborn! She found herself reincarnated in a hospital ward all too familiar to her, but this time, in the body of a 200-pound expectant mother. A mother who endured the excruciating pain of a cesarean section without anesthesia until her last breath. How could Abigail possibly endure such a situation? Thus, she embarked on a journey of vengeance, weight loss, and, intriguingly, vying for the heart of the man desired by a spiteful woman. Mini Scene: "Have you caught wind of it? Brandon Piers, the powerful CEO, is about to get married due to an out-of-wedlock child!" "Who's the lucky woman?" "That hefty lass from the Green family who's weighing a staggering 200 pounds!" "Has Mr. Piers lost his marbles?" "Are rich young masters into fat girls these days?" Abigail Green asked the man beside her."Do you find me fat?" Brandon Piers replied with a smirk, "Not at all. You are just perfect."

He was Mu Jia's second young master, the epitome of desirability in City C, pursued by all the celebrated beauties. She was a foster daughter of the Wen family, rumored to be as fat as a cow and more robust than a man. Everyone said she wasn't worthy of him, yet he still married her. Wen Laibao accidentally committed a murder and was sentenced to three years, and everyone said her life was over. However, three years later, she shed her excess weight and made a stunning return, appearing before everyone with a beauty that overshadowed all others and married the most feared man in City C, who turned out to be a wife-pampering fanatic!

Jeder wusste, dass die junge Frau Shen, nachdem sie von einem wilden Mann verlassen worden war, selbstsüchtig wurde und schwanger wurde, ohne zu heiraten. Nachdem sie aus ihrem Haus vertrieben worden war, verfiel sie in einen Zustand der Verzweiflung. Die berüchtigte Shen Ruojing erschien jedoch auf dem Geburtstagsbankett der alten Madam der Familie Chu. Alle verhöhnten sie. "Diejenigen, die Millionen an Geschenken schicken, sitzen an einem Tisch, während diejenigen, die Dutzende Millionen an Geschenken schicken, am anderen sitzen." "Frau Shen, wie viel haben Sie gegeben?" Die Menge wartete darauf, dass sie sich lächerlich machen würde, aber Shen Ruojing zog einen entzückenden kleinen Jungen hinter sich hervor und sagte: "Entschuldigen Sie, Madam, an welchem Tisch wird Ihr ältester Enkel sitzen?" *** Shen Ruojing wollte ihre Zeit mit Faulenzen verbringen, stieß aber bei der Familie auf unterschiedliche Weise auf Ablehnung. "Wir haben erstklassige Hacker, Musikmeister, Technikexperten... Jeder ist in dieser Familie bekannt. Was bringst du mit?" Shen Ruojing rieb sich das Kinn. "Nun, all die Dinge, die du erwähnt hast ... Ich kenne mich mit allem ein bisschen aus." Ihre drei bezaubernden Kinder standen neben ihr und nickten unisono: "Wir können bezeugen, dass Mama wirklich von allem ein bisschen weiß!"

Mo Ran, an extremely talented and gorgeous Army doctor, found herself transmigrated into the body of a 130 kilos unfavoured young daughter of Qin family, Qin Yan. Originally with powerful medical and martial arts skills, Mo Ran faced great difficulty dealing with heavy body of Qin Yan. She vowed to loose weight and restore her original appearance. No matter how difficult it was, she was determined. Her vicious mother and white lotus sister stood shocked seeing the changes in Qin Yan but the faceslapping had just begun. Her plans were perfect but a little bun suddenly intervened.. "I like Sister Yan. Dad, I want to live with Sister Yan." The CEO of Xi Corporation, the richest business magnate in the country said, "We both Father and son like you. Come home with us." FL : Strong and determined. ML : Crafty and shrewd.

Warning 21+ penuh nafsu ops... yang di bawah umur harap menyingkir. ssssssst Khaibar. Seorang lelaki yang mencari rongsokan untuk memenuhi kebutuhan hidup dirinya dan ibunya yang sakit-sakitan setelah ia ter-PHK dan sulit untuk mencari pekerjaan lagi. Ia bertemu dengan wanita paruh baya saat sedang mengais tempat sampah untuk mencari botol bekas. Wanita itu menatapinya sedari tadi lalu tersenyum ke arahnya. "Nak, sudikah kau menikah dengan anakku? Berapapun kau meminta uang akan aku kasih!" pinta wanita itu yang bernama Keysa. "Apa! Bagaimana bisa, Tante? Apa Tante sakit jiwa? Bahkan aku tak mengenalnya sedikitpun." Namun Khaibar terbelalak saat melihat gadis yang ada di belakang wanita itu. 'Dia benar-benar sangat cantik.' "Apa, Ma? Aku harus menikahi gembel itu? Ogah!" "Sudah diam! Dari pada kau membesarkan anakmu sendiri!" Apakah Khaibar akan setuju menerima tawaran itu? Apakah kepura-puraan pernikahannya bisa membuat Khaibar saling mencintai dengan gadis itu? Atau justru akan kandas seiring berjalannya waktu dengan surat kontraknya?

All Amy needed to do was get away from her pursuers. The last thing she thought she'd encounter was being kidnapped, drugged and offered to some smelly fat old man. But no, he wasn't any of that. Zach was simply a god. And he was drugged, just like her. It could be the drugs or she just genuinely found him irresistible. And to her luck, he didn't resist her when she made a move on him. When she found out how much of a beast he was in bed, she wasn't complaining. But she knew they were not supposed to cross paths. So when she finally left the next morning, little did she know that fate had a 'little surprise' in store. [Warning : This book has a mature theme. Read at your own discretion. Suitable for 18+ audiences ] A/N: ALL CREDIT FOR THE COVER GOES TO THE OWNER (UPLOADED ON PINTEREST and the App called BOOK COVER MAKER PRO for editing. I DO NOT TAKE CREDIT FOR IT. With that said, enjoy the book my lovelies Xx

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“Nona Li Xue, Anda hamil!” kata dokter saat dia menyerahkan laporan kehamilan yang jelas-jelas positif. Li Xue tidak tahu bagaimana harus bereaksi terhadap berita itu. Dia datang dengan persiapan penuh untuk mengambil tes keperawanan dan membuktikan kepada dunia bahwa semua tuduhan mereka salah. Dia yakin sepenuhnya bahwa keperawanannya masih utuh, lalu bagaimana mungkin kehamilannya bisa terjadi? Ini adalah kisah seorang wanita, Li Xue, yang telah bekerja keras untuk membangun karier modelnya. Dia bukan berasal dari keluarga kaya dimana semuanya disajikan di piring emas, tetapi dari keluarga pekerja kelas menengah, dimana harus bekerja sangat keras untuk mencapai impian mereka. Impiannya adalah menjadi model fashion terkemuka tetapi hancur ketika dia mendapati dirinya terjebak dalam skandal. Tidak ada yang mempercayainya. Baik teman-teman maupun pacarnya. Dia ditinggal sendirian dengan anak yang tumbuh di dalam rahimnya. Jadi, dia meninggalkan kota, dengan kehidupan yang tumbuh di dalam kandungannya. Dengan malaikat-iblis yang tumbuh yang memberinya kekuatan untuk bertahan hidup di dunia yang tidak berarti ini, untuk menjadi sesuatu yang dia masih belum yakin akan. P.S. Ini adalah karya asli, bukan terjemahan. Bergabunglah dengan penulis di server discord: https://discord.gg/88C4VZD Atau terhubung di Instagram: author_scarlet_shine

Qiao Anxia seorang assassin dengan masa lalu kelam. Suatu hari berniat merebut suami dari musuhnya bebuyutannya. Kehilangan malam pertama hanya demi balas dendam namun...yang ia tiduri adalah saudara suami musuhnya?? Richard Calvin, pria yang terkenal sebagi hero bagi para korban ketidakadilan para penguasa. Apa jadinya ketika kedua orang bertolak belakang ini menikah hanya karena seorang anak jenius yang imut serta menyenangkan ingin menjodohkan mereka. Dan anak itu adalah hasil pembuahan mereka di malam yang panas itu! Yang satu merupakan HERO dan yang satu adalah ASSASSIN! Sang HERO berusaha merayu istrinya di tiap kesempatan sementara sang ASSASSIN ingin melarikan diri dan bila perlu… membunuh suaminya! *** Excerpt: “Ini sudah semuanya?” Richard tidak percaya wanita dihadapannya telah menyerahkan semua alat komunikasi serta senjata yang disembunyikan didalam pakaiannya. “…” Anxia tidak menjawab dan hanya menatap lurus ke mata pria yang kini secara legal menjadi suaminya. “Xia Xia, kita tidak akan berangkat sebelum kau menyerahkan semuanya.” Kedua tangan Anxia terkepal karena dia berharap setidaknya dia memiliki satu alat yang bisa digunakannya untuk memberi sinyal pada Ling Meng. Tapi tampaknya, Richard mengetahuinya dan mendesaknya untuk menyerahkannya. Dengan gerakan enggan namun mata masih dipenuhi dengan aura membunuh ke arah Richard, Anxia menyelipkan kedua tangannya ke belakang punggungnya masuk kedalam kaos hitamnya. Richard mendelik kaget sama sekali tidak menyangka istrinya akan melepas branya! Alat macam apa yang dipasang di bra wanita? List of Heir Series My Only Love: The Targeted Heiress (vol 1, completed) The Flame Queen And Her Sly Lover (vol 2-3, completed) The Ice Prince: Change Her Fate (vol 4-5, completed) Awas, Papa! Mama Mau Membunuhmu (ongoing) The Heir's Beloved Is Not A Human (coming soon)