nickelback chad

A man stumbles upon a system that surprisingly makes him more bold and more intelligent… Will he use that to his exploits? Or will he become arrogant due to the system and meet his inevitable demise? - BTW!!! There may be a lot of grammar mistakes, I’m also too lazy to find an editor. The pacing is absolute shit since this is my first time writing a book. I also have the maturity of a 10 year old, SO PLEASE! WORSHIPP ME MY FELLOW DAOISTS!!!

Hiroshi Tanaka has always been a loner, rejected by his crush and told he wasn’t a “real man.” When a celestial being offers him a chance to prove himself, Hiroshi is thrust into a reverse-gender world where men are rare and revered. Now inhabiting the body of a handsome, wealthy young boy, Hiroshi must navigate a society dominated by women, win their hearts, and fulfill his mission to become the ultimate “giga chad.” But as he learns the true meaning of strength and confidence, Hiroshi begins to question if becoming the perfect man is really what he needs—or if his greatest challenge is finding out who he truly is.

Eli was just an errand boy… until he was abducted for his eyes, eyes that could see through every lie. Saved by a stranger shrouded in mystery, he’s pulled into a world where divine power decides who lives and who breaks. When Eli asks for his savior’s name, the man only grins, “Call me Chad! …maybe?”

If Chad is reticent to drop in on Dr. Fortescue's big annual holiday bash without a date, imagine his horror when he arrives to discover the party revolves around a city-wide scavenger hunt with a two-to-a-team policy stricter than Noah’s. Worse, his efforts to pair up with his hunky doctor crush are thwarted, and he winds up being assigned the doofus with an elbow in the punch bowl as a partner.<br><br>It turns out scavenger hunts are hard -- were they really supposed to dognap the doctor's neighbor's dachshund and carry it around the mall all night? But running around with Jarek is easy. And kinda fun.<br><br>Even with help from an unsuspecting celebrity and Santa’s sexiest elf, it’s starting to look like a participation trophy might be the best they can hope for prize-wise, but Chad starts to wonder if losing alongside Jarek might not be its own kind of win.

Logan, a wannabe master of carnal desire, finds himself on the receiving end of a door handle and dies pathetically. "How did this happen?" he wondered. "I only wanted to lose my virginity..." As he passed onto the his next life, he heard a 'ding' in his head. [Requirements met. Activating <<The Chad System>>] With that, he awoke in an open field. A world full of mystical adventures, powerful experts, and most importantly of all, cute girls, were now Logan's to grasp hold of. For little did Logan know, <<The Chad System>> is a magical system, far more powerful than any seen forever before, for instead of merely helping out with cultivation, <<The Chad System>> makes its users a bonafide Chad. With some help, Logan can plunder the chastity of all the fair maidens in the heavens! 6 chapters a week with Fridays off :P <3 Disclaimer: Contains Adult Themes, Violence, and Harsh Language

Yea got bored and heavily messed up the pacing sorry for the inconvenience.

A senior high school student, an outcast and a loner, those were terms that could be used to define Catherine Mercedes. Faced with so many family issues and trying her best to keep up with school made her lose time to socialize with other people. so she shut herself out from the world. She later reunites with an old 'friend', Chad Manchester. Now she has to add him to the pile of problems she has. A broken home, a good report card, a social life and a bad news play boy. Read on to find out how she handles each problem and discovers that love can be found in the weirdest places. If only she saw the ratings.

Qin Yao opens her eyes and finds herself transmigrated from a post-apocalyptic world into the body of an ancient peasant woman. Her family consists of four stepchildren needing care. A good-for-nothing husband, who has nothing but looks, is causing a ruckus. They live in a thatched hut, without a grain of rice, the family is emaciated like refugees. If that wasn't enough, someone even comes to collect debts! Anger rises in Qin Yao's heart, and she kicks the wretched husband out, "Debt collector, feel free to just beat him to death!" The four stepchildren: !!! With the world quieted, Qin Yao rolls up her sleeves to revive the family. Hunting, carrying bags, fighting bandits, she's an expert in all. But facing the fields, with her back to the sky, and her face to the earth, even a top-tier fighter from the post-apocalyptic world waves her hand: Can't take it! Really can't take it! Qin Yao scratches her head: In the ancient times where agricultural taxes are extremely high, how can I avoid farming? At this moment, the lazy husband who was sent away to die (twisting and crawling) (struggling to stand up) (screaming and roaring): My dear! I think I can be saved!

Shocking! The rough husband is the hidden master in the time-travel novel. She is the sacrificial victim for the male lead's pursuit of true love, the pitiful person who transforms grief and indignation into motivation, the obsessive person who constantly wants to slap the male lead's face with money, the lemon essence contrasting the female lead’s gentleness and generosity. Xu Qinghuan: Emma, is this talking about me? Xu Qinghuan transmigrated into a book, into a time-travel novel written by her best friend, where her father died early, her mother remarried, and she was raised in her second uncle's home since childhood. Her cousin and fiancé are entangled? "Break off the engagement, whoever wants the central air conditioner can take it!" Her biological mother manipulates her with work? Isn't it just going to the countryside? The Great Northeast's black land is fertile, where every year you can lie on the heated kang and eat for half the year. Which corporate slave wouldn’t love it? Most importantly, there is a big shot she wants to cling to. Jiang Xingye is someone that even the male lead admires, the future global richest man, the hidden master in the book. After going to the countryside, Xu Qinghuan goes straight to Jiang Xingye. Her original plan was to be a little follower for the big shot and never thought of developing an inappropriate relationship with him. When the man gruffly raises his eyebrows and coaxingly tells her to hold on a little longer, she only wants to ask: What about being wealthy and detached? What about having a strong career ambition and no time for romance? What about being a 007 workaholic who doesn’t even return home?

Roxanna died in a snowstorm apocalypse after being betrayed by her ex-husband and her best friend. But instead of resting in peace, she wakes up in the body of Roxanna Vixelle, the infamous Pink Fox villainess who tortured her five beast husbands for fun. Worse, the system in her head says: [Mandatory Survival Action: Mate with one of your husbands to gain +5 days of life.] [Failure Consequence: Death in 48 hours.] She thought she would never be able to complete that mission because after all, her husbands despise her. But without her realizing it, all five of them can hear every single thought inside her adorable little head. So when the system gives her that impossible quest again… All her husbands immediately line up in front of her like soldiers waiting for inspection. Dog husband: “CHOOSE ME! I’m the strongest! I have stamina for DAYS!” Fish husband: “I… I promise to be gentle.” Cat husband: “Step aside. She’ll choose who she wants.” Albino Lizard husband: “If mating will stabilize her lifespan, then I will do it.” Bird husband: “HEY! Don’t volunteer yourself first!” From then on, her lifespan would continue to increase, but at what cost? ==== Disclaimer: this is a REVERSE HAREM, meaning the female lead doesn’t need to choose.