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PORN

PORN

Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
Fantasy
4 Chs
Porter X

Porter X

if only things were as easy as God had planned. during creation, God had created 9 worlds with various species to habit it while creating a TREE to govern them. it was said to be the most beautiful tree among all God had created and as such every species created where deprived the right to eat from it and among those species were Man who later on Disobeyed. God felt heartbroken and angered but he couldn't destroy all he had created but instead left man punishment to the hands of the Tree later known to man as "THE WORLD TREE" and to others as "YGGDRASIL" while he sealed up the heavens and just watch from above. Feeling angered towards man for stealing from its precious fruit the TREE sought out all means necessary to retrieve back the long lost fruit that had been eaten which had contained substance later known as Mana had change the genetic structures of some of the humans giving them magic powers or ability after birth while those who werent blessed with powers became the regular among the others. Before man decided to give birth, the tree had meet up with other species from other worlds since it was link to them and entice them with his fruit of magic, those that fell became its pawn and those that didnt ignored but what they expected were different until man gave birth to it first child which came about the first dungeon. History has it that it took 500 years after mans population had grown spontaneously to even shut down one of the oldest dungeons after countless outbreak that almost made the human species extinct. It was at that period a prophecy came into the ears of every race and those who knew began preparing for the future while those who knew and where working for YGGDRASIL became willing to secretly kill the child of prophecy while hiding most of all the truths of the past from reality. Meanwhile at this present age the so called child of prophecy had began to live his life just to make sure that he survives with his kid sister and those he made friends with while he secretly questions his lost of memories and lack of ability. but things changed after he came face to face with death... →→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→ →→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→
Fantasy
28 Chs
What makes cute cartoon portadas appealing?
Cute cartoon portadas are appealing because they often have bright colors, charming characters, and a fun, lighthearted feel that catches the eye.
3 answers
2025-11-02 09:24
What is the nature of the caricature of padres Ernesto religiosos?
It's hard to say exactly. It could depend on the artist's intention and the context in which it's presented.
3 answers
2025-04-17 18:24
What do the padres in caricatures typically represent?
The padres in caricatures typically represent either the positive or negative aspects of religious leadership. They could be shown as wise and guiding, or maybe as strict and out of touch. It all varies based on the message the caricaturist wants to convey.
1 answer
2025-06-04 01:19
What kind of style is usually adopted in padres caricatura?
Padres caricatura often has a humorous and exaggerated style to bring out the distinctive features of the subjects.
2 answers
2025-06-21 00:09
What kind of themes are typically explored in caricatures of padres?
Caricatures of padres often touch on themes like their authority, their role in the community, or their personal quirks.
3 answers
2025-06-12 21:06
What kind of relationship is depicted in the 'padres e hijo caricatura'?
Well, the 'padres e hijo caricatura' might portray a variety of dynamics. It could be a story of mutual understanding and support, or perhaps there are some challenges and conflicts that the family overcomes together. The caricature might focus on the daily interactions and emotions shared by the parents and the child.
2 answers
2025-06-11 21:19
What are the characteristics of padres e hijos animated cartoons and caricatures?
Padres e hijos animated cartoons and caricatures often feature colorful and exaggerated characters with simple storylines that focus on family relationships and interactions.
2 answers
2025-05-30 13:09
What are some common themes in 'padres de familia caricaturas'?
Common themes might include family bonds, humor, and daily life situations. The caricatures could focus on showing the funny and heartwarming moments within a family.
3 answers
2025-09-22 16:56
What are some common themes in 'imagenes de padres en caricaturas'?
Common themes might include family bonds, humor, and the portrayal of parent-child relationships.
2 answers
2025-06-16 08:12
How does the manga hentai hijo mantiene a sus padres relate to family values?
I'm not really sure. This manga seems rather unconventional and its connection to traditional family values might be hard to define.
2 answers
2025-11-07 05:13
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