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"—No creo que te des cuenta, pero no soy ese tipo de chica. Se creía mi dueño, pero de ninguna manera iba a dejar que me viera quebrarme. —Te compré... ¿recuerdas? —respondió, con una mueca en la comisura de los labios. —No, tú compraste mi virginidad. La risa estalló cuando su siniestra mirada recorrió mi cuerpo. —¿No es lo mismo? *** Lyla, una estudiante universitaria, cae en apuros económicos al volver a estudiar. En un arrebato de desesperación -y borrachera- se inscribe en un sitio de Sugar babies con la esperanza de vender su virginidad al mejor postor. El único problema es que cuando Lyla vuelve en sí, se da cuenta de que no sólo se vendió a un hombre cualquiera, sino al Príncipe de Dubai. Un príncipe con secretos y sed de cosas oscuras y peligrosas. ¿Será capaz de resistirse a sus oscuras insinuaciones? ""Vendida al príncipe de Dubai"" es una obra de Scarlett Rossi, autora de eGlobal Creative Publishing."

“I don’t think you realize it, but I’m not that kind of girl.” He thought he owned me, but there was no way I would let him see me break. “I bought you… remember?” He replied, the corners of his lips turning up into a smirk. “No, you bought my virginity.” Laughter erupted as his sinister gaze swept over my body. “Isn’t that the same thing?” *** Lyla, a university student, falls into financial troubles when returning back to school. In a rush of desperation–and a drunken haze– she signs up to a Sugar babies site in hopes to sell her virginity to the highest bidder. The only problem is when Lyla returns to her senses, she realizes not only was she sold to just any man, she was sold to the Prince of Dubai. A prince with secrets and a hunger for all things dark and dangerous. Will she be able to resist his dark advances? Sold to the Prince of Dubai is created by Scarlett Rossi, an eGlobal Creative Publishing signed author.

"Acho que você não percebe, mas não sou esse tipo de garota." Ele pensava que me possuía, mas eu não deixaria que ele me visse fraquejar. "Eu comprei você... lembra?" Ele respondeu, os cantos de seus lábios se curvando em um sorriso irônico. "Não, você comprou minha virgindade." Risadas eclodiram enquanto seu olhar sinistro percorria meu corpo. "Não é a mesma coisa?" *** Lyla, uma estudante universitária, enfrenta dificuldades financeiras ao retornar à escola. Em um momento de desespero – e em meio a uma névoa de embriaguez – ela se inscreve em um site de Sugar babies na esperança de vender sua virgindade ao maior licitante. O único problema é que quando Lyla recupera a consciência, ela percebe que não foi vendida apenas para qualquer homem, ela foi vendida para o Príncipe de Dubai. Um príncipe com segredos e um apetite por coisas obscuras e perigosas. Será que ela conseguirá resistir aos seus avanços sombrios?

"Ich glaube nicht, dass du es verstehst, aber ich bin nicht diese Art von Mädchen." Er dachte, er würde mich besitzen, aber ich würde ihn niemals meine Schwäche sehen lassen. "Ich habe dich gekauft... erinnerst du dich?" Antwortete er, während sich seine Mundwinkel zu einem Grinsen verzogen. "Nein, du hast meine Jungfräulichkeit gekauft." Gelächter brach aus, als sein finsterer Blick über meinen Körper wanderte. "Ist das nicht dasselbe?" *** Lyla, eine Studentin, gerät in finanzielle Schwierigkeiten, als sie an die Universität zurückkehrt. In einem Anfall von Verzweiflung – und in einem betrunkenen Zustand – meldet sie sich bei einer Sugar-Babies-Webseite an, in der Hoffnung, ihre Jungfräulichkeit an den Höchstbietenden zu verkaufen. Das einzige Problem ist, dass Lyla, als sie wieder zu Sinnen kommt, erkennt, dass sie nicht an irgendeinen Mann verkauft wurde, sondern an den Prinzen von Dubai. Ein Prinz mit Geheimnissen und einem Hunger nach allem Dunklen und Gefährlichen. Wird sie seinen dunklen Avancen widerstehen können?

Colin is not having the best time lately, being a runaway shifter with a less than stellar reputation, hiding beneath a car in the pouring rain hoping to evade the angry warlock looking for him.<br><br>David's had a long day. Being the local white witch and healer is a worthwhile occupation, but it's rarely an easy one.<br><br>When he spies a stray kitten under his car, he figures he'll be able to rescue at least one living thing that night ...

He ruled the mango world. Then he died. Now he’s stuck in a desert with no mangoes and a system that won’t shut up. Hari Varma was once the proud (and exhausted) heir to India’s largest mango plantation empire. But after spending his entire life managing exports, balancing budgets, and never once enjoying the fruit of his labor, fate decided to hit the brakes—literally. After a tragic (and oddly mango-themed) car accident, Hari wakes up in a strange new world that looks like Dubai… but with one outrageous twist: There are no mangoes. Not even one. Not in markets. Not in smoothies. They're banned. But things get even juicier when Hari discovers he’s been gifted a mysterious Mango System, a voice in his head that offers him mango-themed powers in exchange for completing certain ridiculous tasks. [System Alert]: Teach someone the joy of mangoes – Reward: Mango Sense Lv. 1 [System Alert]: Bribe a government official with a mango pie – Reward: Pit of Power (Throwable Weapon) [System Alert]: Say “I love mangoes” 100 times – Reward: Mango Armor (Smells like summer) Now, armed with nothing but sarcastic wit, fruity skills, and a deep-seated passion for forbidden fruit, Hari must create his own mango empire yet again. A comedically dramatic isekai about mangoes, missed chances, and making life a little sweeter—one juicy task at a time. Perfect for fans of absurd systems, heartfelt humor, and fruit-fueled rebellion.

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Lee Dan-eul, an uninspired college student makes his way in a clandestine world makes a legendary invention and see's the potential it has. He is determined to shape the world as he see's fit. With the help of the team he gathered full of special individuals, he gets ready to conquer the unseen world.

Qin Yao opens her eyes and finds herself transmigrated from a post-apocalyptic world into the body of an ancient peasant woman. Her family consists of four stepchildren needing care. A good-for-nothing husband, who has nothing but looks, is causing a ruckus. They live in a thatched hut, without a grain of rice, the family is emaciated like refugees. If that wasn't enough, someone even comes to collect debts! Anger rises in Qin Yao's heart, and she kicks the wretched husband out, "Debt collector, feel free to just beat him to death!" The four stepchildren: !!! With the world quieted, Qin Yao rolls up her sleeves to revive the family. Hunting, carrying bags, fighting bandits, she's an expert in all. But facing the fields, with her back to the sky, and her face to the earth, even a top-tier fighter from the post-apocalyptic world waves her hand: Can't take it! Really can't take it! Qin Yao scratches her head: In the ancient times where agricultural taxes are extremely high, how can I avoid farming? At this moment, the lazy husband who was sent away to die (twisting and crawling) (struggling to stand up) (screaming and roaring): My dear! I think I can be saved!