best roast rhymes

Lin Xuan was just an ordinary guy—until he awakened the Roasting System, a unique ability that allows him to grow stronger through verbal combat. Every time he delivers a high-quality roast, he gains experience, unlocks new abilities, and even enhances his physical strength. From humiliating arrogant school bullies to out-debating top scholars, Lin Xuan quickly rises through the ranks, earning both admiration and enemies. But words alone aren’t enough. As his reputation grows, so does the danger. When he is invited to the underground fighting circuit, Lin Xuan realizes that his quick wit must now be paired with real combat skills. Facing off against ruthless martial artists, cunning strategists, and shadowy organizations, Lin Xuan must adapt, evolve, and master both psychological and physical warfare. With his sharp tongue, powerful new techniques, and an ever-growing legend, Lin Xuan sets out to prove that words can be sharper than swords—but when fists start flying, will he be able to back up his talk? A thrilling mix of comedy, action, and strategy, Roast to Power delivers an unforgettable ride filled with intense battles, clever mind games, and a protagonist who refuses to lose—whether in an argument or in a fight.

In modern India, Vihaan Roy, a 28-year-old workaholic businessman running his family’s sprawling import-export empire, dies in a tragic car crash. Obsessed with Indian history and trade, he regrets burying himself in work, yearning for a life of joy. As he fades, he wishes for a second chance to truly live. Reborn in 1600 Surat as Jai Vora, son of a middle-class spice merchant, he awakens with the Emperor System, a mystical interface granting stats (Power, Stamina, Endurance, Health, Wisdom, Agility, Perception, Luck, Charm), starting with Wisdom=100 and Charm=1, and the Ability Detector to scan others’ stats and loyalty. Jai spends his early years savoring life’s pleasures—market games, street food, family warmth—in his bustling port city. But when the East India Company’s ship Hector docks in 1608, his past-life memories flare: these foreigners will plunder his homeland. At age 8, with Charm=7 and a knack for rallying allies, Jai vows to roast the EIC with wit, trade, and sabotage, building an empire to rival theirs. The Emperor System fuels his rise, offering quests (e.g., recruit followers with stats above 10), stat-stealing (with risky backlash), and loyalty perks (x2 learning at +10 loyalty, system benefits at +50). Normal folk have stats of 8-10, elites hit 20-25, prodigies boast 40-100, and nobles range 20-80, but Jai’s stats can soar un-constrained, marking him as a legend. From charming street kids to outsmarting Mughal nobles, Jai grows from a clever boy to a trade titan. He faces cutthroat rivals, EIC schemers, and rare prodigies (like a Power=80 warrior), using his Ability Detector to recruit or steal stats. Quirky moments—like “branding” spices or tossing modern slang into Mughal courts—clash with heartbreak, as betrayals and losses (family, loyal allies) test his resolve. By his 20s, Jai commands trade routes, influences emperors, and battles EIC fleets, his Charm and Wisdom turning foes into followers. Will he rewrite history, balancing joy and duty, or will the system’s temptations (stat-stealing’s cost) doom his dream? Reborn to Roast the East India Company with My Emperor System is a thrilling blend of historical intrigue, game-like progression, and swaggering defiance, as Jai Vora becomes the GOAT of India.

I write down every single thought because I'm bad at explaining what's going on inside my head.

READ AS PEOPLE ROAST THEMSELVES {PG 10}

Hey... my name is alisha the female lead of this story. And I like to share some of my past with the readers, you will find if you read it. And I also had loved someone but now it become to hate. Hope you will enjoy the story

Bryce found himself in jeopardy as he is trapped in a magical book of nursery rhymes. As he tries to be a better person inside the book, adventure and magic happens. Time is running out but his choice has to be made. "Will you stay here with me or would you still want to have your old life?"

I am not sure that I had a true moment of realisation when it comes to being gay; it is just something I have always been. I assumed that what I felt for certain girls was just what every other girl felt for her special friends...live the best life I can – to be brave, to be bright, to be happy. I am proud of everything I have achieved and where I am now

Six crazy teenagers, three extraordinary couples, and one dangerous journey. Join this group of young adults in China, as they embark on a trip full of thrill, happiness, pain, and sorrow. But as Cupid crashes and pushes them into the pit of love, the adventure suddenly takes an uncanny turn. Will they find the life they are looking for? Or will they perish in the hands of Cupid born blind? *********************************************** ZACHARIAS DELA CRUZ is your unbelievably naive orphan who lives in the fantasy of having a happy family. YTHAN HOPKINS is your mysterious guy who lives behind the shadows of the darkest secrets of his ancestry. ELEUTHERIUS COLLINS is your ringmaster who is trapped in a constant cycle of scheming, seduction, and treachery. XANDER CHEN is your superhero who is always ready to protect and maintain his definition of order and stability. SABRINA CHEN is the queen of the jungle who keeps on roaring and pouncing to satisfy her superiority. ALLURENZO COLLINS is the king of the circuits who believes that his inventions will someday rule the world for eternity.

In a chamber where shadows dance with flame, there lies a book with no author's name. bound in leather, stitched with time its pages pulse with tales defined.

I'll write your destiny with my own hands...He said in a cold, selfless tone, shaking the ashes of his cigarette. When you get out of my prison, people will catch up and tell each other. See that she's the one who got fucked up by Bahawal Sher. You are ruined, Merab Malik ... He laughed as he saw the veil of tears in her brown eyes. For she was aware how her life was going to become a storm after today. After this day that she will never forget.