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La Ragazza del Villaggio che Porta Sfortuna al Marito è Ricchissima

La Ragazza del Villaggio che Porta Sfortuna al Marito è Ricchissima

Lin Xinlan, che possedeva sia abilità spaziali che di manipolazione del legno, è stata tradita dal suo ragazzo e dalla sua migliore amica. L'hanno drogata e mandata in un laboratorio per diventare un campione di prova, tutto per un mese di scorta di cibo. Dopo aver subito torture fisiche e mentali, ha scelto di autodistruggersi, portando con sé i ricercatori del laboratorio! Quando si è risvegliata di nuovo, si è ritrovata in un'altra epoca come una ragazzina di dodici anni di nome Lin Yuelan. Quando Lin Yuelan aveva nove anni, un Taoista che stava chiedendo l'elemosina per dell'acqua affermò che sarebbe cresciuta per diventare un'iettatrice per suo marito! Le voci si diffusero e l'affermazione che portasse sfortuna a suo marito si trasformò in portare sfortuna ai suoi genitori, ai suoi parenti, poi ai suoi amici, e alla fine si diceva che fosse un'iettatrice del mondo. I suoi nonni, zii e parenti terribili avevano paura di essere maledetti a morte, così recisero risolutamente i legami con Lin Yuelan di nove anni. La rimossero dal registro di famiglia e la fecero vivere da sola. Il suo sciocco padre aveva obbedito ai desideri del clan, sua madre era un disastro in lacrime, e i suoi fratelli non potevano fare nulla per aiutarla. Essendo stata separata dalla famiglia a nove anni, le furono dati come compenso per la separazione una fatiscente e traballante piccola capanna, un campo di riso e due campi aridi. Da quel momento, la Famiglia Lin non ebbe più nulla a che fare con Lin Yuelan, e Lin Yuelan diventò una ragazza senza background. Raggiunse con cautela l'età di dodici anni, ma accidentalmente offese il bullo del villaggio. Il compare del bullo alla fine la picchiò a morte, e ciò permise a Lin Xinlan di trasmigrare in lei. "Ho abilità spaziali, e il mondo sarà mio! Guardate come io, Lin Xinlan, comando l'autorità ovunque vada, e divento un essere supremo!"
Generale
216 Chs
PORN

PORN

Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
Fantasy
4 Chs
What are the features of porta potty cartoons?
The main features of porta potty cartoons can include creative storylines centered around the porta potty, unique character expressions when interacting with it, and maybe even some educational aspects about hygiene or public facilities presented in a light-hearted way.
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2025-05-08 06:34
Are there any interesting porta potty stories in Dubai?
One interesting story could be about how porta potties in Dubai are maintained in the extreme heat. Dubai has a very hot climate, and special measures need to be taken to prevent unpleasant odors and ensure the porta potties are hygienic. There might be innovative cooling or ventilation techniques used that could be an interesting story to tell.
2 answers
2024-11-05 13:45
What are some porta potty horror stories?
One porta potty horror story is when a person opened the door and found it completely full to the brim and overflowing. It was a disgusting mess. Another is when there were bugs all over the inside, like spiders and cockroaches. It made using it an absolute nightmare.
3 answers
2024-11-13 10:00
What are the interesting aspects of Dubai porta potty stories?
One interesting aspect could be the design. Dubai is known for luxury, so porta potties might have unique and luxurious designs.
2 answers
2024-12-04 03:45
What are some porta potty stories from Dubai?
Well, one porta potty story from Dubai could be about their unique designs. In Dubai, they might have porta potties that are more luxurious compared to other places. For example, they could be equipped with better ventilation systems and more modern interiors to match the overall high - standard infrastructure of the city.
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2024-11-05 12:24
What is the 'Porta Potty Stephen King Story' about?
Stephen King often writes about ordinary things in extraordinary and often terrifying ways. If there's a 'Porta Potty Stephen King Story', it might involve the porta potty as a setting for something spooky. Maybe someone gets trapped in one and has some sort of otherworldly encounter. Or perhaps there's a monster lurking around porta potties. But again, this is just speculation without more details about this particular story.
2 answers
2024-11-17 04:32
What is the 'Stephen King Porta Potty Story' about?
I'm not entirely sure specifically which 'Stephen King Porta Potty Story' you mean. Stephen King has a lot of stories, and without more context, it's hard to say. It could potentially be some sort of strange or horror - related incident involving a porta potty in one of his fictional universes.
2 answers
2024-11-26 05:08
Tell me some Dubai porta potty stories.
I'm not sure specifically what 'Dubai porta potty stories' are. It could be about some unique experiences related to portable toilets in Dubai. Maybe there are stories about high - end porta potties at luxury events in Dubai, with features like air conditioning and fancy interiors.
2 answers
2024-12-06 01:47
What makes porta cores comic funny and nice?
It could be the unique characters or the hilarious situations they get into.
2 answers
2025-11-14 23:31
What makes porta coresl comic funny and nice?
I think the humor in the comic comes from its relatable situations and the way it plays with stereotypes. And the nice part could be the positive messages or the heartwarming moments it incorporates.
1 answer
2025-11-11 07:28
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