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Hello everyone, my name is Ji Yun. I'm trapped in the day I went to school ten years ago. I know that in 30 seconds, a soccer ball will come flying in. The ball will hit the girl with mushroom hair in the corner of the classroom. She's my childhood friend, still a bit naive and timid. She's a nobody in class, but only I know that she will become a classic beauty and a big star ten years later. Under the banyan tree in five minutes, there will be a girl waiting for me. She's my first love. I've been longing for her attention for as long as I can remember. A few days ago, I confessed to her, and she said she needed to think about it. So, we agreed that she would give me an answer today. I know this is the closest I'll ever be to her in my future life. If I miss this opportunity, we'll become distant like strangers. What should I do? Should I bid a heartfelt farewell to my childhood friend who's about to go abroad, or should I go to the banyan tree and seize the only chance to possibly be with my first love? I'm online waiting, but not in a rush. After all, I always wake up on the same day, with plenty of time and opportunities. I want to handle everything that will impact my future life perfectly, so that the me in ten years won't have so many regrets. What do you think?

A World in which everyone can access Magic through conversion of Energy, this in particular is a story about a child. A child who wishes to become a hero. Little does he know, he embarks himself on a journey that transcends the very concept of life itself, all starting with a fateful encounter of a Demon. To what the child will encounter in this world? That's up to you to read and find out. New Chapters every Saturday. Give it a Read and a spot for your collection if you can

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Tidak ada harapan hidup? Seluruh anggota keluarga dibunuh. Juga, Elle hampir mati! Cerita apa ini? Ketika kamu mendapat kesempatan untuk menghidupkan kembali salah satu keluargamu, siapa yang akan kamu pilih? Sebelum itu, Elle harus menjadi kaki tangan dari Etter. Sebuah misi yang tidak bisa kamu pikirkan sebelumnya. Tentang perang antar galaksi atau intrik keluarga Kekaisaran atau cinta yang mungkin kembali tumbuh. ... Elleta Ido tidak menduga terjadi, suami dan anaknya dibunuh, Elle pun harus lari dan bersembunyi. Hingga sampai disuatu titik dimana Elle menghadapi jalan buntu dan keputusasaan, muncul lah Etter. Sebuah esensi Sistem Solar yang lahir 1000 tahun sekali. Etter berjanji akan membantu Elle menghidupkan kembali salah satu dari suami atau anaknya jika ia bisa menjalankan 101 tugas yang Etter berikan. Tugas apa saja itu? Lalu siapa yang akan Elle ingin hidupkan kembali? cover is mine

Fate. Destiny. Something so intangible and abstract, yet it controls your life and drives your decisions. The question consistently remains. How does one conquer something that they cannot change? Something that cannot be understood, something that can't be seen or touched. How does one change Fate itself? The Andarwil Continent, home to a myriad of races patronized by the Gods. The aloof mages, the proud dragons, the cold vampires, the hot-blooded werewolves and the powerful hybrids. All are welcomed on this continent. All except of course..... Volume 1 : The Solar King's Fate 17 year old Soteria had always spent her days at the Moon Lake Clan in suffering, thinking she would never escape them. Now, thanks to a series of unfolding events, Soteria is finally being led to the answers she has always wanted, and to the person she'd always seen in her dreams. But will the answers she seeks give her happiness, or will they ruin the paradise she has finally obtained for herself? The only thing she could be sure of, was that humbling a king was hard work.   Volume 2 : How To Tame a Dragon (Prince) Aletheia had always wanted to know where she came from. She finally got the answers she so desperately sought. However, that was only the beginning. Now she must deal with the problems arising from her parentage and find a way to tame a dragon before they both go up in flames. When the fate of an entire empire depends on them, just how much fire could Aletheia take? Well, the easiest way to subdue fire was always water.    Volume 3: A Princess' Reluctant Mate Alexia finally woke up, back in her own body. Knowing she had only a limited time to save her mate before all hell broke loose (literally), she rushed to the Artanes Empire to find him. But how can she convince him that she is who she says she is when he watched her die in his arms before? Volume 4: TBA Participating in the 'My Werewolf Lover and I' competition. I hope you guys like it. If you do, please support me. Feedback is also appreciated. Warning: Some sexual content Some abusive language and actions Please be advised accordingly. This is the first book I've ever written so feedback is appreciated. Thanks for checking it out!

The underworld is home to numerous organizations and people wishing to indulge in the services that they provide, the Eclipse being one of many. For hundreds of years the Eclipse has serviced these masses by facilitating brutal no-holds-bar fight rings, using the matches as a front to advertise the associations true business, mercenary contracts. Every fighter that battles in the arena also works part-time as a hitman who does the dirty work that others fear to do themselves. Thông Trần is an adult fresh out of college who has spent his whole life mastering the art of Wing-Chun, however as of recently his family dojo has begun to go under. In addition to the failing establishment, Thông's father decided to try and get help from the wrong people, drowning the family in debt that might cost them their lives to pay back. With seemingly nowhere to turn, Thông is persuaded by his close friend Michael Taylor to join the Eclipse so he can get the money needed to save his family. Now thrusted into the shadows of the underworld, will Thông persevere through the Eclipse or be consumed by the darkness that now engulfs him. Join the discord for consistent updates: https://discord.gg/neweclipse

"Welcome to Eclipse Online, the most lethal full-dive MMORPG on the planet, where there is only one life. Death is permanent, and each choice has a price the fragile world cannot afford. But for one of its players, the rules are about to be rewritten". Following a fatal attack of the dungeon, he discovers a hidden room with a horrific inscription: he has been made the Eclipse Reaver, fated to tread the game world eternally. Each time he dies, he is resurrected, but at a horrific cost: shattered soul shards erase his memories, emotions, and abilities. As the game universe descends into chaos and its top players fall, he is forced to explore the dark conspiracy of Eclipse Online before he too is lost for good. With gory fights, shifting game mechanics, and a mystery thickening by the minute, never has the pressure been higher. Will he overcome the system, or lose himself in the void? Will he manage to retain his sanity, or be one of the many lost souls in the void? _______________ A/N: I'd really appreciate it if i get some reviews as this is my first book. This will show that I actually have readers, and I'd have to improve when or where necessary. Thanks.

"Hello everyone the author here, before you read this novel I would like to share something with you. I wrote this novel a while ago, but could not finished it cause I was stuck between work and study that I had forgotten about my passion, but now Iam finally back into the action and this time I have come with a plan. I am rewritting this whole novel from the very first begining if you see a chapter that has an edited in the title it means that I have rewrite it and fix some grammer mistakes and made some changes, but that's not the only think I would be doing in the next upcoming days. I will be updating the old chapters throughout the days and you can also expect a mega new chapter on every sataurday thanks for supporting this novel and have a good day." Eclipse Arcana It is a story that contains five main leads. The story begins, when Kai arrives in Celestria to save the village with his friend Eiera, his sister Rin, and his Fairy friend Luna. Later, he has been assigned a task to retrieve an artifact known as Eclipse Arcana and has to take the King's son, Aiden, with him. But he didn't know the Artifact he was sent to find could destroy his realm in the blink of an eye. Kai also found out that he is not the only one who is seeking Eclipse Arcana. The Dark Realm is also after it. Now, he has to act faster than before and gather all six pieces of Eclipse Arcana before it's too late. Kai, Eiera, Rin, Luna, and Aiden together they will face many challenges, and fight monsters, Dragons, and much more. Can Kai and his group Find Eclipse Arcana before it gets into the wrong hands? A Conversation from Chapter 40 One of the Scorchers spoke to Kai, "SO YOU ARE KAI THE WEILDER OF THE ETERNAL BLADE!"  Kai looked up at the Scorchers, "I don't have time for an introduction." Kai pointed towards the carriage and continued, "I want all three of you to carry that carriage and follow me." "HOW DARE YOU ASKED US FOR HELP!" The Scorchers got furious after listening to Kai's demand, and all three of them bang on the Eternal Blade's barrier. Scorchers, "LET US OUT! AND WE'LL TELL YOU WHO WE ARE!" "The thing is, I wasn't asking. I'm ordering all three of you!" Kai said in a commanding tone. I Hope all the readers enjoyed the story. TAGS #FantasyAdventure #MagicalRealm #EclipseArcana #JourneyofHeroes #MagicQuest #StrongestAmongThem #TrustYourFriends #ProtectTheRealm #DarkRealmThreat #MagicalCreatures #BondTested #EpicAdventure #FantasyNovel #BookishCommunity

Clara : Gadis biasa yang terjebak didunia berbeda, memiliki sifat pemberani, pintar dan melakukan apapun yang dia suka. Alveno : Pangeran kerajaan Orion yang tampan dan disukai rakyatnya. Sayangnya ia bersifat songong, pemarah dan terlalu percyaya diri. Pada gerhana bulan di malam yang penuh bintang seorang perempuan berjalan ditengah kebisingan kota. Dengan air mata yang terus menetes, dan keadaan yang tidak baik sama sekali setelah kesedihan yang menimpanya. Sebuah kecelakaan terjadi dan membuatnya menatap gerhana bulan total saat menutup mata. Saat ia terbangun, ia sudah berada disebuah dinasti berbeda, zaman yang berbeda dengan zaman yang sebelumnya.

When Lin Xuan transmigrates into a world of martial might and ancient sects, he awakens in the weakest possible body— talentless, bullied, and moments away from expulsion. But fate refuses to let him stay weak. A hidden SSS-rank Divine Upgrade System activates, granting him two heaven-shattering gifts: Max Luck The ability to upgrade anything Physiques, spirit veins, techniques, pills, weapons—even living beings and entire worlds can be elevated to divine and cosmic grades. What begins as survival in the Cloudsky Sect spirals rapidly into destiny-breaking power: From Body Refinement 1 → 9 overnight From hunted disciple → alchemy prodigy From trainee spear wielder → Sun-Spear Sovereign From hiding his strength → defying tribulation lightning itself But power draws attention— including the gaze of an ancient, abyssal god who sees Lin Xuan not as an enemy… but as food. When the Abyssal Ancestor descends to corrupt the continent, Lin Xuan unleashes his greatest trump card: His divine artifact evolves into a living inner world, where time flows faster and a Saint Realm expert is reborn under his command. Each enemy he slays only fuels his growth. Each abyssal general strengthens his cosmic solar system. Each tribulation tempers his existence. And when the demonic armies invade, Lin Xuan stands alone between humanity and annihilation— a single spear blazing like a newborn sun. He will forge worlds, slay gods, and ascend beyond the heavens themselves. The Abyss wants him. He intends to make the Abyss choke. > “If the heavens fear my rise… they should.”