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Just AI translations that I want to leisurely read later (Ignore this). Also, I'm not the author. Problems: *Names *Chaps heavily un-edited *Cultivation realm confusion Pro: *Better than MTL at least lol Cover is from R.top

Lu Changsheng is depressed. In this world full of cultivators and immortals, because of his face and irresistible fine bearing as a protagonist, women fall in love with him within three seconds. Unusual heavenly phenomena occur to celebrate his breakthroughs. His literary talent can easily shock all scholars and his random citations are eulogized by the heaven and earth. Legendary beasts offer themselves as mounts, celestial treasures throw themselves into his pockets. However, there is one thing he does not understand. He's the main character, the protagonist, the MC! Why does his cultivation suck? Also known as "Super Ultra Ordinary and Average Eldest Senior Brother," "Why Am I Still the MC Even When I Suck at Cultivation," "My Good-looking Face But Hopeless Cultivation."

"You can do anything." "That means I can control my strength right?" "........" "that means I can control my strength right?"

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if u read this ur gay

fuck off and read the book rated 18 hot action maybe fantasy haven't decided yet

Set in fantasy Port Town, Virginia, Your Witches Suck tells the collective stories of Witches surviving in an a world like yours.

Namaku Citra Birawa, anak salah satu konglomerat di Indonesia. Seharusnya hidupku enak dan lancar jaya layaknya anak orang kaya pada umumnya tapi tidak untukku. Seorang pewaris itu memiliki banyak tuntutan dan hal-hal gila diluar nalar dalam kehidupan mewah keluarga besarku. Hingga aku bertemu dengannya pertama kali karena sayembara bodoh yang kakekku adakan yang mengubah seluruh hidupku. Dimana biasanya sebuah perjodohan dimulai dengan penolakan dan pertentangan tapi tidak untuk kami berdua, kami malah menerimanya. Tapi ternyata dia melupakanku dan janjinya akan menikahiku suatu saat nanti. Ternyata kesedihanku bertambah setelah aku berselisih dengan kakekku yang mengakibatkan aku dicoret dari daftar keluarga Birawa. Aku diusir, ditelantarkan, dicampakkan layaknya gelandangan! Ini bukan cerita tentang balas dendam melainkan sebuah cerita perjuangan. Apakah aku mampu mengambil kembali yang seharusnya menjadi milikku dengan aku yang sekarang?

Mengi Takiwata was a normal high school girl until one fateful day, she was killed under mysterious circumstances. She finds herself reincarnated into a fantasy world, luckily for Mengi, it is the most generic fantasy land she has ever seen. Unlucky for Mengi it isn't as easy as video games make it out to be!

As a 'computer whiz' as they put it, I don't have like human interactions. I'd rather communicate with machines than humans. Relieved was I when my 3 months boyfriend decided he was too bored to move forward. Having been let down enough I had grown accustomed to some pains. With the designing of new softwares, catching the hacker who has made it his life mission to destroy the company, Love is the last thing on my mind. In rushed this sexy chef like a boomerang in my life. I can tolerate him, just hopes he is not like rest.