pixie bob

SYNOPSIS | Initially an ‘Average Joe’, or thoroughly mediocre person, Bob, born with F- grade genetic potential had an epiphany that day when he read in his science textbook that "The goal of all living things was to reproduce". Stumbling upon Epigenetics, a Theory which states that every organism can alter its genetic potential as a result of their own actions and in the right environmental conditions, Bob begins to study and train in order to improve his Genetic Quality, in order to become a genetic success and attain Immortality. One day he picks up a manual entitled “The Art of Rizz, Vol. 1” dropped by a grandfather who is seeking a disciple to pass on his teachings, and so begins Bob’s Adventures as he embarks on the path of becoming a Grand Rizzmaster, and achieving Immortality with endless achievements, the most important one being to achieve Evolutionary success and to ensure his DNA is passed on successfully. Read and follow along with the Adventures of Bob in this unique ‘Coming’-of-age Tale and get ready for a ‘Wild Ride’. And no! Not… necessarily the one you’re now thinking of now… ! (Get that mind out of the gutter :P!!!) Rating: PG Parental Guidance recommended ___ • Any and all terms and ‘epiphanies’ in this work are intended as satire for comedic effect and should not be taken seriously. • All characters, places and events are fictional unless otherwise stated. • The aim is to Entertain. Enjoy ! ✨ • Read and you won't regret* *Disclaimer: 50% probability.

Bob wasn't always Bob. And he definitely wasn't all knowing, as he is now. This is his story, about how he came to be the God of Shared Knowledge, and an innkeeper/barkeeper.

29 Mason sat in a cafe with Maria and Anthony, his case covered with bruises from getting beat by Jacob To be honest, he might have acted all mighty but then it felt so unfair that he just had to lose to a loser like Jacob It made him feel so miserable "What in the world happened to your face?" Maria gasped while checking it out "Were you beaten badly? By who ?" "Forget it" He waved her off and took a sip from his iced Americano which they had all ordered a cup each when they got to the cafe. His gaze diverted to Anthony and he arched his brow curiously "Who the fuck is he?" "I could just ask the same about you? Who the fuck are you and why would my sister bring me to a shabby guy like you" Anthony also had no chills He is definitely not the type to get bullied Especially not by a stranger "So you are the brother" Mason nodded after getting the issue "Nice to meet you, I am Mason Grey Hennessy" Anthony scoffed in disbelief and turned to Maria with a glare "What?" Maria shrugged "Seriously? You brought me here just to meet Jacob's brother? Have you not learnt from what happened to us the other day?" He sounded upset "Just calm down and listen" Maria tried to cool him off "Let me correct this" Mason took another sip from his iced Americano "I am Jacob's step brother, not his brother" "So what? As long as there is brother in your relationship then I would actually be grateful if you can stay away from me and my sister" "My point is....." Mason sighed frustratingly Having this feeling that Anthony would be a difficult one did not make him feel that good "Your point is what?" Anthony inquired "He is my enemy, just like he is your enemy too" Mason explained Anthony threw his head back in surprise and looked at Maria who gave him a nod and a soft chuckle "He is your enemy? Why? You don't like your brother? Does that mean you are a villain?" Mason suddenly felt uncomfortable "Don't act like you are all saint" Mason frowned "He was your brother-in-law and you never liked him either. Does that not make you a villain too?" "Can you guys just get along? Stop making this hard for me" Maria covered her face with her palm "How about you just explain the whole situation to your brother? He is starting to get on my nerves" Mason leaned his back on the chair and continue sipping his iced Americano "Anthony" Maria called "Mason needs our help" "And why do you think I should help a guy like him? He is rude and immature" "Just let that go. The one who gave him all this bruises is Jacob" "And so what? They are siblings who are meant to fight all day" "Let me just get straight to the point" Maria was also starting to get frustrated Why did she not think about how annoying Anthony can be sometimes "Grey Hennessy is planning to give Jacob all his inheritance when he dies" "What?" Anthony arched his brow "Why would he do that? I am pretty sure he has three sons including Jacob so why would Jacob be the only one receiving the inheritance?" "I know right? Don't you just feel bad for me and my brother?" Mason leaned forward, at ease that Anthony was slowly getting on the same page with them "I understand that you guys are his illegitimate son but still, that is not so good" Anthony sighed while Mason's eyes darkened Illegitimate? One of the words he hate most in this world One of the thing that has made him always lose to Jacob all his life It is just the fact that he is an illegitimate son . "You seems to know a lot about our family" the corner of his lips moved up "After Jacob's identity got revealed, I read a lot of magazines about you guys and I also watched the news" Anthony seems proud of himself "Anyways, what are you going to do now that your Father plans to give his whole to Jacob?" "We just have to make sure he does not" Maria replied "And how are we going to do that?" "Coming up with a plan" Mason was the one to reply this time "What plan?" Anthony asked "For now, we just have to make Jacob unreliab

Bob Bona, a flamboyant and hypersexualized individual who walks a fine line between the allure of pleasure and the allure of danger. Bob's flamboyant fashion sense and larger-than-life personality make him a notable figure in Pleasureville. Whether he is donning vibrant, eye-catching ensembles or pushing the boundaries of societal norms with his provocative style, Bob Bona stands out in a sea of vibrant personalities.

Murid pindahan dari negeri orange ini memiliki ikatan janji dengan sang ayah untuk menjadi terbaik dari yang terbaik di sekolah barunya dalam bentuk akademik maupun non-akademik. Namun bukannya menjadi lelaki berkepribadian membanggakan sesuai isi janji yang disepakati oleh kedua belah pihak, malah lelaki bernama Bob Ribon ini membuatnya hampir dikeluarkan oleh pihak sekolah karena kelakuan ilegalnya yang sangat melelahkan para guru SMA Pascal. Tapi ketika ada seseorang yang memapahnya untuk menepati sebuah janji tertulis itu, Pria berdarah Sunda-Belanda yang kerap disapa Ribon mulai mencintai gadis tersebut. Tapi, akankah lakon kisah mereka berjalan mulus?

Truck-kun claims another victim. This time, Ross, a thief that gets hit by a white Ford pickup truck while trying to run away from the cops. After death, much to his confusion, he doesn't go to hell or heaven. He ends up in a bright white room, face to face with a faceless man named Bob. Bob hates evil. But he grants Ross another chance at life, in another world, to eliminate evil in his name. A good bargain. But how would Ross, a lifelong deviant, fare as a righteous fighter of justice?

A purple Pixie, who loves a Kelpie, but winds up as consort to King Oberon. It is a lighthearted series of adventures involving lots of different Faery from various nations. No outright smut, but some suggestiveness and foul language.

Bob is a young accounting student, learning to navigate his life as a young adult, grief, friendships, his family life and discovering himself. And then there is NARRATOR.

Afari is a Sovereign of Pixies in the backwoods of Xatheral in Hanzuion. They have solid wizardries and are excessively hazardous of her obligation as a Sovereign and never let any other creatures lose her at the opposition or even a problematic condition. Yet, it changed when those Vampires attempted to take the entire world and turn each of the ladies to be their sex slaves. They even objective to have the Xatheral Woodland be their region — Vampires killed many people to lead the world calmly. Be that as it may, the Pixies are overprotective and don't believe their territory should be taken since they accept that Xatheral exists to be with them. The powers of Pixies Junior Leader can't win rivalry with the three Incredible Older folks. Particularly the mighty lord named Knight Lorcan. He poured everything he could and utilized his powers to seduce Afari and fool her.

Its my life not whole though LOL. its the half teenage journey and i am already not going with the flow . ya mom is upset and i am being a mess but i dont know it is funny or absurd but anyways chill lets catch to my story