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Lin Wan transmigrated into a book and became the stepmother of the male lead. Her husband was an undisputed big shot in commerce and was cold, decisive, and ruthless. Her stepsons were each more eccentric and difficult than the other... until they took part in a variety show as a family. Five families were competing, each of which was perfectly harmonious... Except for Lin Wan's family. Naturally, they were the control group once the variety show aired. Every other family would have scenes of the parents cooking and the children helping adorably, a picturesque sight of family harmony. On the other hand, Lin Wan and her three stepsons ignored each other as they had crackers and ham for their dinners amidst an eerie silence. At night, while the other families went out happily stargazing and moon-watching, Lin Wan and her stepsons told each other horror stories, leaving the viewers petrified! Netizens were flaming as they watched, but they soon noticed that the control group was changing... Even though the eldest son insisted that he disliked his stepmother, he sneaked off to buy her a scarf! The second son declared his favorite person was his father but voted for his stepmother instead! The third son was also caught putting his stepmother's favorite candy below her pillow! The netizens were shocked, but it's true: the tsundere stepsons were extraordinarily close with their stepmother!

Chu Feng crossed the Jiuzhou Continent and inherited the Ancestor God Blood Pearl, cultivating until he became a Peak Martial Emperor. By chance, he saved an exquisitely beautiful woman with whom he fell in love and married. Unexpectedly, the woman turned out to be the Empress of the Jiuzhou Empire, and after giving birth to twins, a dragon and phoenix, she left without saying goodbye. Through numerous rigorous cleansing and marrow-washing sessions conducted by Chu Feng, these young children astonishingly developed supreme Divine Runes within them, capable of suppressing all forms of energy across Jiuzhou. Three years later, while dull and adorable, the invincible but unaware siblings, took advantage of Chu Feng's secluded meditation during Crossing the Divine Tribulation, sneakily slipped out of the village, and embarked on a journey to find their mother.

In a world where martial artists reign supreme, strength is everything. Unfortunately, that logic doesn't apply to a certain Florida Man. Refined in the nuclear fallout wasteland, Leo was the strongest mutant alive. He carried an alien artifact, allowing him to exchange his lifespan for modern items. After 50,000 years of solitary life in a humanless world, he collected enough lifespan to transmigrate to another habitable world. Leo was later thrown into a mysterious planet. He soon discovered that his body produced radiation, and it mutated the surrounding plants and grasses. Worrying that he might ruin the beautiful planet, he chose to live in seclusion. Unfortunately, the local population soon discovered his existence, and a misunderstanding ensued.

Di dunia di mana seniman bela diri berkuasa, kekuatan adalah segalanya. Sayangnya, logika tersebut tidak berlaku untuk Florida Man tertentu. Dibentuk di gurun radiasi nuklir, Leo adalah mutan terkuat yang hidup. Dia membawa artefak alien yang memungkinkannya menukar umur hidupnya dengan barang-barang modern. Setelah 50.000 tahun kehidupan soliter di dunia tanpa manusia, dia mengumpulkan cukup umur hidup untuk berpindah ke dunia yang dapat dihuni. Leo kemudian dilemparkan ke planet misterius. Dia segera menemukan bahwa tubuhnya menghasilkan radiasi, dan itu memutasikan tanaman dan rumput sekitar. Khawatir bahwa dia mungkin menghancurkan planet yang indah, dia memilih untuk hidup menyendiri. Sayangnya, penduduk lokal segera menemukan keberadaannya, dan kesalahpahaman pun terjadi.

In einer Welt, in der Kampfsportler die Oberhand haben, ist Stärke alles. Leider gilt diese Logik nicht für einen gewissen Florida Man. Leo war der stärkste lebende Mutant, der im nuklearen Brachland entwickelt wurde. Er trug ein außerirdisches Artefakt bei sich, das es ihm ermöglichte, seine Lebensspanne gegen moderne Gegenstände einzutauschen. Nach 50.000 Jahren einsamen Lebens in einer menschenleeren Welt hatte er genug Lebenszeit gesammelt, um in eine andere bewohnbare Welt zu transmigrieren. Leo wurde später auf einen geheimnisvollen Planeten geworfen. Bald entdeckte er, dass sein Körper Strahlung produzierte, die die umliegenden Pflanzen und Gräser mutieren ließ. Da er befürchtete, den schönen Planeten zu ruinieren, entschied er sich für ein Leben in der Abgeschiedenheit. Unglücklicherweise entdeckte die örtliche Bevölkerung bald seine Existenz, und es kam zu einem Missverständnis.

``` —En un mundo donde los artistas marciales reinan supremos, la fuerza es todo. Desafortunadamente, esa lógica no se aplica a cierto Hombre de Florida. —Refinado en el páramo de la lluvia nuclear, Leo era el mutante más fuerte vivo. Portaba un artefacto alienígena, que le permitía intercambiar su esperanza de vida por artículos modernos. Después de 50,000 años de vida solitaria en un mundo sin humanos, reunió suficiente esperanza de vida para transmigrar a otro mundo habitable. —Leo fue después arrojado a un misterioso planeta. Pronto descubrió que su cuerpo producía radiación, y mutaba las plantas y hierbas circundantes. Preocupado por arruinar el hermoso planeta, eligió vivir en reclusión. —Desafortunadamente, la población local pronto descubrió su existencia, y surgió un malentendido. ```

"Mr. Watson, something terrible has happened.Your office has been smashed!" Just as Gilbert Watson’s rose-hued lips were inching toward Claire’s, his secretary rushed over in a panic. “Who the hell dares to be so bold?” "Mr. Watson, it’s... it’s a little boy, around four or five years old. He said you bullied his mommy." "Uh..." Gilbert instantly straightened up, his expression turning serious. "Mr. Watson, urgent news.Someone has stolen your project files!" While Gilbert was in the middle of a tense executive meeting, his secretary once again dashed in, flustered. "Outrageous! Who has the audacity?" "Three little boys, sir... they said you wronged their mommy." The room of executives struggled to hold back their laughter. Gilbert shrank back slightly and cleared his throat. "Ahem... Let’s continue the meeting."

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

Felix Ariel, seorang Floridian biasa, menemukan dirinya ditransportasikan ke sebuah kerajaan misterius di dunia lain. Namun, kesalahpahaman menyebabkan Felix tidak sengaja membunuh raja, yang mengakibatkan kematiannya yang tidak tepat waktu. Setelah kejadian tragis ini, roh Felix bertemu dengan sosok misterius yang mengidentifikasi diri sebagai leluhur Felix. Entitas ini mengklaim bahwa Felix telah dikutuk oleh seseorang yang tidak dikenal. Untuk keselamatan Felix, leluhur itu memberikannya sebuah sistem untuk pertahanan diri. Saat kembali ke Bumi, Felix menyadari bahwa dia akan ditransmigrasikan ke dunia alternatif pada siang hari karena kutukan yang masih tersisa. Untuk mempersiapkan transmigrasi tak terduga ini, Felix mengandalkan sistem tersebut, yang mengharuskannya mengumpulkan minyak dan emas untuk meningkatkan kemampuannya. Demikianlah dimulai misi Felix di dunia lain. Dengan sistemnya, dia membawa senjata api dan ambisi untuk menyebarkan kebebasan... demi kemakmuran dan kebebasan. ... Catatan penulis: Saya merasa kehabisan tenaga setelah mencoba menulis cerita serius yang penuh aksi. Jadi, kurasa aku akan kembali ke apa yang paling aku kuasai: menulis novel komedi yang konyol. Sekali lagi, ini adalah cerita satir. Harap bersiap untuk meme dan stereotip. Jangan anggap serius apapun. Terakhir, cerita ini berlangsung setelah Toko Umum Pria Florida di Dunia Kultivasi. MC adalah keturunan Leo. Anda tidak perlu membaca novel sebelumnya untuk memahami cerita ini, tetapi mereka yang sudah membacanya akan menikmati beberapa easter egg.

Felix Ariel, ein typischer Floridianer, fand sich in ein mysteriöses Königreich in einer anderen Welt transportiert. Allerdings führte ein Missverständnis dazu, dass Felix versehentlich den König tötete, was zu seinem vorzeitigen Tod führte. Nach diesem tragischen Ereignis begegnete Felix' Geist einem mysteriösen Wesen, das sich als Felix' Vorfahre zu erkennen gab. Diese Entität behauptete, dass Felix von einer unbekannten Person verflucht worden sei. Zu Felix' Schutz verlieh ihm der Vorfahre ein System zur Selbstverteidigung. Bei seiner Rückkehr zur Erde erkannte Felix, dass er aufgrund des anhaltenden Fluchs mittags in die andere Welt transmigiert werden würde. Um sich auf diese unerwartete Transmigration vorzubereiten, verließ sich Felix auf das System, das von ihm verlangte, Öl und Gold zu sammeln, um seine Fähigkeiten zu verbessern. So begann Felix' Abenteuer in der anderen Welt. Mit seinem System brachte er Schusswaffen und den Ehrgeiz mit, Freiheit zu verbreiten... für Wohlstand und Freiheit. ... Anmerkung des Autors: Ich bin ausgebrannt, nachdem ich versucht habe, eine ernsthafte, actiongeladene Geschichte zu schreiben. Also kehre ich wohl zu dem zurück, was ich am besten kann: einen dummen Komödienroman schreiben. Wiederum, dies ist eine Satire. Erwarte Memes und Stereotypen. Nimm nichts ernst. Zu guter Letzt spielt diese Geschichte nach "Florida-Mann's General Store in Cultivation World". Der Hauptcharakter ist Leos Nachkomme. Du musst den vorherigen Roman nicht gelesen haben, um diese Geschichte zu verstehen, aber diejenigen, die es getan haben, werden einige Easter Eggs genießen.