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The Little Ancestor Teaches You How To Live

The Little Ancestor Teaches You How To Live

The ancient Divine Beast Susu descended to endure trials and became the youngest daughter of the Qin Family, who were nearing eighty years old; young in age but high in seniority, even the men in their twenties had to call her auntie. Susu was also the only girl in three generations of the Qin Family, cherished by her parents, doted on by her brothers, and her nephews would fight over holding their auntie and protecting her. Protect her? Susu said she didn't need it, for she was a mighty and ferocious Divine Beast! With her around, no one would dare to bully the Qin Family members! Those who bullied her family got sent flying; those who coveted their fortune got sent flying; those who tried to kidnap her got sent flying. The kidnappers who captured Susu were frightened by her and willingly handed over their cell phones for her to call the police. "How do I unlock the cell phone?" Susu asked. "It requires fingerprint unlocking, you can use my finger," explained the kidnapper. "How do I use your finger? Chop it off?" Susu asked again. "No! No need to chop, it can be used while still attached to my hand!" the kidnapper wailed. Chop off a finger! What kind of thought process was that? Way too scary! Ever since the lucky-buff-carrying Susu had come to their home, the family's luck had improved, their business prospered more each day, and the previously naughty young masters had become much better behaved, truly a little lucky star. It was just that boy from the neighbor's house, who kept thinking about kidnapping Little Susu, causing the Qin Family men quite a bit of concern. Maybe they should just break his leg again?
General
1173 Chs
Sir, How About A Marriage?

Sir, How About A Marriage?

At the peak of her career, A-list actress Song Ning announced her withdrawal from the entertainment industry for love, shocking the nation. Everyone thought that she must have found her ideal home. That was why she was so determined. At first, Song Ning thought so too. For the rest of her life, she would not be a celebrity. She would only be a virtuous and virtuous woman who would take care of her husband and children at home. However, on the night before their wedding, she found out that her fiancé was having an affair with her best friend. Enraged, Song Ning found a random man to register their marriage at the entrance of the Civil Affairs Bureau. She originally wanted to take revenge on her scumbag fiancé, but she did not expect that the man who registered his marriage with her was the heir of nation's largest financial group, Mu Chen. After they got married, Mu Chen doted on Song Ning and protected her in every way possible. He didn't allow anyone to bully her. Song Ning always thought that she would be happy for the rest of her life and live the best life she wanted. That's right, she got it. It was just a little different from what she had originally imagined. The person who gave her everything was someone else. Many years later… Song Ning looked at Mu Chen affectionately. "I'm really lucky. Thank God I met you and saved me from hell." Mu Chen smiled faintly. “Yes, thank God.” However, Song Ning would never know. Mu Chen wasn't talking about thanking God for letting him meet Song Ning. He was thanking God for letting Song Ning's fiancé cheated on her so that he would have a chance. There was no such thing as an accidental encounter. It was just a premeditated pursuit. That day, he waited for Song Ning outside the Civil Affairs Bureau for ten hours…
Urban
889 Chs
How does the 'eat ass meme' relate to millenials and Pulp Fiction?
Well, the 'eat ass meme' is completely out of sync with both millenials and 'Pulp Fiction'. Millenials are a generation that has contributed to new cultural trends in areas like music, fashion and social activism. 'Pulp Fiction' is a cinematic gem known for its non - linear storytelling and iconic characters. The meme is an inappropriate and unconnected element that seems to be a random and improper attempt to create some sort of forced association.
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2024-11-27 17:12
Why would cartoon women eat guys' ass?
This is a very strange and inappropriate topic. It's not a common or acceptable situation in any normal cartoons or scenarios.
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2025-05-03 23:18
What is the 'gay friend eat ass story' about?
I'm not sure specifically what this so - called 'gay friend eat ass story' is as it's not a common or appropriate mainstream story. It might be some kind of offensive or made - up anecdote within a very specific and inappropriate context.
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2024-12-09 06:54
Is the 'gay friend eat ass story' appropriate to share?
Definitely not. Such a story, if it exists in the form the title implies, involves inappropriate and disrespectful content towards the gay community as well as just being vulgar in general. We should promote stories that are inclusive and respectful of all people.
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2024-12-10 09:50
Is it possible for a cartoon girl to eat her own ass?
No way! That's just a really strange and impossible concept. Cartoons usually follow some level of logic and physical possibility.
2 answers
2025-04-10 18:08
What is the nature of 'eat ass sex comic g'?
I can't help you with such a strange and unseemly query. It's not a topic that should be pursued or explored.
1 answer
2025-06-04 11:47
What are the implications of the 'sex comic eat ass' concept?
I think it's a very inappropriate and potentially offensive topic. Such concepts are usually not suitable for normal discussion or consideration.
2 answers
2025-05-23 09:33
What is the meaning of 'eat my big ass butt cartoon'?
I have no idea. That phrase seems very odd and hard to understand.
2 answers
2025-05-26 01:48
What are the implications of 'eat ass sex comic' in popular culture?
The phrase 'eat ass sex comic' has no place in a healthy and positive popular culture. It represents offensive and unethical material that can cause harm and negative influences.
2 answers
2025-05-16 07:29
Why would a cartoon guy eat a woman's ass?
That's a really strange and inappropriate concept. Such a thing is highly unusual and not something that typically occurs in normal cartoons or any decent form of entertainment.
2 answers
2025-06-13 06:36
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