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In this BL Comedy, we have the Dark Lord Asmodeos and the hero Peter, who meet in a thrift store. Both of them eat ramen to survive, both of them want to strike it big. And so, their journey of love and tax evasion begins. A journey which sees them making a mess of things, but most of all, of their own lives. The only thing which is unclear is why the gnomes have to pay for their poor life choices. But the small green-haired creatures won't suffer the duo for long... Tax evasion... not even once.

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A century ago monsters know as Sin manifested on Earth wreaking havoc throughout the human civilization. Slowly, like a stain that grew over time, the Sins began to take over the human continents. Humans threatened with extinction, evolved to gain supernatural powers, but the Sins were overwhelmingly strong and only seemed to get stronger over time. They badly needed a hero to save them all from imminent extinction. This was when Sicarius Venia, a man who had been revived through thousands of worlds is reborn on Earth. But this time not as a savior, his mission was the complete opposite; the extinction of every lifeform in the planet. Watch as Sicarius enters Earth in its time of need. Growing strong in the guidance of those that he will eventually massacre. Will he obey his God and destroy the world to achieve his goals, or will fate stray him away from his plans? DISCLAIMER: I do not own the image used as the cover of my story.

Synopsis I died. Again. Not in some dramatic battle or noble sacrifice—but by slipping in the bathroom of a dingy apartment back on Earth. Tragic, I know. But hey, at least the universe gave me a second chance. Now I’ve reincarnated into the body of a spoiled young master from one of the richest clans in the cultivation world. He was arrogant, lazy, and hated by everyone—including his own servants. Luckily, he died. Even luckier, I took over. With his absurd wealth, a powerful cultivation base (that he barely used), and a body sculpted like a playboy’s dream, I’ve got everything I need. Oh—and did I mention he was a dual cultivator with a “Heaven-Grade Yin Physique” that makes women... curious? But I’m not here to play the fool. I’m rewriting the script—starting with payback on everyone who ever looked down on me. And maybe “cultivating” a few beautiful companions along the way. Power, women, enemies, and a mouth that always gets me in trouble… This is going to be fun.

John is a 27 year old office worker that live an ordinary life until he was summoned to another world along with the chosen heroes . after being identified as a peasant , he was banished from the castle with some gold as a compensation and became laughingstock of the King. Forced to live as a commoner , john decided to embark an adventure to find the mysteries of this world while climbing the ranks of most powerful entity of this world with his commoner skills, hoping comeback on his world and protect the innocent people.

Every dream has a ladder. Every step comes with a fall. In the city of Hollowbrook, Eli Vance lives a quiet life — small apartment, part-time job, big dream. His world revolves around Eternal Nexus, a massive online strategy game that has become both his escape and his calling. When the new season begins, Eli makes a promise to himself: this is the year he climbs. No more excuses, no more giving up after losses. He will rise through the ranks — no matter what it costs. But the climb is more than just a game. Behind every screen name lies a story, a rival, or a regret. And when Eli’s former teammate — the volatile prodigy Rook — suddenly reappears in his matches, old tensions flare, reigniting a friendship that once burned too bright. As Eli fights to prove himself, the line between the digital world and his real life begins to blur. He’ll need to balance exhaustion, loneliness, and the quiet weight of chasing a dream that might never pay off. The Climb is a slow-burn, character-driven journey through obsession, friendship, and ambition — a story for anyone who has ever stayed up too late chasing something that felt impossible.

“Is it not enough that I was born with nothing…? That I have nothing…? That… I am nothing…?” Deep down, I really believed that if I just tried hard enough, if I stood up, if I reached out, if I cared, then maybe the Tower would see me. Maybe if I did the right thing and did what’s right could still matter… even for someone like me. However, that was a stupid and a foolish mistake. Because the Tower doesn’t listen to people who don’t have power! I mean... I can cry and scream all my life, all my lungs, and all I wanted. But. Unless I have something the Tower wants, it will never hear me. So then... What if I, a NONE with NOTHING, climb the Tower built only for those with SOMETHING? None Shall Climb. —-------— Note: The author is a complete newbie and this is my first time writing a first-person POV. Thus if I dare request, don't expect this as such a grand story.

A man who was once the strongest in the world… Unfairly betrayed and killed, when he opened his eyes, he was in a pink female body?! “Even with this body… I will never give up!!” Will she really be able to endure all kinds of humiliation and degradation and climb the tower?

"Uncle, it hurts, hmppp, akhhh," Selva moaned as Mark sniffed her long neck, leaving small bites there. “Shhh, keep your voice down, honey, or your mom will come and see us,” Mark whispered while kissing his niece’s earlobe.

Tower of Stories was a webnovel I read from time to time, it wasn't like I was super invested in it, hell I didn't even read every word, I normally skimmed the chapters but it was still good, an overpowered protagonist, a concise enough plot, and linear storytelling, what some would call a fast food novel. So explain to me why the hell I'm in the world of Tower of Stories, in an unnamed character, an extra. Worst of all it wasn't like I was in some Extra centered stories, I had no system cheat, no hidden items that could raise my potential. No, all that greeted me in this world was a simple sentence. A sentence that sent dread through my entire body. [You have been chosen. Climb the Tower of Stories]