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50,000 years ago, Hell was destroyed because of too much Foul from the resentment of the souls that later turned to Soul Eaters and devoured everything in their wake, leaving nothing of Hell. The gods above in Heaven, in order to take care of the newly-died souls, created the Afterlife Department comprised of grim reapers. Huo Ling was delivering food that day when he met Yi Bing and the guy gave him a warning. When he arrived to the customer's unit, he was killed. Huo Ling: you set up a death flag for me! Yi Bing: I'm a grim reaper. I'm the flag myself. Let me help you solve the mystery of your death. Huo Ling: your sister! Alternative title: The Different Ways I Died at 23 Update: daily

Mo Lin has been appointed as the Head of Yin Department in Yedou, the city of ghosts, and returned to Earth with the Ghost Suppression Book. Though the Earth has already been occupied by evil spirits, Mo Lin is way powerful than them. "Young man, don't go out at night. There are ghosts outside, it's too scary." "Ghosts? Sorry, I'm not afraid. The more ghosts there are, the more excited I get."

[Incoming Transmission…] Sender: D.O.P.E. Headquarters Security Clearance: RED Subject: Emergency Reader Recruitment You were just another clueless soul, living your life thinking horror movies were a joke and demons were just edgy Halloween costumes. You were wrong. Horribly. Hilariously. Dangerously wrong. Welcome to D.O.P.E.—Department of Paranormal Entities, the frontline defense between humanity and the literal nightmares leaking out of Hell. And guess what? You’ve just been recruited. This is not your typical web novel. Expect: Extreme horror (The kind that messes with your sleep schedule) Non-stop laughter (Because fear and comedy are best friends here) Adult jokes and inappropriate thoughts (You’ve been warned) Two idiotic heroes trying their best not to die—or get hung upside down by their demon coach If you're easily offended, easily scared, or allergic to sarcasm, now’s your chance to tap out. Still here? Good. Your options: Add this novel to your collection. Read at least 10 chapters and get addicted to this novel. Drop a comment at the end of each chapter or face spiritual judgment by our ghostly HR team. Prepare to become part of something bigger. Way bigger. Like, Hell-vs-Humanity bigger. Failure to comply may result in unauthorized spectral activity in your room. You’ve been warned. [Mission Log Updated: Add D.O.P.E. to Library] Threat Level: Class F to SSS (Good luck) Survivability Rate: ...decreasing. Welcome to D.O.P.E. You're not ready. But you're here. Let's go. [Transmission Ends.] WARNING:

When Zhou Yi woke up, he realized he had become an executioner at the Demon-Slaying Department in Great Qian. It was a time where demons roamed the earth and terrorized all living beings, where the balance of the world began to shift. As an executioner, every demon that Zhou Yi had executed would fetch him rewards, varying from the Huang-ting Scripture to the Purple Ying Sword, the Flat Peach Spiritual Root, the Five-colored Immortal Bull, the Tiangang Spell, the Disha Divine Arts, and many more. This was the story of a man who roamed the nine heavens and ten hells, the story of a man who paced his way to immortality.

"Congratulations, You Have Died! Would You Like to Subscribe to Corporate Hell?" Ephraim Larkspur didn't expect to wake up after dramatically yeeting himself off a bridge, but he definitely didn't expect to wake up as a fresh recruit in the afterlife's most underpaid, overworked startup: the Savior System Department. The job description? Travel to different worlds, play the role of cannon fodder, and rescue trapped Mission Takers from bad endings before they permanently glitch out of existence. The benefits? None. The salary? Negative. The uniform? A corporate-looking uniform that would make even the most patient saint commit workplace violence. With a snarky, charming, wife-loving System partner whispering in his ear and a whole roster of doomed, beautiful characters waiting to be saved (or accidentally seduced) across countless worlds, Ephraim's afterlife is about to be a never-ending shitpost with existential consequences. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ World 1: You know the trope — the male lead woos the main character, sells him the dream of a romantic forever… only for the MC to discover he’s just a stand-in for the guy’s one true love. The white moonlight. Ephraim wakes up as said white moonlight, Larkspur. Ephraim: “…Well… at least I’m hot?” World 2 (upcoming): In this world, heroes and villains are so different they have separate schools. Ephraim wakes up as a villain attending the Grand Academy of Villainy and Evil and is feeling pretty smug — a big-shot villain should have no problem completing his mission. …Then he notices something weird. Why is the school so massive? Why are the students huge? Are they… Titans? He glances down. Oh. He’s a rabbit. A villainous rabbit.

———— DISCONTINUED ———- Zafyra has been pampered for the first 5 years of her life. Living the carefree, rich life. Enjoying playing soccer with her parents and especially with her childhood friend/hopefully future fiancé. Thinking that nothing wrong could happen, suddenly her life takes a big turn. Her parents die in a car crash and she miraculously survives. Quickly after, she ends up alone without any family and left only being able to fend for herself. She gets put into an abusive foster home in a street where a famous underworld gangster group happens to own the territory. The only thing that makes her feel close to her parents is her passion to play soccer. Due to this she creates friends in the neighborhood that happen to be the children of the underworld gang members. Luckily, they all bond together due to their own individual passion for the game. They grow up together and learn together the necessary skills to inherit their own place in the underworld group. With no exception of Zafyra joining the friend group. Will Zafyra ever learn about her past? Will she ever know what happened to the little boy she used to play with? How come nobody from her family claimed her? What secrets did her parents hold? Will she ever find out?

Look, I was just trying to take a nap. A normal desk nap during my unpaid lunch break. Next thing I know, I woke up in the underworld surrounded by floating paperwork, ghost secretaries, and a reaper with anxiety issues who tells me: “Oops. Wrong Vanessa.” Excuse me?? Cool. Love that for me. In the land of the dead, only one intern works overtime. I didn’t sign up for this. I just wanted a nap.

Neo Kaluim works for a boss he has the hots for. In his boss's magical department store, he has been promoted to her personal assistant, but faces pushback from customers and employees alike. On the other hand, his boss, Aurora, is enigmatic and strange, yet seductive and alluring. Will he get pressured into resignation by both Aurora and his peers, or will he fall into the arms of the slightly unstable boss?

Throughout the ages, this land has been plagued by evil.Thousands of years ago, a great change occurred in the heavens and earth, and a city of Kyoto appeared in the Jiuzhou.In the southeast of the city, there is a courtyard called the Zhenyousi.Since then, it has been suppressing evil day after day and year after year.A nine-level demon-suppression guard accidentally obtained a black stone and was arranged by a group of old guys to become the ruler of this place.A white-haired man who constantly reincarnates, a grandmother who likes to raise big demons, and a red-robed man with narrow eyes and excellent beauty.Thousands of years have passed, the heavens and earth have returned to normal, but why is this land full of evil?Is it a natural disaster or a man-made disaster?

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