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balls are week and sensitive, vaginas take a pound i NG, cuz they want to act like pussies so what would you do honey?!

Immediately after winning the World Golf Championship, I fell to my knees in shock before my darling, frantically slapping my own face. "I deserve to die! I shouldn't have stolen Kael's championship title." Genevieve, still unsatisfied, twisted all my joints and used me as a human flagstick for Kael on the green. A golf ball struck hard between my legs, and she yanked my hair, forcing me to use my mouth to carry the ball into the hole. When I opened my eyes again, I was back on the day of the competition. Seeing Genevieve storming towards me in a rage, a sudden realization hit me. I was the true business tycoon all along!

After dying in a tragic accident, 25-year-old Sung-won wakes up back in his teenage body—with one huge difference: a mysterious voice declares him a VIP user of the "Super Golf System." Now 16 again, Sung-won gets a second chance to pursue the dream he abandoned—becoming a professional golfer. Armed with the System’s swing analysis, passive stat boosts, and performance tracking, he begins training relentlessly to gain entry into the elite Seoul ProVision Golf Academy. But the world of competitive golf is far more brutal and advanced than he ever imagined. Top-ranked prodigies, powerhouse rivals with national sponsorships, and prodigies like the cold-blooded Lee Tae-hun and iron-willed Choi Jin-tae dominate the youth circuit. Sung-won, a no-name rookie with no backing and no coach—except a grumpy retired pro—must grind his way to the top through intense training, local tournaments, and mental warfare on the green. Every swing is a step toward redemption. Every victory chips away at fate. And the System? It's only just begun unlocking its true potential.

Ryouta Asakura never expected to be reincarnated, let alone into the body of a frail, delicate-looking teenager in a world eerily similar to modern Earth. With a weak constitution and long, silky hair, his androgynous appearance often causes misunderstandings, much to his frustration. Struggling to find his place, Ryouta’s only goal is to make money and live comfortably—until his friend Kenji drops a life-changing idea on him. "If you wanna get rich and score a girl, pick a sport! Golf is booming, and it’s full of beautiful players!" The moment those words sink in, a sudden notification rings in Ryouta’s mind—[Golf System Activated!]. Thrust into the competitive world of golf, Ryouta now has a system that grants him skills, challenges, and rewards as he navigates tournaments, elite academies, and the high society of golf. But his troubles don’t end there. His graceful looks and baggy clothing often lead to awkward encounters, like when a top female golfer mistakes him for a girl while he’s observing the course. "Miss, are you lost? This is the players’ area." "I'm not a girl!" Between proving his identity, mastering a sport he barely understands, and resisting the system’s ridiculous charm-based side quests, Ryouta’s path is anything but smooth. But with every swing of the club, he inches closer to wealth, victory, and maybe—just maybe—the romance Kenji promised. Will Ryouta dominate the golf world, or will his mistaken identity drive him crazy first?

A series of quotes so profound, Shakespeare would plop his knees and nimble on these succulent cherries. Some stolen, but you can't prove that.

BALLS IN YOUR JAWS BABY UEAHHHHJ Uh man obsessed with ball, but does what it in his jaws? Or does jaws want to be his balls? HMMMMMMMMMM

Space opera, Regency romance, and an invitation to an Imperial ballroom among the stars ...<br><br>Captain Catherine Everington loves her starship, her crew, and their mission of interplanetary exploration. New worlds beckon, and Kit's always wanted to discover them. But a summons from her mother brings a reminder of Kit's family obligations, including the title and place she'd once given up among glittering Regency society, on the capitol planet.<br><br>The Regency is ending, and the new Emperor will take the Galactic Throne, which means he'll need to choose an Empress. But Arthur has never been a conventional heir, and he's fascinated by discoveries and languages and new frontiers. And an unconventional starship Captain with a love of the unknown might be exactly who he needs ...

K.W pj. noise+focus+balls+uncommon

Qin Yao opens her eyes and finds herself transmigrated from a post-apocalyptic world into the body of an ancient peasant woman. Her family consists of four stepchildren needing care. A good-for-nothing husband, who has nothing but looks, is causing a ruckus. They live in a thatched hut, without a grain of rice, the family is emaciated like refugees. If that wasn't enough, someone even comes to collect debts! Anger rises in Qin Yao's heart, and she kicks the wretched husband out, "Debt collector, feel free to just beat him to death!" The four stepchildren: !!! With the world quieted, Qin Yao rolls up her sleeves to revive the family. Hunting, carrying bags, fighting bandits, she's an expert in all. But facing the fields, with her back to the sky, and her face to the earth, even a top-tier fighter from the post-apocalyptic world waves her hand: Can't take it! Really can't take it! Qin Yao scratches her head: In the ancient times where agricultural taxes are extremely high, how can I avoid farming? At this moment, the lazy husband who was sent away to die (twisting and crawling) (struggling to stand up) (screaming and roaring): My dear! I think I can be saved!

# 1V1 # NOBLELADY The female general has transmigrated to the future. When she opened her eyes, she saw someone snatching a child. She reached out without much thought, but who would have thought the little girl would hug her and say, “Mom, don’t throw me and Brother away!” Since the female general couldn’t go back, she raised her children and educated them. She beat up scumbags and saved men, and achieved another brilliant life. In the face of outrageous people, she was an ice queen. Grandma, sister-in-law, do any of you deserve my time? Faced with her children, it was like a spring breeze in summer. “Little Xing, you’re so smart! Shi Tou, you’re also a good baby!” In the face of men, she was indifferent. “Leave if you want to. You have legs, right? Go on then, I won’t walk you out.” She was a woman with thousands of faces. Even in another world, she was still the most dazzling one.