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PORN

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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
Fantasy
4 Chs
Porter X

Porter X

if only things were as easy as God had planned. during creation, God had created 9 worlds with various species to habit it while creating a TREE to govern them. it was said to be the most beautiful tree among all God had created and as such every species created where deprived the right to eat from it and among those species were Man who later on Disobeyed. God felt heartbroken and angered but he couldn't destroy all he had created but instead left man punishment to the hands of the Tree later known to man as "THE WORLD TREE" and to others as "YGGDRASIL" while he sealed up the heavens and just watch from above. Feeling angered towards man for stealing from its precious fruit the TREE sought out all means necessary to retrieve back the long lost fruit that had been eaten which had contained substance later known as Mana had change the genetic structures of some of the humans giving them magic powers or ability after birth while those who werent blessed with powers became the regular among the others. Before man decided to give birth, the tree had meet up with other species from other worlds since it was link to them and entice them with his fruit of magic, those that fell became its pawn and those that didnt ignored but what they expected were different until man gave birth to it first child which came about the first dungeon. History has it that it took 500 years after mans population had grown spontaneously to even shut down one of the oldest dungeons after countless outbreak that almost made the human species extinct. It was at that period a prophecy came into the ears of every race and those who knew began preparing for the future while those who knew and where working for YGGDRASIL became willing to secretly kill the child of prophecy while hiding most of all the truths of the past from reality. Meanwhile at this present age the so called child of prophecy had began to live his life just to make sure that he survives with his kid sister and those he made friends with while he secretly questions his lost of memories and lack of ability. but things changed after he came face to face with death... →→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→ →→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→
Fantasy
28 Chs
What are the characteristics of poro comics?
Poro comics often feature cute or funny characters and focus on light-hearted and humorous themes. They might have a style that attracts a younger audience with their easy-to-follow plots.
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2025-04-21 01:05
What is the raw content of poro demon manga like?
The raw content of poro demon manga is usually quite intense and might have some explicit or dark themes.
2 answers
2025-06-07 06:46
What is the nature of an old poro caricaturist's work?
An old poro caricaturist's work might show a depth of experience and a distinct artistic approach. It could focus on various subjects and use different techniques to convey a message or create an impact.
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2025-05-22 14:41
How to edit a foto into a cartoon?
Well, there are a few ways. One common method is to use apps specifically designed for this purpose, such as PicsArt. These apps usually have presets and tools that make the editing process quite straightforward. Another option is to learn some basic techniques in graphic design software like GIMP and do the editing manually for more customized results.
1 answer
2025-05-06 15:45
How to make a cartoon foto?
You can use graphic design software like Adobe Photoshop or Illustrator. They have tools that allow you to draw and manipulate images to create a cartoon foto.
2 answers
2025-04-09 09:04
What is the nature of caricatura foto?
Caricatura foto is usually a form of artistic expression that exaggerates or simplifies features for a humorous or satirical effect.
2 answers
2025-04-22 21:19
What are the characteristics of foto cartoon?
Foto cartoons usually combine real photos with cartoon elements, creating a unique and visually appealing style.
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2025-04-23 16:19
How to edit a foto cartoon?
Editing a foto cartoon depends on what you aim to achieve. If it's color correction, tools like hue/saturation adjustment can help. For adding or removing elements, the clone stamp or selection tools are useful. Just make sure to save your progress frequently.
2 answers
2025-04-25 20:34
What are the characteristics of a 'foto caricatura'?
A 'foto caricatura' usually exaggerates certain features for a humorous or artistic effect. It might play with proportions, colors, or expressions to make the subject stand out and be more visually interesting.
2 answers
2025-03-28 02:54
What are the characteristics of a 'foto caricature'?
Well, a foto caricature typically stands out for its ability to capture the essence of the subject and then magnify or distort specific elements. It can use bold lines, vivid colors, and creative distortions to make a statement or create a humorous impression. Sometimes, it might even add elements that weren't originally present to enhance the overall effect.
1 answer
2025-03-30 10:55
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