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willy santos skateboard frog smoking blunt

willy santos skateboard frog smoking blunt

Strongest Frog Summon

Strongest Frog Summon

High schooler Shinozaki Yuuta was just your average Japanese teen: addicted to absurdly overpowered mobile games, dodging homework, and secretly hiding a stash of very questionable dating sims. But one fateful afternoon, while grinding an infinite-wave mage survival game and crossing the street at the same time (bad combo), Yuuta meets his doom via Tokyo’s most notorious killer: Truck-kun. Next thing he knows, he’s been reincarnated... as a frog. Not just any frog—a pathetic, squishy, level-one mage frog, plopped into a terrifying world swarming with endless monsters. But the rules of the game he was playing are applyed: each time he levels up, he gets to choose one out of three magic spells, and if he picks the same spell eight times... it evolves into something absurdly, comically overpowered. After dying once, Yuuta respawns in a mysterious black space where coins droped by the killed monsters becomes a currency, where he can buy powerful frog evolutions and ancient magical artifacts. Driven by pure confidence of his ability to respawn and a desire to avoid ever dying again, Yuuta goes on a rampage, fighting monsters like a maniac until he becomes an unstoppable, world-ending, spell-flinging frog king. Bored out of his mind centuries later, he receives a strange message: > A summoner is calling. Will you accept? Curious—and desperate for entertainment—he says yes. Now summoned into a world of beast tamers and summoners, Yuuta finds himself contracted to a weak bullied boy who dreams of revenge to those who bullied him and build a harem. But Yuuta, robbed of his humanity (and a certain important organ), has no intention of helping his summoner chase girls or vengeance. What follows is a chaotic, comedy-packed adventure full of misunderstandings, magical mayhem, and the slow, reluctant bond between a horny thirsty frog (who wants to turn back into a human) and a revenge- harem obsessed kid. Magic. Monsters. Madness. Waifus. And one very pissed-off frog for not having his manhood.
Fantasy
29 Chs
Willy & Chrissy

Willy & Chrissy

Will I survive without her? My demons hunt me, am I going to live or not? Should I go back? So many unanswered questions. How could I possibly go back, where would I even start from, but she was my world she was my solar system am I just going to throw all that away? All those bitter sweet memories? Burnt to ash by betrayal. One thing is for sure I'll never be the same after this. After a tragic break up that shatters my cardiac muscle into a thousand microscopic pieces, I decide it's time to stop running away from my past and just accept things as they are, if I'm ever going to live I need to do this, happiness is a drug, I became a drug addict for nearly two years but now that my drug ( Christine) left I'm left to deal with the withdrawals. She drained me, all girls are the same I casually remind myself I'll never trust a single one of them. But maybe just maybe the one at the end is different. The past four years have been really difficult for me, but she moved on like it was nothing, oh how cruel these girls are, she ate my insides and left not a shred of happiness all I see is depression, anxiety, suffering and futility day in day out. After dating for nearly a year and a half it felt like she was the one for William, William thought it would last forever like in the movies but life is a tall glass of dirt and ash, it's here to bite me in the ass. Love is a twisted curse, she will find us all, she will make us all happy but then she will take everything we love and cherish away from us. We will cry and gravel but it won't be returned to us. Sometimes the beauty of something can be seen in it's ugliness. But so far even without her I'm ok aren't I? well let's find out together shall we? Welcome to "Willy and Chrissy"
Teen
16 Chs
Why is there a cartoon of a girl smoking a blunt?
Maybe it's trying to show some kind of negative behavior or just for shock value.
2 answers
2025-04-06 21:25
Why is the comic guy smoking a blunt?
Could be that he's trying to fit in with a certain crowd or just experimenting. However, it's a risky and unhealthy behavior.
1 answer
2025-11-11 14:22
Why is there a cartoon of a French dog smoking a blunt cigar?
I have no idea. It's probably just someone's strange imagination or a form of satire.
3 answers
2025-04-18 15:44
What is the scene like of a weed guy smoking a blunt in the cartoon?
It's probably a rather laid-back and maybe a bit rebellious scene. You might expect a relaxed posture and maybe some smoke effects.
2 answers
2025-09-27 01:57
Who is Jovan Santos in the 'jovan santos big story'?
I don't really know who Jovan Santos is in this context. He could be an ordinary person who had an extraordinary experience that became a big story, or he might be someone known in a specific circle like a local community, a particular profession, or a social group.
2 answers
2024-12-04 01:53
What are the characteristics of blunt cartoon?
Blunt cartoons are known for their directness. They might use strong colors and have characters or elements presented in a clear and unadorned way. The simplicity helps to make the main idea stand out.
1 answer
2025-04-29 12:20
What are the characteristics of caricatures of Santos?
The caricatures of Santos typically employ creative and exaggerated techniques. They might distort his face or body proportions to create a comical or critical representation. These caricatures can be found in various forms of media like newspapers, magazines, or online platforms.
1 answer
2025-04-09 22:25
What is the style of Santos in caricature?
Santos in caricature often has exaggerated features and a humorous expression to make the character stand out and create a comical effect.
3 answers
2025-06-04 11:50
How to draw a caricature of Santos?
To draw a caricature of Santos, first, focus on his most prominent characteristics. Maybe it's his smile or a particular expression. Then, use bold lines and vibrant colors to make the drawing stand out. Experiment with proportions to create a humorous effect.
2 answers
2025-07-04 21:50
Blunt in learning, tired in making sentences
The meaning of "slow learning and tired work" was that as long as a stupid person studied hard, he could also achieve success. The following is a sentence about being dull in learning and tiring out one's skills: We must have the spirit of being dull in learning and tiring out one's skills to make progress.
1 answer
2025-01-11 13:36
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