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I am Racist. … I mean, my name is Racis T. I swear. Please don’t cancel me before chapter 1. Anyway, I was a stand-up comedian. Not the good kind who gets Netflix specials. The kind who gets hit with beer bottles and told to “Meet me backstage. You’ll get one more mic.” One night, I was performing in a bar so shady, even cockroaches walked in with bodyguards. It was full of tattooed bikers who drink engine oil, smoke burnt rubber, lick silencers, cry over their exes, and still believe their fists are a valid debate technique. And there I was—trying to make them laugh using yo mamma jokes and dark humor so black it should’ve come with a flashlight and some cotton. They didn’t laugh. I kept going. One of them pulled out a gun. I cracked a joke. He cracked my skull. Bullet. Brain. Curtains. Boom. But here’s the funny part: I always wanted to be a successful comedian. Maybe get a standing ovation. But what I got was Uncontrollable Blood Ovulation. Still, I had dreams, man. Big dreams. Make people laugh. Marry someone who doesn't need two chairs to sit. Eat three meals a day, Own a yacht (the humble kind with a helipad) I wasn’t greedy. I would have donated 0.01% of my wealth to charity. I only wanted 99% of everything. But fate, karma, God, or probably the trends of Webnovel had other plans. Because instead of resting in peace… I woke up in another world. A fantasy world full of monsters, heroes, magic, kingdoms, war… And zero comedy clubs. Just my luck. So now I’ve got a second life, a rude system, and maybe a power or two. But being a Hero is secondary. First, I am gonna roast dragons, clown on kings, incest—invest, I mean invest and make the whole world laugh until they cry—or kill me again. Either way… Welcome to the story of the most dangerous thing in every world— A man who won’t shut up. ——— ——— ——— Support Me - ko-fi.com/khyaal Join My Discord For Reference Arts and much more - https://discord.gg/zmUcswM2N5

|SEASON 1 OF BILL AND THE WHISTLING DEATH| |9X FEATURED · WATTPAD CREATORS PROGRAM · 2025 BEST RISING AUTHOR OF THE YEAR SHORTLIST · PAID STORY ON INKSPIRED!| #SupportHistoricalLGBTQVoices A troubled veteran attempts to forget the past by volunteering at Patriots Point Naval and Maritime Museum, but it proves difficult when he's close to the plane that changed his life forever--the Corsair. *** Retired Navy pilot William Beckington never planned to move on after The Incident and has lived with the guilt for seventy years. After failed attempts with PTSD counselors, his daughter recommends that he begin volunteering on the aircraft carrier CV-10 in Charleston, South Carolina. Reluctantly, Bill agrees, but his decision proves difficult when he stumbles back into the world of Corsairs, the plane he'd rather forget. Seeing that The Incident still haunts him, Bill's new friends attempt to help him remember his long-lost joy; he attends Bulldog Tours, learns the stories of other veterans, and strangely finds himself near the Corsair more than he would like. While nothing will free his mind from the traumatizing Incident, Bill must find a way to push past his grief and guilt to live the life he is meant to live--and rekindle his best friend's legacy before he succumbs. *** *There is a queer side character in this story, but it remains relatively quiet and is not the story's primary focus.* *Moral Lesson: "Loss hurts, but it's not the end of the world."* *Word Count: 50,000-52,000* Are you curious about the airplanes we have at Patriots Point? Feel free to check them out! https://www.patriotspoint.org/things-to-do/aircraft

Bill Hawkins owns a bed-and-breakfast in the small mountain town of Middleton. He loves his life, his family, and his friends. The only thing missing is someone to call his own. A man he can love who will love him in return.<br><br>Erik King takes off when he catches his boyfriend in bed with another man. He's looking for somewhere away from that city. Perhaps a small town where life is less hectic and the people are friendly. What he is not looking for is a new man in his life.<br><br>When a winter snowstorm lands Erik at Bill's B&B, he finds the younger man too interesting, and goes on the run, again. The question becomes, will he realize he can't run from his feelings and return in time to celebrate Thanksgiving—and admit to Bill that he cares for him -- giving them both a reason to be thankful?

ท่ามกลางดอกซากุระเมืองไทยที่ร่วงโรยผมก้มคุกเข่าเอื้อมมือจับมือหนาของอีกคน “พี่คลื่น ตั้งแต่วันนี้เป็นต้นไปพี่คลื่นไม่ต้องทำงานแล้วนะ บิลจะเป็นคนหาเลี้ยงพี่คลื่นเอง พี่คลื่นอยากได้อะไรบิลก็จะหามาให้ เพราะฉะนั้นแต่งงานกับบิลนะ” หยิบแหวนที่เตรียมไว้ในกระเป๋าจัดการสวมมันแหวนฝาขวดโซดาราคาไม่แพงถูกใส่ที่นิ้วนางของอีกคนอย่างพอดี “แม้แหวนนี้จะเป็นเพียงแค่แหวนจากฝาขวดโซดาธรรมดาแต่ความรักของบิลที่มีต่อพี่คลื่นก็ไม่เคยเปลี่ยนแปลง คิมิโนโตะนะพี่คลื่น”

Garry, a young man in South Carolina, faces a terrifying ordeal when his mother's phone calls become increasingly disturbing. As he investigates the strange occurrences, he uncovers a dark secret about a malevolent spirit, Bill Wicepher, that haunts his hometown. Garry must confront his fears and battle the supernatural forces to protect himself and his mother.

He survived the war on the front. Now he faces the war at home. In his mind and in his yard.

I’m sad but I smile That’s my life

Secret wife for three years—just his white-moonlight stand-in. The day the real one returns, I hand him divorce papers and disappear with the pregnancy test. Now the ruthless billionaire is tearing up the city, begging me back— too late. I’m the light he’ll never catch.

After an unceremonious death by gaming-induced heart attack, a cynical couch potato finds himself reincarnated in a fantastical world, saddled with a sentient, wisecracking 'Chuckle-Verse Interface' that demands he perform increasingly absurd comedic feats to survive and thrive. Prepare for peak hilarity. Hope you like this one. Add it to your library if you like it. I'm active and will update consistently. You don't need to worry about me ghosting this.

After Bill Cosby gets killed he reincarnates into a Martial World! Before he reincarnates he speaks with a Reincarnation Council telling him he will live a horrible life for what he did. Then he is sent off but encounters another Council who gives him the ability of negromancy: a rare cheat skill that allows him to resurrect all the dead blacks. This is joke, if it offends you explain why. Plus if you think we are serious about this story your dumb. Making fun of Bill Cosby not anyone or anything else. ———————- Thx to Bill Cosby for cover Credit: whwhwhsheh