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Isekai Customer Service Is A Joke!

Isekai Customer Service Is A Joke!

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"
Fantasy
29 Chs
The System Thinks I'm a Joke (But I'll Take OP)

The System Thinks I'm a Joke (But I'll Take OP)

Kai's life sucks. Born with meridians like a cracked teacup, he can't hold Qi and is the laughingstock of his cultivation clan. After his jealous "best friend" frames him and has him dumped in a monster-infested forest to die, Kai hits rock bottom – bruised, broken, and literally beast-chow. Enter the System. Just when Kai curses his fate, a shimmering blue screen pops up: "The Absolute Bullshit Cultivator System Activated!" Its name is ridiculous, its attitude sarcastic ("Peak Level Trash" status, really?), but its gifts? Instant. A healing elixir patches him up. A movement technique downloads straight into his brain. Powerful pills flood his dantian with more Qi than he's ever felt. Suddenly OP? Kinda. Kai isn't a god... yet. But dodging a charging Razorback Boar with impossible, lightning-crab speed? Check. Leading spirit beasts on frustrating chases while laughing like a maniac? Check. This "bullshit" system just turned the world's biggest loser into its luckiest cheat code. His mission now? Survive the woods. Get stronger. Unlock more absurd system perks. And absolutely wreck the faces of everyone who threw him away. With a sarcastic AI in his head and the universe's cheat codes at his fingertips, Kai's path to becoming stupidly overpowered begins with one simple step: running away really, really fast. And maybe embracing the absolute bullshit. The path to OP starts here. Get ready for face-slapping, fast progression, and a system that thinks it's hilarious.
Fantasy
23 Chs
Doomsday Tweet
In the search results provided, he did not find any relevant information about the novels recommended by the long post-apocalyptic tweets.
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2025-01-11 07:41
Bookmark Tweet
Bookmark Tweet was a kind of online literature marketing method. It referred to the online literature platform where the author inserted some " bookmark " in his own work to guide the reader to click on these bookmark and jump to other related works or platforms. This kind of marketing method could help authors promote their works, increase the exposure and traffic of their works, and at the same time, bring more revenue to the platform. While waiting for the TV series, you can also click on the link below to read the classic original work of " A Record of a Mortal's Journey to Immortality "!
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2024-10-18 15:15
A joke is a joke
Cold jokes were a form of humor in literature. They made people laugh through short and concise storylines and clever language expressions. These jokes were usually presented in unexpected, absurd, exaggerated, and other ways to trigger people's laughter and joy. Although there were many cold jokes in the search results, due to the subjective nature and uniqueness of the content, it was impossible to provide a specific hilarious cold joke. If you need more cold jokes, please search the relevant websites or read the relevant books.
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2025-01-17 00:00
Fictional Tweet: Love
Here are some recommended love novels: 1. " Her Little Dimples ": This was a sweet school novel that told the sweet story of a problematic teenager and a timid transfer student. 2. " Him and Her Cat ": This novel is an eSports novel. The male protagonist is a cold eSports demon king, and the female protagonist is a gentle streamer. Their daily life was very sweet, and the ending was perfect. 3. The Book Has Its Own Beauty: No specific information about this novel was provided. 4. " Wifey, Please Be Quiet ": This was a light novel about the daily life of love. It told the story of a female protagonist who returned to ten years ago by chance and met the male protagonist again and slowly developed their relationship. 5. " I Have Countless Matchmaking Destinies ": This novel tells the story of a male protagonist's adventures on the road to matchmaking. After he obtained the system, he met all kinds of novel matchmaking targets and special abilities. Please note that the novels recommended above may be personal preferences. The specific content and quality need to be read and evaluated by yourself.
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2025-01-11 17:43
Age difference Tweet
be ignorant of " Ink Rain Clouds " was adapted from the famous author of Yuewen Group, Qian Shan Tea Guest's " The Daughter of a Diwife ". The original work was also very exciting. Click on the link below to start reading!
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2024-10-17 07:54
Tweet novel blogger
The following are some recommended Twitter-novel bloggers: 1. " Doomsday's Gate ": This novel covers sci-fi, fantasy, and sword and magic elements. The male protagonist may fit the image of the Diablo genre. 2. The male protagonist of this novel had a noble and elegant appearance, but his heart was paranoid and gloomy. He fit a certain image. 3. Xuan Ri: This is a completed novel. The author, Zhi Chu, has a unique style of writing. The male protagonist has a disorder and obsessive-compulsive disorder. 4. Lord Koi: " I recommended the novel " Palace Wall Willow ". The video quality is very high." 5. [What to Chat About?] The content of the video went with the meal. Not only did it recommend novels, but it also shared some snacks. 6. Tweet Sweep: The video's rhythm is relaxed and happy, and there will also be a young brother appearing in the video. 7. [The villain is still surnamed Big: The recommended article is very attractive, but it may be more suitable for the audience who have already seen the article.] 8. Half a bowl of sauce: There are many types of recommended articles, some are popular, and some are relatively niche. 9. The mirror in the video was very cute. It was recommended by an accent fan. The above are some recommended Tweet novel bloggers. I hope they will be helpful to you.
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2025-01-01 23:59
Tweet by the go-to guy
The content of Ganfanren's tweets included " Wei and Jin Ganfanren,"" Taotie's cubs are lying red in the baby's rice,"" Taotie's No. 9 gourmet window," and so on. These tweets were all about Ganfanren's stories or novels related to Ganfanren. Among them," Wei Jin Gan Fan Ren " was an ancient construction work that told the story of a female protagonist who traveled back to the Wei Jin period. The story of " Taotie's Baby is Lying Red in the Baby Complex " was about a gluttonous little Taotie. The specific content of the other tweets needed further understanding.
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2024-12-25 19:07
Doomsday novel Tweet
Here are some recommendations from doomsday novels: 1. Back to the Beginning of the Apocalypse: The story takes place at the beginning of the apocalypse. The protagonist awakens his superpower to fight against the apocalypse and save mankind. 2. " Survival in the Apocalypse Crisis ": The protagonist, Ye Fu, unexpectedly awakened her space ability three months before the apocalypse, and she used her ability to survive in the apocalypse. 3. " I Farming to Save the World in the Apocalypse ": The protagonist returns to a month before the apocalypse and uses his superpower to farm to save the world. 4. " Life Winner in the End of the World ": It tells the story of the female protagonist leading the team to level up and become stronger in the end of the world, becoming a winner in life. 5. " Rebirth of the Doomsday Female Supporting Bai Anchu ": After the female protagonist was reborn, she had a super foodie system. She used cheats to fight monsters in various doomsday situations to level up and bind herself. These novels were all recommended by the authors in the post-apocalyptic world. There were stories about the male and female protagonists, including special abilities, spatial abilities, farming, team leveling, and other elements. These novels had a certain reputation and popularity in the apocalyptic world.
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2024-12-27 04:03
A joke, a philosophical joke
Okay, do you have any jokes or philosophical jokes that you want to hear?
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2024-09-26 07:39
A joke, a joke, a joke, were they the same? What was the difference?
Joke, baggage, and meme were all commonly used words in online literature. The specific meanings and differences were as follows: TikTok: A humorous short sentence, phrase, or video comment that is usually funny, teasing, or sarcastic. It is a frequently used expression in online literature. The characteristics of jokes were simple language, humor, and often time-effective and innovative. [2]<strong> DingDu </strong>: It was a performance technique in crosstalk that used a series of humorous jokes and sarcastic words to draw out the next joke to entertain the audience. The characteristics of the baggage were sarcasm, humor, and humor, which were often closely related to the theme of crosstalk. <strong></strong><strong></strong> The characteristics of a meme were that it was representative, widespread, and related to the theme, often able to resonate and attract the attention of readers. Joke, baggage, and meme were all commonly used words in online literature. Each had different characteristics and meanings. The readers could understand and use these words according to their own preferences and reading experience.
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2024-09-14 11:35
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