donny dunn comedian

I am Racist. … I mean, my name is Racis T. I swear. Please don’t cancel me before chapter 1. Anyway, I was a stand-up comedian. Not the good kind who gets Netflix specials. The kind who gets hit with beer bottles and told to “Meet me backstage. You’ll get one more mic.” One night, I was performing in a bar so shady, even cockroaches walked in with bodyguards. It was full of tattooed bikers who drink engine oil, smoke burnt rubber, lick silencers, cry over their exes, and still believe their fists are a valid debate technique. And there I was—trying to make them laugh using yo mamma jokes and dark humor so black it should’ve come with a flashlight and some cotton. They didn’t laugh. I kept going. One of them pulled out a gun. I cracked a joke. He cracked my skull. Bullet. Brain. Curtains. Boom. But here’s the funny part: I always wanted to be a successful comedian. Maybe get a standing ovation. But what I got was Uncontrollable Blood Ovulation. Still, I had dreams, man. Big dreams. Make people laugh. Marry someone who doesn't need two chairs to sit. Eat three meals a day, Own a yacht (the humble kind with a helipad) I wasn’t greedy. I would have donated 0.01% of my wealth to charity. I only wanted 99% of everything. But fate, karma, God, or probably the trends of Webnovel had other plans. Because instead of resting in peace… I woke up in another world. A fantasy world full of monsters, heroes, magic, kingdoms, war… And zero comedy clubs. Just my luck. So now I’ve got a second life, a rude system, and maybe a power or two. But being a Hero is secondary. First, I am gonna roast dragons, clown on kings, incest—invest, I mean invest and make the whole world laugh until they cry—or kill me again. Either way… Welcome to the story of the most dangerous thing in every world— A man who won’t shut up. ——— ——— ——— Support Me - ko-fi.com/khyaal Join My Discord For Reference Arts and much more - https://discord.gg/zmUcswM2N5

I’m sad but I smile That’s my life

After an unceremonious death by gaming-induced heart attack, a cynical couch potato finds himself reincarnated in a fantastical world, saddled with a sentient, wisecracking 'Chuckle-Verse Interface' that demands he perform increasingly absurd comedic feats to survive and thrive. Prepare for peak hilarity. Hope you like this one. Add it to your library if you like it. I'm active and will update consistently. You don't need to worry about me ghosting this.

"Ooh and one more thing, you aren't allowed to leave this room without my permission" "And what if I leave" I don't know where that came from, but I hope he doesn't expect to lock me up here like Max always did. You wouldn't dare, because I own you and I decide what you do" he growled in a low threatening voice and I knew he was not kidding. ******* Nora Zamani a young girl who has being brutally tortured by her elder brother who consistently blames her for the death of their parent. Finally he sells her off to Antonio as a bride to clear his debt. Antonio Lombardi a fearless Italian mafia leader who no one dares to call by his name or look him in the eye rather they call him DON. Antonio has to fulfil his father's death wish of getting married. What happens when two different life crash together? Would the fearless Italian mafia boss who sees as pointless fall for Nora? or would the couple keep to there words of not believing in love. All right reserved sexual content rape scene Drugs and violence

History means mistory

Un joven está siendo perseguido por varias personas debido a que sólo él tiene algún tipo de tesoro. Él salta de un acantilado para no dejar que ninguno de ellos lo obtenga y se despierta en el cuerpo de un muchacho con el mismo nombre en otro mundo. Afortunadamente, se ha mantenido el tesoro con el que saltó al barranco.

In this novel the protagonist, the daughter of a mafia Don, finds herself in a complicated situation following her father's death. Despite her family's expectations for her to inherit the family business, she is determined to break away from the disgraceful legacy of crime her father built. She decides to leverage her syndicate connections to help those who want to escape the criminal path, providing support and incentives for reform. However, she must be cautious not to reveal her true intentions, as a power shift within the organization could make her a target. The protagonist sets the stage for her transformation into a powerful focus in the criminal world while hinting at her plans to bring about change and reform within the organization.

…pain

East London is ruled by shadows. At 17, Ali thought survival was enough—until he crossed KH, the empire controlling everything. Enter Rizwan, a legendary mentor who sacrifices everything to protect the innocent. Rain-soaked streets, deadly rivals, and bullets that scream through neon-lit alleys… Ali must rise where heroes fall. Will he survive the shadows or become another lost soul in London’s dark streets?

Qin Yao opens her eyes and finds herself transmigrated from a post-apocalyptic world into the body of an ancient peasant woman. Her family consists of four stepchildren needing care. A good-for-nothing husband, who has nothing but looks, is causing a ruckus. They live in a thatched hut, without a grain of rice, the family is emaciated like refugees. If that wasn't enough, someone even comes to collect debts! Anger rises in Qin Yao's heart, and she kicks the wretched husband out, "Debt collector, feel free to just beat him to death!" The four stepchildren: !!! With the world quieted, Qin Yao rolls up her sleeves to revive the family. Hunting, carrying bags, fighting bandits, she's an expert in all. But facing the fields, with her back to the sky, and her face to the earth, even a top-tier fighter from the post-apocalyptic world waves her hand: Can't take it! Really can't take it! Qin Yao scratches her head: In the ancient times where agricultural taxes are extremely high, how can I avoid farming? At this moment, the lazy husband who was sent away to die (twisting and crawling) (struggling to stand up) (screaming and roaring): My dear! I think I can be saved!