racist indian jokes

In Indian mythology, the Three Aspects Deity suppressed the current age. Many Immortals cursed all the gods. Asuras, after millennia of arduous cultivation, would always attack the Heavenly Realm and beat up the Heavenly Emperor upon receiving a boon. "Arduous cultivation, receiving boons, beating up the Heavenly Emperor, why is Indian mythology always like this? I'm the one who gets beaten and suffers; I quit!" Indra, who had reincarnated as the Heavenly Emperor, was furious. And so... "Whoever loves being the Heavenly Emperor, be my guest; I'm not going to work!" Indra said. "Hey, hey, hey, the script isn't supposed to go like this," the Destroyer God Shiva said, full of question marks. "You've performed great meritorious deeds in the past. This position of the Heavenly Emperor is rightfully yours. If not, there will be chaos in the world!" the Protector God Vishnu said anxiously. "No, Heavenly Emperor, I'll give you a boon. Go quickly and beat up the Asura!" the Creator God Brahma spoke thus.

Hello WebNovel Readers, "Your Potty Partner" is the new-age way to get your daily dose of Adult humor, anytime, anywhere - with WebNovel's easy-to-use app and website. Don’t blush: 80 percent of the mobile users admit to using their phones in the bathroom. 'Add This Book to your collection' - for your next bathroom visit: check out the latest added Jokes to pass the time during your next extended reign on the throne. These adult jokes are guaranteed to put a cheeky smile on your face. You can also share your own jokes in the "comments section - below the chapters". Have Fun!! -------------- Yang Studio is a writers’ circle which is a support group for writers who wish to be among like-minded people. If you want to start writing and are looking for inspiration, this circle is for you. Books published on WebNovel are works of the respective writers from the circle. For reporting any content, readers can contact us. --------------

Romance, Comedy-drama. “Are you trying to resist my charm, sugarplum? ” he smirked and took a step close to her, cornering her near the staircase. “You are just too full of yourself, cupcake.” She said with a smug smile. “Oh, so you mean that you're not affected by all this hotness?” He said. She tsked and circled her hands around his neck and whispered. “Do you want me to be honest? You are really hot; as hot as smashed potato.” She smirked and pushed him and walked away with her head held high. Kitten has claws, eh! He thought to himself. Damien Ryder is a hot, arrogant, and ruthless business tycoon. He is nothing but pain is ass. But behind all this arrogance, there is a secret that Damien is hiding from everyone. A secret that is is painful at the same time his only healer. Vaidehi Aggarwal is a sweet girl next door, who lives with her big family in India. Sarcastic, Sweet, and clumsy Vaidehi is in a search of job and lands herself in New York, away from her family. What will happen when Ms. Sarcastic will stumble upon our hot arrogant Mr. Asshole? Romance will brew or they will strangle each other's neck? Cover credit- I don't own this cover. All the credit goes to the creator of this cover. ** Will be updated twice in week

" Don't Come Closer To Me ". " Why ? ". " Get Out Of Here. Right Now ". " But, I Want To Help you out ". " Niha, I'm Warning You. You'll Regret It Later ". " No, I Won't ". " Okay Then, Bear The Consequences ". Ah.. Ohh.... WHAT happened next ? HOW did The Cold Hearted CEO also known as ' The Business Monster ' in CHINA fell in love with a pretty INDIAN GIRL ? If you wanted to know about their story, Read this Novel......

Vihaan has always been good at keeping things simple-his job, his routine, his life. He's 27, closeted, and completely inactive in the dating scene. Not because he's afraid, but because he's never been in a hurry for love. Crushes come and go, feelings fade, and life moves on. That's how it's always been. Until he meets Mehul.

Dark Jokes so dark that you,ll need a flashlight to read them

*** WARNING: MATURE CONTENT AHEAD **** interested in taboo stories? like reincarnated in adopted family which is rich and filled with beauties? and mc is not a hero material.. stories based on high school, gangster, hacking, blackmail ? then you are in right place.. Riku Hayashi was a notorious Japanese hacker in his past life, living with risks and dying tragically on bed. Now, he’s reborn as Rohit singhania, an 18 year young heir, to a powerful family in modern day India. Upon transmigration, he finds himself being tied up and blackmailed by high school thugs with deep connections. With fractured memories and deadly instincts, Riku must pretend to be weak, while laying the groundwork to destroy his enemies. He has two missions: take back control, and ruin his adoptive father, the man who had portrayed being a saint for the last forteen years and behind the demise of his real parents and second to lead his second life the fullest , only second to none. But when power, lust, and vengeance intertwine, even the lines between hero and villain begin to blur. Note: The story is based on fiction, and any resemblance to real-life place , person, brand or events should be considered a coincidence. The cover picture is also AI-based. In case anyone has any issues, please feel free to reach out to me. Thank you for reading.

An ambitious Indian woman, who spent her life struggling in the entertainment industry, suddenly wakes up as the villainous mother in a top-rated K-drama! In the original story, this mother ruthlessly tried to break up her son’s romance and was hated by the audience. But now, with her desi heart and Bollywood upbringing, she decides to rewrite her fate. The problem? Her "son" (the cold CEO) is terrified by her sudden personality change. The "female lead" is confused because the villainess is too nice! The original "second-male lead" suddenly finds her attractive?! The drama industry is shocked because this villain mom is now the most entertaining part of the show! Will she survive in the K-drama world, or will her Bollywood instincts cause even more chaos?

When a normal Indian boy Was Transmigrated Into the body of Ashoka's Big Brother Susima. But when he was age of three, he got a system as his golden figure. There will be Fantasy + Historic Taste in this novel. Like What happened if industrialization was start earlier in India? What happened if ancient indian knowledge system was use properly? In ancient time we have started researching and promoting. There will be No World Conquerors quest part In this novel. If you want to support me, just comment and help me if I was wrong in some of my research.

Fu Shinian, an extra character in the original book, awakens to find that her whole family are the vicious villains in the story. Her father, unable to establish relations with the Marquis Changping's residence, is demoted and exiled by the male lead. Her mother is beaten to death on the road to exile, and Aunt Cheng is humiliated to death protecting her chastity. Her elder brother opposes the male lead to win over the female lead and dies saving her. Her elder sister makes life difficult for the female lead, and after their father is exiled, she is divorced by the male lead and sent to a pleasure house. To protect her family and change their tragic fate, isn’t it fair for her to absorb all the male and female leads' fortunes? * [Ding! Male and female leads' fortune -1000, Fu Mansion's fortune +1000] Mr. Fu: "I attended the morning court session, why did His Majesty promote me again!" Madam Fu: "I went to the temple to offer incense, and the master said I was surrounded by a powerful purple aura!" Aunt Cheng: "How did the Cheng Family suddenly become the imperial merchants!" Elder Brother: "It seems like I suddenly have gained intelligence, I know all the exam questions!" Elder Sister: "How come right after I broke off the engagement, Little General Gu came to propose?" * The Marquis Changping can only live to 25, in two years the title will belong to the male lead? She frantically absorbs the fortunes of the male and female leads to boost the Marquis Changping's fortune! During the plague lockdown, Fu Shinian brings medicine and travels long distances into the city to safeguard his health. He understands the girl's intentions, but he only has two years left to live, how can he drag her down. However, why does his heart ache so much watching her with someone else? Finally, the Marquis Changping forces Fu Shinian into the corner of the study, lowering his head to seek her lips: "Niannian, I was wrong."