disney bowling balls

balls are week and sensitive, vaginas take a pound i NG, cuz they want to act like pussies so what would you do honey?!

Nicolas Wolf had a quiet happy life. He got up every morning and full filled his daily routine, he was satisfied. He got a call it was his mother, Nick's sister had died. He attended her funeral, cried, and comforted his mother. Then a man in a lawyer's suit arrived at Nick's doorstep saying that his sister left something to him in her will. ------- THIS IS WON'T JUST BE DISNEY PARODIES ------- Hello, i hope you enjoy and fair warning. I have no idea how I am going to turn what was like a 5 minute idea into a legitimate story. So bare with me, because I am flying by the seat of my pants here, this should be enjoyable for anyone once i get the story truly rolling. If you have any thing to say please tell me, mainly because my content is undefined currently and i don't know which audience i should direct it towards.

A boy named Tsuyoshi and a dragon named Auruun having a great adventure together.They met a lot of friends from the journey.Auruun,Tsuyoshi and his friends tried to defeated a evil shapeshifting sorcerer who kidnapped Auruun's family and saved the day.

Have you ever thought of what disney prince's think of the Disney princesses. How weird and awkward it must of been. like how they met, fell in love, and sang songs together without rehearsing it. What do each disney prince's think at first of their princesses

Akira wasn't prepared for it. For becoming a shop owner and quitting school.. For becoming... an orphan. His best friend Inami writes to him one day telling him of the inheritance he got from his mother where he used to help out as a very young child but stopped, for a reason he could not remember. A bowling center? Can an eighteen year old learn how to manage the darker secrets behind his mother's clan and illuminate the "snowing shadow" according to the name his mother had given him- Akira? - Everyone pities me because I'm an orphan but to be honest, I don't really feel anything other than a sense of frustration as I have to take over the family business and quit school... My family owns a bowling center-but I don't know much about the place. I mean yea I've helped out several times when I was a kid but.. I don't remember anything now. I just remember it was weird, and first timers were often freaked out. I had to scrub the bowling lanes often and bleach them as they were always stained.. What were they stained with again?

This book is all about Disney Princesses' untold stories. let's unfold it and know that they also have a dark fairytale.

Adora Amirecan is born with a condition known as Alopecia universalis. She always hides inside their big house and goes out when it's school time. She considered school a nightmare and just waited until it's weekend where she could hide herself again in their lonely home. She wishes to stop attending school but the thought of losing her own battles sucks her up and tries to battle with her fear. She tried to make friends until she fell in love with someone she thought would love her for real. That feeling of being betrayed by her own feelings pulls her back again to hide.  How could she possibly have faced her fear when that man he trusted the most broke her and took all her confidence? Is love story really for her?

As the tale as told as time,Tsuyoshi and his friends found out Auruun are waiting for their help.Auruun wanted to helped the two greats with Tsuyoshi and his friends.They're having a great adventure to helped the two greats from the evil shapshifter sorcerer that did not died during the battle,but something unexpected happens to Tsuyoshi and Auruun.They forget their names when they being attacked by the sorcerer.They only way to let Tsuyoshi and Auruun remember everything is to go to the Foutain of Jewel and heal them.

Qin Yao opens her eyes and finds herself transmigrated from a post-apocalyptic world into the body of an ancient peasant woman. Her family consists of four stepchildren needing care. A good-for-nothing husband, who has nothing but looks, is causing a ruckus. They live in a thatched hut, without a grain of rice, the family is emaciated like refugees. If that wasn't enough, someone even comes to collect debts! Anger rises in Qin Yao's heart, and she kicks the wretched husband out, "Debt collector, feel free to just beat him to death!" The four stepchildren: !!! With the world quieted, Qin Yao rolls up her sleeves to revive the family. Hunting, carrying bags, fighting bandits, she's an expert in all. But facing the fields, with her back to the sky, and her face to the earth, even a top-tier fighter from the post-apocalyptic world waves her hand: Can't take it! Really can't take it! Qin Yao scratches her head: In the ancient times where agricultural taxes are extremely high, how can I avoid farming? At this moment, the lazy husband who was sent away to die (twisting and crawling) (struggling to stand up) (screaming and roaring): My dear! I think I can be saved!

# 1V1 # NOBLELADY The female general has transmigrated to the future. When she opened her eyes, she saw someone snatching a child. She reached out without much thought, but who would have thought the little girl would hug her and say, “Mom, don’t throw me and Brother away!” Since the female general couldn’t go back, she raised her children and educated them. She beat up scumbags and saved men, and achieved another brilliant life. In the face of outrageous people, she was an ice queen. Grandma, sister-in-law, do any of you deserve my time? Faced with her children, it was like a spring breeze in summer. “Little Xing, you’re so smart! Shi Tou, you’re also a good baby!” In the face of men, she was indifferent. “Leave if you want to. You have legs, right? Go on then, I won’t walk you out.” She was a woman with thousands of faces. Even in another world, she was still the most dazzling one.