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Chloe was the second daughter of the Bishop family, she was the girl who had it all breathtaking looks, a foster father who loved her as much as his own biological daughter, and a fiance who was handsome and rich. But nothing was perfect in this world. It turned out she also had a foster mother and sister who could ruin everything she had. The night before the engagement party, her foster mother drugged her and plotted to send her to hooligans. Fortunately, Chloe went to the wrong room and spent a night with a stranger. It turned out that man was the CEO of America's top multinational group, who was only 29 but on the Forbes List. After having a one-night stand with her, he proposed, "Marry me, I will help you to take revenge."

"Eudora has been married for three years. Her husband never touched her but he had many affairs with other women. To revenge her unfaithful husband, she planned to have a one-night stand with the dirtiest and ugliest person. Therefore, she chose a beggar-like man who was covered with blood. Unexpectedly, this man was Amos, the most successful businessman in the world. He used to be allergic to women. However, he could not forget the passionate night he spent with Eudora when he was seriously injured. He swore he would find her. By accident, they met again, but Eudora could not recognize Amos. With an evil smile on his face, Amos tightened his grip on Eudora and pressed her against the wall. "You took advantage of me that night. And now it's my turn!"

Betrayed by her boyfriend and half-sister, Chloe drowns her sorrows at a bar—only to wake up next to a dangerously handsome stranger. No names. No strings. Just a one-night mistake… or so she thought. The next day, she walks into her company and comes face-to-face with her new boss—the same man from that night. She avoids him, pretending it never happened. But fate isn’t done with her yet. That evening, her father sets her up on a blind date… and he is the one waiting for her. With a smirk, he leans in and whispers: “Woman, you’re mine—yesterday, today, and forever.”

"Clarissa Chapman, one day, when delivering condoms to a hotel room, she found her client was her... fiance? She caught her fiance and half-sister in bed! Only then did Clarissa realize that her six-year-relationship boyfriend had cheated on her! What's more ridiculous? Her father said it was because she wasn't attractive and her sister's more deserving of him. Dumped her douchebag fiance, she bumped into her Mr. Right by a one-night stand! Wait... why was this man looked exactly like the Billionaire CEO - Anderson Jordan on TV?! Anderson was of many things, handsome, considerate, and loyal. She'd never imagine a gorgeous like Anderson would fall in love with her, until that day... Her nightmarish family found her, trying to drag her to the miserable past...again..."

"Sect Leader, your disciple has once again become the champion of this year's Regional Sect Competition!" Chu Yuan: "Kick! Kick him out of the sect!" "Sect Leader, we can't kick anyone out of the sect anymore! Those that were kicked out in the past have all established their own Holy Lands! If we continue kicking people out of our sect, all the Holy Lands in the region will be ours..." Chu Yuan: "???" I just want to groom a useless disciple! Why are all of you doing this to me!? ... This book is also titled "I Have Cultivated From A Nascent Soul To Become A Mortal", "My Disciples Are All Useless", "A Different Path Of Cultivation", "I Am Really Not A Big Boss", "I Only Groom Useless Disciples".

Yu Yuan is reincarnated before the Fengshen period and becomes a disciple under the Jin Ling Holy Mother of Jie Sect, and the senior brother of Wen Zhong. Seeing the great calamity approaching, a group of Jie Sect disciples are still immersed in the halo of being from a 'Sage's Great Sect,' recklessly risking their lives. Yu Yuan looks at the Fengshen List in his hand with a sigh: 'Can't stay in this lousy Jie Sect any longer...' Zhun Ti: 'The Jie Sect is indeed rotten, unworthy of a person of small friend's caliber. I wonder if you would like to come to my West?' Yu Yuan slapped him across the face, 'Jie Sect can only be scolded by me! Try saying another word!' ... This book is also known as 'My Senior Brother is Getting More Absurd,' 'This Sanction is Awesome,' 'I Want to Go Kunlun to Seek My Uncle,' 'What to Do When the Disciple Keeps Thinking of Running Away,' 'Yes, Without Yu Yuan, the Jie Sect Just Can't Make It'...

"Take off your clothes, or I'll do it." asked Hank Bishop. That's the first thing Sara Martin was commanded to do after she became his bride. So humiliated... In fact, Sara was sent to the Bishop's family by her father only to seek financial help for his company. None here respected Sara. She was only regarded as a tool to chase away the bad luck for her husband, the man she never met.... But Sara had heard about his bad reputation. It was said that Hank was a ruthless devil, who had killed a lot of people. Being terrified, she was pushed into his room... She was so surprised that a murderous devil was such a handsome man! She never thought that she would survive under his hands. She never imagined that Henderson would punish the whole Bishop family for her... Sara was deeply attracted by him. Until one day, she found out about his secret...

“Miss Alice Brown, I am the butler here for your service. Our sir wants to buy the baby in your belly.” Butler replied. "What?!" Does that mean the abortion didn't take place? Did they kidnap her from the operating table? Just to buy the baby? But why her? "You..." Alice was about to ask a question, but the man in front of her said calmly, as if he had expected her question, "Miss, you are pregnant with our husband's child, and he needs a child, that's all I can tell you." *** Alice was forced to sign a surrogacy contract and eight months later gave birth to two healthy children. Fortunately, the man was unaware of her daughter's existence. It wasn't until five years later that fate brought them together again...

"Uncle Morgan... it's you!" Chloe Leung initially wanted to flirt with her crush but ended up flirting with the poker-faced uncle who had raised her for ten years, leaving her dumbfounded. Her first reaction... run! Helplessly, she could escape the monk, but not the temple, and she was caught before even leaving the house, "Did you think you could run after doing something bad?" Chloe Leung cried with a mournful face, "Then... what do you want to do?" The man smiled meaningfully, "Let's see how you behave!"

Hania was a single clothes designer, who loves her sister's fiance. She had a one-night stand with a hot stranger after her sister's engagement. As soon as she woke up in the hotel suite, she slipped away quietly, not knowing the man on her bed was David, the president of Miller Group, who hates to be touched by women. David kept finding Hania and swore he would punish this bold girl and made her live in hell. Hania never thought she would meet David in the striptease club when she was on the stage. David took her away and imprisoned her in his bed. "Before I get bored with you, you have to do what I want." "For now, I want you!"