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Battling an unusual form of personality dissociation, Motan admits to feeling the weight of immense pressure bearing down on him. Amidst this turmoil, he finds solace in a virtual escape called "The Realm of Innocence," a game that has become his sanctuary from stress. In the realm where ambiguity reigns, Motan's behavior is unpredictable and impetuous, making him the instigator and mastermind behind myriad events that spiral out of control. Yet, within the sphere of virtue, his resilience and courage shine through, earning him the admiration of many who see him as the epitome of a righteous knight and a fair judge. When dwelling in the balance of absolute neutrality, he adopts a demeanor of modesty and lethargy, mirroring the ordinary essence of every soul. Conversely, in the domain of chaotic evil, he transforms into a figure of madness and cruelty, embodying the very essence of a demon and deceiver, showing kindness only to himself. "Tan Mo is the most extraordinary Bard I have ever encountered, though he is... perplexing, to say the least," comments Countess Leisha, reflecting on his complex nature. "Mor is a man of distinguished integrity! Having met him just once, I am convinced that he is someone one can confidently turn their back to," declares Gwen, the leader of the Rose Rot, acknowledging his noble character. "If you're in search of the ideal neighbor, look no further than Hei Fan," recommends Alchemist Luna, suggesting his suitability for companionship. Yet, amidst these varied testimonies, a warning resonates, "Don't talk about that man!" indicating a mysterious, perhaps darker aspect of his persona that remains unexplored.

Every 1k coins gift = 5 bonus chapters -------- Li Ming was just a fifteen-year-old village boy armed with a rusty kitchen knife… and his first opponent on the path of cultivation was a chicken. Yes, a chicken. But when fate (or maybe just bad luck) gave him a strange treasure that boosted his cultivation speed by ten times, his life completely changed. From being the boy laughed at by everyone… To shocking his village with “accidental genius”… To stepping into the world of cultivation where no one has ever reached the highest realm— Li Ming swore he would climb to the very peak and become the first Heavenly Emperor in history! Of course, before that… he really should deal with that smug chicken. “From chicken slayer to Heavenly Emperor — watch him rise" --- Note from the author: This isn’t a story that tries to dazzle you from the first page — it grows on you. The early chapters may seem calm, simple, even deceptively ordinary, but they quietly build the strange logic, humor, and rhythm that define Li Ming’s world. Every conversation, every lazy remark, every “nonsense” scene becomes part of a larger pattern that starts clicking into place after the first hundred chapters. By the time you reach the mid-series, the pieces suddenly connect — the humor sharpens, the cultivation logic deepens, and every absurd moment begins to make sense in ways both hilarious and satisfying. What begins as a parody slowly transforms into a genuine cultivation epic… one that laughs at the heavens while still touching something profound beneath it. If you enjoy stories that start slow but hit hard, or characters who grow not by screaming “Dao!” every three lines but by quietly outsmarting both friends and fate, then give it time. You’ll find yourself in a world where even bureaucracy has qi, tea can spark enlightenment, and the laziest man alive somehow becomes the most dangerous cultivator in the realm. This novel doesn’t rush — it ripens. And by the time you reach the later arcs, you’ll realize it was never about power levels or flashy battles. It’s about wit, balance, and the beautiful chaos that comes with enlightenment disguised as comedy.

[Warning: Adult Content 18+ every 20 - 30 chapters] “He who bears the light of heaven and the rage of hell shall decide the fate of gods and beasts alike.” When the world shattered and stars fell from the heavens in blinding storms, a child was born—cursed with the power to either end the eternal war or bridge the gap between heaven and hell. Now, hunted by gods and worshiped by shadows, he must choose which side of his soul will burn brighter - light of heaven or fury of hell.

Quiet and imaginative, Derek O'Reilly spends a lot of time watching a movie in his head. His fiancé Nathan wonders why Derek hasn't taken any interest in their wedding planning, and Aunt Fran -- his spiritual guru -- would like to know when her guilt-tripping nephew became a kept boy. When she drops Derek's childhood journal on his lap, he's forced to remember the name he's been trying to forget since he was twelve years old. Nicolai Lund.<br><br>Nick was Derek's neighbor ... and first love.<br><br>Weeks before Derek's engagement party, a chance meeting with Nick catapults Derek into the past. But Nick isn't that seventeen-year-old rebel anymore. He's a man hardened by invisible scars. A man struggling with grief.<br><br>As Derek reads through his childhood diary, he realizes what Nick was to him, still is today, and yet might be ...<br><br>NOTE: This edition has been expanded and substantially edited.

All credit goes to the author and the editors , i am merely a fan and just want to share this awesome story . Xiao He casually filled out an online questionnaire and unexpectedly got a job out of it. As long as he perfectly fulfilled the employer’s requests, he could receive 30 million RMB in remuneration. The cash-strapped Xiao He’s eyes lit up, and he took the task immediately. His job was actually to enter the world of a patient with a mental disorder, so he could treat this patient who had a severely split personality… Black-bellied, violent, murderous, impetuous, gloomy, inhuman, yandere, prejudiced…various different types of personalities, strange and ever-changing mental worlds—Xiao He captured them all one by one. He just felt like he’d become completely ill! 30 million bucks weren’t that easy to earn. By the time he earned the money, he might already be in a mental hospital. NOT MY STORY ! NOT MY TRANSLATION ! JUST UPLOADED FOR FUN ! Original Translator : banoffeetranslations.blogspot.com

Savon is no normal man. Not when he was born with a hell creature in his soul. Some might call it demon, but it is far more than that. It preys upon even demons and their energy. Because of the darkness inside of him it alienates him from most others. Taken in as a child by Drake and his group of fighters, Savon helps humanity fight against the demons that have taken control of the world. An unearthly fog blots out even day light in some places. Savon just helps fight knowing one misstep could put him right back from where he escaped. He isn't looking for lovers or friends and he makes that clear. Kayla has heard the rumors of hybrids, rumors of humans that are marked and controlled and sent out to try and gather the rest of the free humans. When she meets Savon, she isn't sure what to think about him. It obvious he does what he wants, and isn't a typical human. As she grows closer to Savon she realizes that what's inside of him is far more dangerous than anyone realizes. What's in him is not just a dangerous demon, but a key. A key that the rest are looking for to tear open the gates to hell. Putting your faith and love in someone is never easy, how do you do it when the one you fall for could end your world?

A shattered god's soul gives Tim and Riku additional bodies in another world, while their Earth selves remain unchanged. Now they're living double lives. Tim a 28 year old Teacher has the body of a 19 Year old Female Cultivator. Riku a 20 year old college student has the body of a 24 year old confident Male Cultivator warrior.

Unfinished, and probably won't be finished apologies to all readers : ( My name is Koji. I live in the most messed up region of the whole continent, where most people look down at you as if you were only an extra in their perfect lives... It gets better after the new governor takes leadership... After my mom died due to her poor health conditions I decided to find a job to help my dad. My dream is to become a great fighter using my own element powers!

Join the recently isekai'd protagonist, Iskandor (yes I'm bad with names)... He was a bright man before his death, knew more about the sciences than his peers yet still retained a knack for picking up on fantasy, be it mythology or the occult... He was a man of two worlds, the worlds of Magic and Science...

Gray, a young man living solely for his sister’s sake, is thrust into a world where madness runs rampant. After a mysterious encounter with an Ancient Monolith, he becomes a Nephilim—a member of a race of solitary, death-mongering individuals, where strength is the only rule that matters. In this concealed world hidden from the likes of normal people, the Nephilim clash against their own kind, using their arcane powers—so that they may live. No matter the cost. Faced with an incomprehensible amount of insanity and suffering, thanks to his ability to glimpse the future, Gray fights to protect his sole reason of being. Will he remain pure and retain his humanity, or will he abandon it for power, becoming like those antediluvian beings, to protect her?