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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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Rag Klein
I don't know the exact meaning of " Cloth Klein." You can provide more context information so that I can better answer your question. Hurry up and click on the link below to return to the super classic " Lord of Mysteries "!
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2024-10-09 00:19
Rag Klein
The " rag Klein " referred to the male lead, Zhou Mingrui, in the novel " Lord of Mysteries " written by the Qidian Chinese Network author, Squid Who Loves to Dive. He was a transmigrator. After transmigrating, he entered a world shrouded in steam and mechanical power. In order to survive and explore his past, he chose to join the secret organization, the Tarot Club, and played the role of The Fool. As Zhou Mingrui's original name was long and awkward, and after entering the Tarot Club, he changed his name to Klein Moretti, readers often called him Klein or Ke. As for the term " rag," it was because Zhou Mingrui was an ordinary office worker before he transmigrated. His life was a mess, and his work desk was very dirty. Therefore, readers jokingly called him " rag." Hurry up and click on the link below to return to the super classic " Lord of Mysteries "!
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2024-10-19 05:50
Rag Klein
I didn't know what exactly " Cloth Klein " referred to. Please provide more background or context information, and I will try my best to answer you. Hurry up and click on the link below to return to the super classic " Lord of Mysteries "!
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2024-10-19 14:30
Rag Klein
The "rag Klein" referred to Klein Moretti, the protagonist of the novel "Lord of Mysteries" by the Qidian writer Squid, who loved to dive. Because his occupation in the book was a Nighthawk, he was often ridiculed as a "Nighthawk rag collector." That was how he got his name. Hurry up and click on the link below to return to the super classic "Lord of Mysteries"!
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2024-10-17 06:04
Rag Klein
I didn't know what " Cloth Klein " meant. Hurry up and click on the link below to return to the super classic " Lord of Mysteries "!
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2024-10-17 18:03
Rag Klein
" Cloth Klein " referred to Klein Moretti, the main character of the novel " Lord of Mysteries." He was named after him because he was described many times in the novel as " clothes covered in dirt and dust, like a rag." Hurry up and click on the link below to return to the super classic " Lord of Mysteries "!
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2024-10-18 03:29
Rag Klein
I didn't know what " Cloth Klein " meant. Hurry up and click on the link below to return to the super classic " Lord of the Mysteries "!
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2024-10-18 12:10
What is the term for porches on the second floor?
Another name could be 'second - story terrace'. A terrace is a flat, open area, and when it's on the second story and has the characteristics of a porch, this name can be used. For example, if it has some railing and is a place for people to step out and enjoy the outdoors on the second level of a building.
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2024-12-07 14:57
What are the names for porches on second story?
Balcony is a common name for porches on the second story. It is usually a small, raised platform that is attached to the outside of a building.
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2024-12-07 11:02
What was the ending of the rag girl?
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2025-03-21 18:06
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