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"Leo, don't you love me again?" "I don't, so stop." Leo said, stealing glances at the woman in the driver seat, who doesn't seem to care about the fact that another woman was with him. He was stunned when the woman beside him took advantage of his distraction and sealed his lips with her own. "Don't you miss this?" She asked. "Get out!" He screamed. After getting rid of his ex that kept pestering him, he swallowed hard before, "I'm sorry you had to see that." He said. "What's my business with that?" She fired back. ......... "You know I can't be killed by humans, except you right?" She asked. "I know." "Then what are you doing here? What if this was a trap?" She felt so pissed right now and couldn't get the feeling of his racing heart off her mind. Could it be that he has been in love with her, all these while? She wasn't ready to face the truth and seeing the determination in his eyes before opening his mouth to talk, "let's just leave." She said. She couldn't face his response. ......... "You know, I just feel like kissing you right now." She said and his eyes went huge. Did he hear right? The woman that hated him so much and didn't bother hiding it, actually said that? "Well... umm." He was still searching for a reply, because he refused to believe this is real, but Clara wasn't asking for permission. She just let him know what she felt like doing. She limited the space between their lips to nothing and took his lower one in between her lips, while his lashes fluttered continuously. "Don't let that woman touch you again. I don't like it!" She declared, claiming her man. join the server link: https://discord.gg/Q7tY3F8

Réincarnée dans une autre vie, Fang Pingying se transforme d'une épouse militaire timide en une belle-fille féroce, déterminée à s'enrichir et à atteindre le sommet de la vie, devenant une femme riche et belle. Plus important encore, elle jure de reconquérir le cœur de son sérieux mari militaire. Mots-clés : mariage militaire, histoire exaltante. PS : C'est une fiction moderne, ne pas la confondre directement.

Jordan Silver est l'auteur de plus de cent cinquante romans et nouvelles couvrant plusieurs genres, y compris la romance, l'érotisme et la fiction pour jeunes adultes. Toutes les œuvres présentent des mâles alpha exagérés et les femmes qui les aiment, avec une garantie de fin heureuse. Colton Lyon est un motard dur comme le fer qui n'a pas de temps pour les conneries. Il avait depuis longtemps renoncé à la vie facile que lui offrait son éducation riche pour vivre selon ses propres termes. Il vit intensément et aime encore plus intensément mais n'a pas encore rencontré de femme qu'il désire plus que pour quelques coups, jusqu'à ce qu'il rencontre sa nouvelle assistante. La petite souris timide qui a peur de son ombre. Il lui a donné une semaine, même si son bras droit l'avait supplié de lui donner le poste. Rien ne le déteste plus que les femmes pleurnichardes qui ont peur de leur propre ombre. Kat traverse le pays pour échapper à un passé sombre qui l'a laissée marquée. À peine dix-huit ans, elle devrait avoir toute sa vie devant elle, mais au lieu de cela, la peur lui a volé l'étincelle qu'elle avait autrefois. Quand elle rencontre son nouveau patron pour la première fois, elle sait qu'il n'y a aucun moyen qu'elle puisse accepter le travail, il est tout simplement trop en tout avec son comportement bourru et ses regards brûlants. La première fois qu'elle a failli s'évanouir à la vue de ses bras musclés et tatoués, elle a su qu'elle était en difficulté. Pendant ce temps, Colton essayait de comprendre quel genre de sort la petite souris lui avait jeté pour qu'il ne puisse pas arrêter de penser à elle. Peu importe comment il essaie de l'éviter, il y a juste quelque chose à propos d'elle qui le retient

Jordan Silver é autora de mais de cento e cinquenta romances e novelas abrangendo múltiplos gêneros, incluindo romance, erótica e ficção new adult. Todas as obras apresentam homens alfa exagerados e as mulheres que os amam, com garantia de final feliz. Colton Lyon é um motoqueiro durão que não tem tempo para besteiras. Há muito tempo ele abandonou a vida fácil proporcionada por sua criação rica para viver a vida em seus próprios termos. Ele vive intensamente e ama ainda mais intensamente, mas ainda não conheceu uma mulher que quisesse por mais do que algumas transas, isso até conhecer sua nova assistente. A potrinha tímida que tem medo da própria sombra. Ele lhe deu uma semana, mesmo que seu braço direito tivesse implorado para dar-lhe o emprego. Nada que ele odeie mais do que mulheres chorosas com medo da própria sombra. Kat está se mudando para o outro lado do país para escapar de um passado sombrio que a deixou marcada. Com apenas dezoito anos, ela deveria ter toda a vida pela frente, mas o medo roubou dela a faísca que ela tinha antes. Quando ela conhece seu novo chefe pela primeira vez, sabe que não poderia aceitar o emprego, ele é simplesmente demais em todos os aspectos com seu comportamento rude e aqueles olhares ardentes. Na primeira vez que quase desmaiou ao ver seus braços musculosos tatuados, ela soube que estava em apuros. Enquanto isso, Colton estava tentando descobrir que tipo de feitiço a pequena ratinha havia feito nele para mantê-la em sua mente. Não importa como ele tente evitar, há algo nela que o mantém

Eddie Sara a young beautiful girl who lost all she had at a young age her best friend and aunt, het only hope what happ3ns when she is betrayed ..she finds her long lost brother and the sky covered falls head over heels for her ********* Let's get married Eddie.. The world stood still time unmoving No way....I don't love you, you? my archenemy ? Never in a million years...Eddie said as she wiped her tears. Not for love Eddie for revenge **** What happens when haters turns into love and revenge into blissful romance.

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Description: Isobel, a modern nun and school teacher, works tirelessly to support the aged nuns who had cared for her and her sister during their childhood. When the monastery where she grew up is shut down by the government, she finds herself struggling to make ends meet on an average salary. Her twin sister, Isabel, pleads for Isobel's help in stepping in for her in her matrimonial household, just like when they were children. Isobel agrees to help, but only under certain conditions, and takes on the role of Mrs. Isabel Julius Cza. As she settles into the household, Isobel begins to understand the depth of her brother-in-law's love for her sister, and realizes that his affections are anything but ordinary. She finds herself caught in a web of emotions and desires that she never anticipated, and must navigate a delicate balance to protect herself and her sister's marriage. ****** "Isabel suck on my neck." He gently guides then sucks in a deep breath as he felt the cool shy lips of his wife. He itched for the stimulation. "Isabel say ahh..." He pulled in her retreating form, locking her head in a tight grip. His hands crawled up and grasped the swollen globe on her chest and caressed his wife's trembling breast. As if on cue she gasped, then he pierced his genitals deep inside her mouth. Isobel instinctively gagged as it touched the back of her throat. ---Skip---Skip- .... Finally, a satisfied smile appeared on Julius's lips when he heard the sound of gulping and swallowing of s*men. He looked down at his wife's beetroom form under him with her mouth stuffed with d*ck. She looked ready to pass out... "You look divine wifey..." Julius hugged Isobel head tightly,loving how his wife chokes on his manh**d. Massaging her hair as if to pet her. He pulls his hip back a bit to allow her breathe. She holds his thigh for support as she heaves in deep air. He calmly looks at her and whispered lowly as he soothingly wipes the corner of his wife's cheek that were glistening with tears, drool and cum. "Now it's your turn. Baby." ******