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“Best Actress Xia, do you have a boyfriend?” “Best Actress Xia, do you know that Director Han wants to court you? Will you say yes to him?” Xia Yishan rubbed between her eyebrows. “No, I don't know anything about that. No comment, thanks.” As the crowd clamored on, a tiny red book fell out of Best Actor Su’s pocket. A nearby reporter picked it up. “Good heavens! It’s the marriage certificate of Su Jingting and Xia Yishan!” Su Jingting went to Xia Yishan and grabbed her round the waist. He said to the reporters who asked the questions earlier, “She doesn't have a boyfriend but a husband. Tell Han Zimo to stop dreaming.” ‘Hey, hey, hey! What happened to keeping our marriage a secret?!’

[Entertainment Industry + Strong Female Lead + Refreshing Story + Hidden Identity] The Young Sect Master of the Tang Sect, Tang Shu, who was skilled in Poison Techniques and Hidden Weapons, had transmigrated and became an 18th-tier newbie, debuting as a supporting actress. After a variety show aired: Haters: "I actually think Tang Shu is kind of cute. Is there something wrong with me?" When the National Mechanical Engineering Research Institute announced: Miss Tang is our key-appointed research consultant. Haters: "What????" When an authoritative Chinese medicine expert revealed during an interview: The development of a new type of medicine owes much to Tang Shu. Haters: "Isn't this just too coincidental?" When the Porcelain Restoration Department openly stated: No one surpasses Tang Shu in the fields of porcelain restoration and calligraphy and painting. Haters: "Is this white lotus getting a bit too intoxicating?" When a Weibo big V with millions of fans accidentally revealed her face during a live broadcast... The haters all declared that their minds were blown! *** Jing Yu, the favored son of heaven, had always had an iron grip and a successful career until— he met Tang Shu. Inside the cinema, after watching four or five movies in a row, he realized the person sitting next to him hadn't changed, enjoying the popcorn with great relish. Jing Yu's throat moved slightly; this woman was flirting with him. Facing each other in a coffee shop, she casually pulled out a double-sided straw and placed it in her cup. Jing Yu's eyes tinted red; this woman was definitely flirting with him!

Daisy Zane was the illegitimate daughter of the Miles family? She grew up in the countryside and never went to school? The Miles family even publicly declared that they would never acknowledge her? ... When Daisy Zane's true identity was exposed, the Miles family immediately prepared a banquet to welcome her back into the family. But Daisy Zane directly refused, saying, “Are you even worthy, Miles family?” ... Surprisingly, the third young master of the Imperial Capital fell in love with a wild girl who had never received an education. It was said that he doted on her, and she was the most precious thing to him. While the whole Imperial Capital was shocked, Lord Clark proudly said, “My wife is extraordinary.” ... Kevin Clark never believed in love at first sight until he met Daisy Zane... In the north, there was a beauty who captivated the country and the city with her devastating beauty... ** Daisy Zane loved wearing dresses, and later on... all of Kevin Clark's shirt buttons matched the colors of her dresses.

In her past life, Wan Chuo was unruly, taking a white lotus as her best friend, infuriated her mother to death, mistreated her in-laws, aborted her child, and ended up being despised by everyone, turning herself into a rotten wild flower. Heaven granted her a second chance, and this time she is determined to rip apart the facade of the white lotus. Hey, you there, in this life I planned to stay far away from you, not to wreak havoc on your family, so why are you sticking so close, what are you trying to do?!

What? After being framed and dying tragically by a treacherous couple, she reborn as a popular actress? And she's even a scandal-ridden actress who loves courting disaster? It seems that being a star isn't easy either! Hey, hey, hey, who is that fierce man staring at her again... Since heaven has given her this chance, she must cherish it... "Isn't it just a divorce? Sign it! I'll sign right away!" Savannah Lowell jumped down from the windowsill, swiftly signing the divorce papers, completely ignoring the man's increasingly shocked gaze staring at her...

Got the Superstar System, eagerly entered the entertainment industry, only to find that it took ten years for the system to finish loading. [Reward: 6.3 million shares of Penguin stock] [Reward: 2 million shares of Maotai stock] [Reward: 3.71 million shares of Mrs. Hua's stock] [Reward: 300,000 shares of Apple stock] [Reward: One special effects company] [Reward: One metaphysical Santana 2000, immune to three car accidents] Qi Hao originally thought he was working for the system, completing tasks like a puppet on strings. Even felt a sense of shame from a certain play. It was only later that he realized his shallowness and ignorance. This wasn't him working for the system; it was clearly under the system's help, having various capital tycoons work for him.

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

Arianna Smith. A very talented and easy-going twenty-three years old beautiful young lady. But despite her beauty, her life wasn't easy. Things were hard and life was tough. Two weeks before Christmas, Arianna went to sleep feeling very sad about her life. She had a beautiful dream. A fairy appeared in her dream and asked her what she wanted for Christmas and Arianna asked the Fairy for “An Unexpected And Extraordinary Gift.” On Christmas morning, Arianna got the most shocking news of her life. “She was pregnant! "She was supposed to be a virgin! How did she get pregnant? Whose baby was she carrying? Was this baby the answer to her prayers? What good will the baby bring her way? Find out In this beautiful romance novel. Join Arianna on her journey to Love and Happiness.

MACHINE TRANSLATION! "Xia Ying Queen, do you have a boyfriend?" "Xia Ying Queen, do you know that President Han publicly expresses his love for you? Will you agree to President Han's pursuit?" Xia Yishan pinched her eyebrows, "No. I don't know, no comment, thank you." There was a tumult in the crowd, and behind her, a red book accidentally fell out of the arms of Emperor Su. The nearest reporter picked it up and said, "Fuck! Su Jingting and Xia Yishan's marriage certificate!" Su Jingting approached Xia Yishan's waist and said to the reporter who asked the question, "She has no boyfriend, only husband. Day dream." Hey hey hey-the actor and actress are said to be hidden marriage!

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.