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As the saying goes, when there is chaos, the people will seek peace. When there is peace, the people will seek chaos. Lu Yu seeks neither. He enters the muddy waters of the capital city with no plans to delve into the depths of its political pools. Instead, he intends to pursue the truth behind his father's death. But when the opportunity presents itself, will Lu Yu be willing to abandon his quiet life to dig out the darkness buried in the imperial court?

He gave his creation a soul of beauty… and awoke to find his own soul trapped inside it. When modern dollmaker Jacob Moreau dies in a tragic accident, he awakens to a silent horror — his spirit imprisoned within the lifeless porcelain shell of his greatest creation. Transported inexplicably to the 18th century, Jacob becomes a mute witness to a forgotten world. His doll-body is discovered by Elias Vinter, a grieving tailor who dresses her in his late mother’s gown and keeps her as a reminder of gentler times. But as nights grow longer and loneliness deepens, the doll begins to move. Bound between centuries and trapped between life and death, Jacob must uncover the secret of his rebirth — and the reason his soul has been called across time. In a tale of loss, love, and the fragile line between creation and creator, The Porcelain Heart asks: What does it mean to be alive… when your heart no longer beats?

Jack was stuck in a state of perpetual boredom. Nothing really perked his interest anymore. All he did was live life just going through the flow. One day he had the most ridiculous accident that ended his life. He suddenly woke up to the sound of a thunderous fart.*BLRRRPPP* [Host has been bound to the Porcelain Throne system] ps. I might sprinkle some dad jokes here and there just to melt your brains.>:3

In 2050 (45 years ago) an island was discovered by a group of whale watchers and they were able to make it an official country. They called it, Raka. It was split into 4 regions, each assigned a group of people, from a specific place, with a specific look. The first was called the Maru, where I live. The people here are all pale, with blonde hair, and blue eyes. The second was called the Underlye. People here have tan skin, and dark hair, with green eyes. The third was called the Shallows. People here have red hair, freckled skin, and brown eyes. The fourth, and final region, the Waahanga. The people here are very similar to the people from the Maru. The only thing different is their lifestyle. The people from the Maru are from an old country formerly called Germany. But the people from the Waahanga are from a place called Sweden. I've never been able to tell us apart, but who knows, maybe I'm just young.

Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.

Lee Dan-eul, an uninspired college student makes his way in a clandestine world makes a legendary invention and see's the potential it has. He is determined to shape the world as he see's fit. With the help of the team he gathered full of special individuals, he gets ready to conquer the unseen world.

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the book is about a man that majored in computer science but couldn't find a job , and now he gets reincarnated with the task of saving the world. but he made a mistake during the reincarnation process , couple of mistakes that will make his life harder, will he be able to overcome the hardship of a poor child? will he be able to save the world? I am planning on updating the book each day so add this book in to the collection if you like it, and please leave a comment stating if you like it and suggestions, it's the first book I write :)