shakespear insults

"I didn’t ask for this. I didn’t ask for magic. Or a system. Or to save a world full of people I barely tolerate. I just wanted coffee, quiet, and maybe a nap." Alexander Thorn is a nobody. A dropout with a vocabulary full of swears and a heart full of apathy. Until one day, the world awakens magic—and his comes with a glitch. His system doesn’t power up through training, kindness, or destiny. It grows stronger the more sarcastic he gets. Every insult becomes a spell. Every joke becomes a weapon. Every time he pushes people away, his power rises. But as cities crumble and an immortal villain prepares to erase emotion from reality, Alex must choose: stay the emotionally dead smartass he’s always been—or become the unlikeliest savior of a world that still has something worth laughing for. In a world where magic is emotion, only the broken can save what’s left.

My husband, Chen Gen, persistently pursued me for three years. Seeing his genuine affection, I married him and moved to the countryside. Who knew that my wicked mother-in-law would scold me as a shameless woman because there was no blood on the sheets after our wedding night. Even wearing lipstick or a short-sleeved shirt, she would shame me. Mama's boy Chen Gen also started to dislike me, calling me second-hand goods, spending his days playing cards and drinking, and forcing me to serve him when he got home at night. The vicious mother-in-law spread rumors about me around the village, tarnishing my reputation and even started looking for a new wife for her son. With no one to rely on, I could only endure in tears. A month later, I found out I was pregnant. The mother-in-law and husband forced me to abort the child whose origin they doubted. I refused, so they, along with the Chen Family relatives, crudely and violently aborted my pregnancy. The child was gone, and so was my will to live. Nearly driven to the edge, I vow to make the Chen Family pay in blood.

Don't laugh on people but laugh with people

Cries and sobs echoed all around, and he sat alone in a corner, silently weeping. Today, he had lost his only support—his mother. From childhood till now, she had been his whole world. His father had passed away before he was even born. The relatives had long turned their backs, and now only the neighbors were there, offering him condolences. But some pains are too deep for words to heal. He wasn’t just carrying his mother’s coffin on his shoulders—he was burying his entire world.

What we can see is what you cannot, what you see as fiction is what we see as reality. Yet, are we right?

An assassination attempt leaves noble-born cultivator Xu Liang poisoned with only months to live. Joined by Prince Rong Yue, a royal heir forced to hide his true self, and Wei Zhen, his fiercely loyal bodyguard, Xu Liang races across the empire in search of a cure. Haunted courtyards, cursed rivers, and ghost markets reveal fragments of a greater mystery: the chained spirit Yesha, whose freedom could save or doom the realm. As his health worsens, the trio’s bond deepens, defying courtly expectations.To free Yesha, Xu Liang must risk everything even if it means vanishing from the world forever. But will Rong Yue and Wei Zhen let him make the ultimate sacrifice?

Life's a bitch but I'm a bigger bitch Kesha is a difficult person to be with, she is different and hates everyone, building a fence around her heart. Painful experiences from the past, bad occurrences has made her harder and difficult to please. Sebastian moved to a new country, different and new people, he falls in love Kesha and tries to win her over. Will she accept him? Will she learn to love him? Will she be finally accept him? With the lovely childhood and all the love Kesha couldn't get, will Sebastian be able to win her over excerpt: I am not your everyday teenager. Well I am sixteen and a whore. I guess that makes me a Villain. I would look mad ass sexy in a Villain suit. "You have to learn to knock mom. You do not want to see me in bed with a boy, fucking my brain out"I snapped at her walking out of the bathroom. Excerpt : Just drive us to my sudden doom" I said and placed my legs on the dashboard. My top might have ridden up a little and I just could not possibly stop myself from grinning whenever I caught him staring "Does someone love my tattoos?" I asked with a teasing smile and a silly look plastered on my face "They are beau--ti--ti--ti--ful--ful" he stammered and held the steering wheel tighter "Cats got your tongue or are you just nervous around a sexy thing like me" I said and purred, enjoying how he was getting red. He was a tough one, he refused to stare at me, he just kept his focus on the road. "Awww, am I not tempting enough to steal your attention?" I said mocking how focused he was. I caught his eyes moving from me to the road. I have gotten a reaction "So I am tempting?" I asked with a  smirk plastered on my face. I got my legs off the dashboard and moved closer to him resting on the armrest and holding my amused face  "Do you want to see a very cute tattoo?" I asked and purred in his ears, he did not answer me but I knew I was affecting him. "So you do not want to see?" I asked faking a   frown and pouting  "I do" he said in a rushed tone, someone is excited, he turned to look at me and caught my smirk "I knew you would" I said. I tugged the neck of my shirt to make it lower to reveal the tattoo I had on my chest. "You like?" I asked He nodded and turned to look at the road. "Aww you are looking all red and stuff" I teased and poked him for added effects. "I had no idea boys could be this red" I added and continued to tease him with my laughter 'I think he has had enough teasing for a day'   my subconscious reminded me. I turned to look at Sebastian, he was red and was gripping the wheels like his life depended on it. He really makes teasing easy but not fun, he is not flirting back, making me look like a whore 'You are one' my subconscious reminded me again, I gasped and smirked 'Am I?' I wanted to laugh at my own joke but I do not think Sebastian is ready for more craziness. I sort of miss Regina, sorry my room, I might be asleep right now or trapped in a book, got to keep straight A's. I looked up and realized the dirt path we were driving through looked familiar "Sebastian?" I called, he hummed to tell me he was listening "Where are we?" I asked "I have brought you to your doom...

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Qin Yao opens her eyes and finds herself transmigrated from a post-apocalyptic world into the body of an ancient peasant woman. Her family consists of four stepchildren needing care. A good-for-nothing husband, who has nothing but looks, is causing a ruckus. They live in a thatched hut, without a grain of rice, the family is emaciated like refugees. If that wasn't enough, someone even comes to collect debts! Anger rises in Qin Yao's heart, and she kicks the wretched husband out, "Debt collector, feel free to just beat him to death!" The four stepchildren: !!! With the world quieted, Qin Yao rolls up her sleeves to revive the family. Hunting, carrying bags, fighting bandits, she's an expert in all. But facing the fields, with her back to the sky, and her face to the earth, even a top-tier fighter from the post-apocalyptic world waves her hand: Can't take it! Really can't take it! Qin Yao scratches her head: In the ancient times where agricultural taxes are extremely high, how can I avoid farming? At this moment, the lazy husband who was sent away to die (twisting and crawling) (struggling to stand up) (screaming and roaring): My dear! I think I can be saved!