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Isekai Customer Service Is A Joke!

Isekai Customer Service Is A Joke!

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"
Fantasy
29 Chs
The System Thinks I'm a Joke (But I'll Take OP)

The System Thinks I'm a Joke (But I'll Take OP)

Kai's life sucks. Born with meridians like a cracked teacup, he can't hold Qi and is the laughingstock of his cultivation clan. After his jealous "best friend" frames him and has him dumped in a monster-infested forest to die, Kai hits rock bottom – bruised, broken, and literally beast-chow. Enter the System. Just when Kai curses his fate, a shimmering blue screen pops up: "The Absolute Bullshit Cultivator System Activated!" Its name is ridiculous, its attitude sarcastic ("Peak Level Trash" status, really?), but its gifts? Instant. A healing elixir patches him up. A movement technique downloads straight into his brain. Powerful pills flood his dantian with more Qi than he's ever felt. Suddenly OP? Kinda. Kai isn't a god... yet. But dodging a charging Razorback Boar with impossible, lightning-crab speed? Check. Leading spirit beasts on frustrating chases while laughing like a maniac? Check. This "bullshit" system just turned the world's biggest loser into its luckiest cheat code. His mission now? Survive the woods. Get stronger. Unlock more absurd system perks. And absolutely wreck the faces of everyone who threw him away. With a sarcastic AI in his head and the universe's cheat codes at his fingertips, Kai's path to becoming stupidly overpowered begins with one simple step: running away really, really fast. And maybe embracing the absolute bullshit. The path to OP starts here. Get ready for face-slapping, fast progression, and a system that thinks it's hilarious.
Fantasy
23 Chs
Exchange Fate! She Saved the whole family and the Short-Lived Marquis!

Exchange Fate! She Saved the whole family and the Short-Lived Marquis!

Fu Shinian, an extra character in the original book, awakens to find that her whole family are the vicious villains in the story. Her father, unable to establish relations with the Marquis Changping's residence, is demoted and exiled by the male lead. Her mother is beaten to death on the road to exile, and Aunt Cheng is humiliated to death protecting her chastity. Her elder brother opposes the male lead to win over the female lead and dies saving her. Her elder sister makes life difficult for the female lead, and after their father is exiled, she is divorced by the male lead and sent to a pleasure house. To protect her family and change their tragic fate, isn’t it fair for her to absorb all the male and female leads' fortunes? * [Ding! Male and female leads' fortune -1000, Fu Mansion's fortune +1000] Mr. Fu: "I attended the morning court session, why did His Majesty promote me again!" Madam Fu: "I went to the temple to offer incense, and the master said I was surrounded by a powerful purple aura!" Aunt Cheng: "How did the Cheng Family suddenly become the imperial merchants!" Elder Brother: "It seems like I suddenly have gained intelligence, I know all the exam questions!" Elder Sister: "How come right after I broke off the engagement, Little General Gu came to propose?" * The Marquis Changping can only live to 25, in two years the title will belong to the male lead? She frantically absorbs the fortunes of the male and female leads to boost the Marquis Changping's fortune! During the plague lockdown, Fu Shinian brings medicine and travels long distances into the city to safeguard his health. He understands the girl's intentions, but he only has two years left to live, how can he drag her down. However, why does his heart ache so much watching her with someone else? Finally, the Marquis Changping forces Fu Shinian into the corner of the study, lowering his head to seek her lips: "Niannian, I was wrong."
History
91 Chs
What was the earliest joke book in China?
The earliest joke book in China can be traced back to the Ming Dynasty's "Laughing Forest Guangji". It is a comprehensive joke collection that includes various types of jokes such as proverb, riddle, witticisms, etc. Laughing Forest Guang Ji was regarded as a classic joke book in ancient China, which had a profound influence on the creation of jokes in later generations.
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2024-09-22 19:28
Is the joke book in the Witch's Home?
I don't think it will satisfy your needs, but I will try my best to recommend a novel that is most relevant to your description." Witch Restores Her Taste " is a light novel written by the author, You Zhu. It is a fantasy novel. The general plot of this novel is as follows: Demonesses were special women chosen by the abyssal gods because they had to endure extreme pain and torture. The greater the pain they suffered, the more terrifying the supernatural power they could absorb. However, their personalities tended to be more twisted, vicious, and cruel. They were time bombs lurking in modern society and human civilization. In order to protect the safety of the humans, they had to get rid of these Demonesses. -------- " But what if I can't defeat the Demoness?" " Retreat for now, and then seek reinforcements from headquarters." "What if we can't escape?" "Deal with the other party. Try not to anger her. Focus on protecting yourself." " What if the witch wants you to fall in love with her, or she will destroy the world?" "…I'll ask her to calm down." ---------------------------- " The Sorceress of the Burley Family " was a fantasy romance novel written by the author, the God of Magic. The general plot of the novel was: When magic was dying, the Countess shouldered the heavy responsibility of searching for magic. She would encounter elves, loyal monsters, and a large amount of treasure. ---------------------------- " Lady Witch, please have some self-respect " was a light novel written by the author, San Guzi. It was a fantasy novel. The general plot of this novel was: What kind of experience was it to marry a witch's wife right after transmigrating? Roy said,"The taste of a witch is really good!" ---------------------------- " The Witch's Magic Manor " was a fantasy romance novel written by the author, Lin Ruohanxi. A cat crawled out of a potato? He had finally gotten the acceptance letter from the Sorcerer Academy, but was told that sorcerers were the targets of the entire continent? He actually had to get a Magician's license to level up? The neighboring Mage Academy had even found two people who claimed to be her cousins? Fortunately, her father had left her an interspatial ring. When he had nothing to do, he would plant flowers, raise grass, cook, poison, and have an invincible cat to use during the exam. When he was bored, he would tease the little magician. When he really encountered a problem, he would look for Senior Brother Prince. His life was still full and smooth. Actually, being a witch was pretty good. ---------------------------- " School Adonis: Witch, Follow Me " was a romantic youth novel written by author Kiko 01. The general plot of this novel was: A little witch who descended to the human world came to the witch's good friend's house because the witch who took care of her died. She had never seen the outside world and was full of curiosity about everything. She followed the grandson of the owner of the house and entered Muse High School, the most luxurious and prestigious high school in the legends. ...... The girl looked at the young man and pretended not to understand. "Why aren't they suitable?" "One is silly, and the other is dumb." "Tsk, then who's suitable?" "Who else could it be?" The young man glared at the girl in front of him with dissatisfaction. "Hehe…" "Don't laugh!“ "Just laugh!" The girl made a face. ---------------------------- This Witch Is Not Very Good was a fantasy sword and magic novel written by Tomato Monster. The general plot of this novel was: I, Rogge, reborn, want to live a peaceful life. He has a car and a house. His parents are unknown. After the failure of the thirty-fourth blind date. A mysterious beautiful girl suddenly appeared in front of me, clamoring to live with me. At the same time, a one million black card was slapped on my face. I picked up a daughter and she's riding on my neck every day, calling me daddy. She had a little white cat that was stepping on her and said proudly,"Call me Queen!" This feeling of humiliation! It actually felt a little good, hehehe! From then on, Rogge embarked on a path of no return, raising his wife, protecting his daughter, and acting as a poop-picker. ---------------------------- The Demon King Is By My Side was a romantic youth-love novel written by the author, Fu Dai. The general plot of the novel was: The cute human girl met the evil demon king. Either she waited for death! Or run! Unable to escape, she was captured by the demon king, and her life was derailed from the ordinary. It was not easy for her to accept the fact that she was in love with the Demon King, but she realized that her identity was not as simple as a human girl... ---------------------------- " The Life of a Female Warcraft Mage in the Other World " was a fantasy romance novel written by the author, Be Your Beloved. The general plot of this novel was: She had god-level skills, countless wealth, a loving relationship, and an indestructible friendship! Initially, she just wanted to live a carefree and happy life, but things kept happening to her. Alright then! Since you don't want me to live well, I'll make sure you don't live! ---------------------------- " The Demon Emperor Couple Without Morality " was a fantasy romance novel written by the author, Tang Youtang. The general plot of this novel was: The supreme Demon Emperor had been very troubled recently because his status in the family seemed to have dropped again. " I'm afraid you have some misunderstanding. Do you still have any status in the family?" Someone else tried to hold back his laughter and mercilessly exposed him. The Demon Queen was very angry because of her petty and easily jealous man. She had made up her mind. She was going to run away from home with her child. Someone beside her calmly took out a small notebook." This is the one thousand three hundred and twenty-first time you've run away from home. You've basically walked all the way outside. There's no place for you to run away from home anymore." This was the story of a couple who had no moral integrity. ---------------------------- " Natalie's Magical Growth Record " was a fantasy romance and magical fantasy novel written by the author, Feng Xu Qingyou. The general plot of this novel was: Natalie, who was still a new student in the Magic Academy, was very upset. Just as she decided to give up on her own, her family unexpectedly received a mysterious letter from a prospective Grand Magister…Natalie, who had successfully overcome the enrollment crisis, was happy, and so was Eleanor's family. Little did he know that behind this letter, a chess game that had been planned for a long time was quietly unfolding…
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2024-09-21 09:20
A joke is a joke
Cold jokes were a form of humor in literature. They made people laugh through short and concise storylines and clever language expressions. These jokes were usually presented in unexpected, absurd, exaggerated, and other ways to trigger people's laughter and joy. Although there were many cold jokes in the search results, due to the subjective nature and uniqueness of the content, it was impossible to provide a specific hilarious cold joke. If you need more cold jokes, please search the relevant websites or read the relevant books.
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2025-01-17 00:00
Is Batman: The Killing Joke an appropriate comic book?
It's a bit of a mixed bag. The violence and themes in Batman: The Killing Joke can make it inappropriate for some. However, if you have a deep interest in the character's evolution and can handle the mature content, then it could be seen as appropriate.
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2024-10-08 02:10
Girls 'novels recommend a complete joke book
The following are some of the complete funny novels recommended for girls: 1. " Doomsday Transformation: Valkyrie ": This is a complete comedy novel, telling the story of the female protagonist transforming into a Valkyrie in the end of the world. The author was Spearman No. 2. 2. [A World Journey Starting from Zombies]: This is a light novel, but also a funny novel. The story described the protagonist Fang Qing 'er's experience of slaying demons in the zombie world. 3. "Let Me Go Wild in Brother Su's Arms" was a complete comedy novel written by Fu Jiu. The female lead was very funny, and the story was full of joy. 4. Shocking! The entire capital is eating the melons of me and wangye." This was a complete joke novel written by Big Fruit. The story told a funny story between the heroine and the prince. 5. " Husband's Honor: Young Master Ye Kneels on a Durian Again ": This was a complete comic novel written by a younger sister with strong legs. The story was full of humor and joy. I hope these recommendations can bring laughter and happiness to the girls!
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2025-01-07 17:33
Can you recommend a book with a hilarious joke?
"I recommend" Glory of the Unrivaled Heroes "to you. The main character of this book also transmigrated to the world of Unrivaled Heroes and began his life as a lord, building his own territory and army step by step. Not only did he recruit "unremarkable" farmers, but he also built his own kingdom through their efforts. The battle scenes in the book were exciting, and the story was full of ups and downs. It was not to be missed. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗
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2025-02-28 17:02
A joke, a philosophical joke
Okay, do you have any jokes or philosophical jokes that you want to hear?
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2024-09-26 07:39
The book novel recommended the ancient words to end the joke
The following are some of the recommended novels that end with a joke: 1. "The Noble Nature of a Princess": This novel tells the story of a princess and the prince of a neighboring country. The two of them have to deal with many awkward situations while facing the hatred of the country and the family. The story showed the killing intent and interaction between the two protagonists in a funny way. 2. [Song Family's Autopsy Case Catalog]: This was an ancient novel that explored cases through books. The author was Long Qiqian. 3. "Record of the Suspicious Prison at the End of Summer": This is an ancient novel that goes through the book to investigate the case. The author did not provide it. 4. "The Search for Silver (Case Investigation)": This was an ancient novel about a case. The author was Li Dongnan. 5. [Tang Coroner: This is an ancient novel about a case. The author is Gu Wanyin.] I hope the above recommendations can satisfy your needs for Gu Yan's funny detective novels.
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2024-12-31 06:59
A joke, a joke, a joke, were they the same? What was the difference?
Joke, baggage, and meme were all commonly used words in online literature. The specific meanings and differences were as follows: TikTok: A humorous short sentence, phrase, or video comment that is usually funny, teasing, or sarcastic. It is a frequently used expression in online literature. The characteristics of jokes were simple language, humor, and often time-effective and innovative. [2]<strong> DingDu </strong>: It was a performance technique in crosstalk that used a series of humorous jokes and sarcastic words to draw out the next joke to entertain the audience. The characteristics of the baggage were sarcasm, humor, and humor, which were often closely related to the theme of crosstalk. <strong></strong><strong></strong> The characteristics of a meme were that it was representative, widespread, and related to the theme, often able to resonate and attract the attention of readers. Joke, baggage, and meme were all commonly used words in online literature. Each had different characteristics and meanings. The readers could understand and use these words according to their own preferences and reading experience.
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2024-09-14 11:35
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