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Isekai Customer Service Is A Joke!

Isekai Customer Service Is A Joke!

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"
Fantasy
29 Chs
The System Thinks I'm a Joke (But I'll Take OP)

The System Thinks I'm a Joke (But I'll Take OP)

Kai's life sucks. Born with meridians like a cracked teacup, he can't hold Qi and is the laughingstock of his cultivation clan. After his jealous "best friend" frames him and has him dumped in a monster-infested forest to die, Kai hits rock bottom – bruised, broken, and literally beast-chow. Enter the System. Just when Kai curses his fate, a shimmering blue screen pops up: "The Absolute Bullshit Cultivator System Activated!" Its name is ridiculous, its attitude sarcastic ("Peak Level Trash" status, really?), but its gifts? Instant. A healing elixir patches him up. A movement technique downloads straight into his brain. Powerful pills flood his dantian with more Qi than he's ever felt. Suddenly OP? Kinda. Kai isn't a god... yet. But dodging a charging Razorback Boar with impossible, lightning-crab speed? Check. Leading spirit beasts on frustrating chases while laughing like a maniac? Check. This "bullshit" system just turned the world's biggest loser into its luckiest cheat code. His mission now? Survive the woods. Get stronger. Unlock more absurd system perks. And absolutely wreck the faces of everyone who threw him away. With a sarcastic AI in his head and the universe's cheat codes at his fingertips, Kai's path to becoming stupidly overpowered begins with one simple step: running away really, really fast. And maybe embracing the absolute bullshit. The path to OP starts here. Get ready for face-slapping, fast progression, and a system that thinks it's hilarious.
Fantasy
23 Chs
The Ugly Duckling Of The Tiger Tribe

The Ugly Duckling Of The Tiger Tribe

I wrote a book once. It was an unhinged fantasy born from my high-school brain, driven by loneliness and too many hormones. It was a world of beastmen, wild freedom, and the kind of romantic attention I could never get in real life. I poured every impossible desire into it: adventure, danger, and yes… a 'lot' of handsome partners. Before I knew it, I had a thousand chapters of pure escapism and pure thrill. Then on a college camping trip, I fell off a cliff. I expected to wake up in a hospital room but nope. I woke up on a soft field of grass, with air too fresh to belong anywhere on Earth. And then something moved behind me. Sticking out of my tailbone was... A tail. My tail? Yellow and black stripes and very, very real. I touched it. Completely real. My ears? Also gone—well, moved. They were now perched on top of my head like a confused jungle cat. And the outfit? Quite revealing, made of animal hide which matched my tail. What was going on? At first, I thought it was a prank. Or a dream. Or maybe karma is finally cashing in. But the more foreign memories evaded my mind, the clearer my situation became. This wasn't cosplay and it wasn't Earth, either. And—surprise—it wasn't even the world from my own book. Welp. I had been transported into a completely different Beastman world as a beast girl called Arinya. Sounds fun, right? Well… it would be, if I weren't apparently the ugliest duckling in the entire freaking savannah! Rejected by every potential mate I stumbled across and sneered at like a freaking eyesore. This was not how I planned my fantasy to come to reality. Trust me—if this is my fantasy come true, then someone needs to fire the author. But then again, after entering this world, I'm suddenly... Attractive. I mean, there's no change to my face and the freckles are still there, but for some reason, handsome beastmen begin to flock around me, because I smell... Pleasant. What's that all about?
Fantasy
46 Chs
No one understands you
The following are some recommendations from ancient novels: 1. "Feng Hua of Generals": This novel tells the story of a female protagonist's comeback after her rebirth. The author's writing style is just right, the plot is compact, and the characters are full. 2. "Water Ink Mountain River": This novel by author Jin Zi was considered one of the high-quality works of the ancient language. 3. "The Search for Silver (Cracking the Case)": This novel by the author, Li Dongnan, was also very talented. 4. [Summoning Souls: The novel by the author, Shan Zhizi, is also very good.] 5. Qingyun Terrace: This novel by the author, Shen Xiaozhi, is also worth reading. These novels all had wonderful plots and excellent writing styles, suitable for readers who liked ancient novels.
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2025-01-14 22:05
A joke is a joke
Cold jokes were a form of humor in literature. They made people laugh through short and concise storylines and clever language expressions. These jokes were usually presented in unexpected, absurd, exaggerated, and other ways to trigger people's laughter and joy. Although there were many cold jokes in the search results, due to the subjective nature and uniqueness of the content, it was impossible to provide a specific hilarious cold joke. If you need more cold jokes, please search the relevant websites or read the relevant books.
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2025-01-17 00:00
The compassionate editor who understands
The compassionate editor recommended: 'Dream of the Red Chamber' was a classic work of Chinese classical literature. It depicted the rise and fall of a wealthy family and the complexity and contradiction of human nature. The female characters represented by Lin Daiyu in the novel showed their depression and struggle in the feudal family, as well as their helplessness and despair in front of fate. At the same time, the characters such as Jia Baoyu and Xue Baochai in the novel also profoundly reveal the weaknesses and defects of human nature, making readers ponder the essence of human nature and the meaning of life. 'Dream of the Red Chamber' was not only a literary masterpiece, but also a social epic. It shows the darkness and corruption of China's feudal society, reveals the contradictions and complexity of human nature, and is a classic with profound ideology and cultural value. Reading 'Dream of the Red Chamber' not only allowed one to feel the beauty and sadness of the novel, but also allowed one to understand the essence of traditional Chinese culture and thought. If one wanted to read a classic with profound meaning and cultural value, then Dream of the Red Chamber was definitely a good choice.
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2024-09-17 12:30
No one understands Tushan Yaya
Tushan Yaya was one of the main characters in 'Fox Demon Little Matchmaker' and its derivative works, and she was also the king of the Tushan fox demons. Her actions and thoughts might be different from ordinary people, so some people might not understand her. Here are some reasons why people might not understand Tushan Masaya: 1. [Unique personality: Tushan Yaya is a very strong and confident character. She has her own principles and values, and she won't compromise easily.] Her actions and words might make people feel cold and heartless, but in fact, she was only protecting herself and the people she cared about. 2. [Family background: Tushan Yaya's family background is very complicated. She has experienced a lot of pain and setbacks, which influenced her personality and behavior.] Some people might not be able to understand her past and experiences, so they could not truly understand her inner world. 3. [Mission and goal: Tushan Yaya is the king of the fox monsters of Tushan. Her mission and goal is to protect the peace between Tushan and the humans.] For this, she was willing to sacrifice everything, including her feelings and happiness. Some people might not be able to understand her sense of mission, so they could not truly understand her actions and decisions. All in all, Tushan Yaya was a very complicated and profound character. Her actions and thoughts might need some time and understanding to be truly accepted and understood by people. While waiting for the TV series, you can also click on the link below to read the original work of " Little Fox Demon Matchmaker " to understand the plot in advance!
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2024-10-19 20:06
The truth that the ordinary world understands
" The Ordinary World " revealed that life was an endless struggle. Only by choosing a goal and feeling that your efforts were not wasted in the struggle could your life be fulfilled and your spirit be forever young. This novel tells us that people can be ordinary, but they can't be mediocre. Regardless of poverty or predicament, as long as he worked hard, he could realize his dreams and live a happy life. In addition, the novel also emphasized the power of life and the value of life. It taught us to find the power of life in the ordinary and create an extraordinary life. These principles are still very important today and can inspire our life and social outlook.
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2025-01-09 12:24
Meizi instantly understands the encyclopedia
Plum was a kind of fallen leaf tree, native to China, and was a fruit tree native to the subtropics. Its fruit was spherical and was mostly processed into food. Plum was also known as green plum, plum fruit, and sour plum. After being processed and marinated, the ripe yellow plums became preserved plums, which had a thick and crisp texture and a moderate sweet and sour taste. The plum belongs to the apricot species of the Rose family, the plum tree.
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2025-01-12 17:32
The novel that understands girls best
Here are some recommendations for novels suitable for girls: 1. "The Madam Is More and More Spoiled by Me": This modern romance novel tells the story of a CEO and his secretary (female protagonist). The female protagonist fell in love with her boss, but the male protagonist did not like her at first and was even very cold to her. 2. "The Other Half of the Sky,""Brilliant Thousand Suns," and "You Should Fly to Your Mountain Like a Bird": These were stories of foreign women's lives, allowing girls to understand the experiences of women in different cultures. 3. Family Dance: A Pulitzer Prize-winning novel about a family. 4. "Traditional Girl VS Special Agent Prince": This was a romantic, youthful, and pure love novel that described the emotional entanglement between the female protagonist and the black-clothed hero. 5. "Girls Are Crazy About Cultivation": This was a classic Xianxia novel that told the adventures of girls in the cultivation world. Please note that the above recommendations are based on the search results provided. There may be other novels suitable for girls that are not included.
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2025-01-08 16:07
Xiangyang Zhuoma understands you
Xiangyang Zhuoma sang 'Understanding You'.
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2024-12-19 09:41
A novel that understands human nature
The following are some recommendations for novels that are suitable for girls to read: 1. Zebra: This is Fu Zhen's work, Douban rating 8.4. Through recording the protagonist's story in notepad, computer and other media, it shows the depth of human nature. 2. "One Hundred Years of Solitude": This is a novel with a high score on Douban and is also one of the must-read books for girls. In Marquez's unique magical realism style, it tells the story of seven generations of the Buenda family. By showing all aspects of human nature, it provokes readers to think about life, time, and loneliness. These novels all showed different aspects of human nature in different ways and were suitable for girls to read.
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2024-12-27 07:25
No one understands Tushan Yaya
Tushan Yaya was a character in 'The Fox Demon Little Matchmaker'. Her personality and behavior were often misunderstood. Some viewers thought that she was a love brain, but in fact, she was not. Tushan Yaya was a simple and kind person. She was not guarded against anything or anyone. Her naivety and innocence made her easily misunderstood, but it was also one of her personality traits. She did not need others to understand her, because she knew what kind of person she was. She would continue to maintain her honesty and kindness, regardless of whether others could understand her.
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2024-12-16 11:32
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