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This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

The Sage Rat and Its Unique Journeys with Encyclopedia Ball.

What does an internet troll do when the world turns into the most unplayable horror game in history? Astrad, a professional “rat kid,” finds out when the apocalypse cuts his internet connection and forces him out of his room. To his surprise, all those “wasted” hours on monster forums and wikis are now the only guide to not ending up as lunch for an abomination with way too many teeth. Forced out of his cave, Astrad isn’t looking to save humanity—only himself and his dog. However, fate and his own twisted pragmatism push him into leading a group of survivors as dysfunctional as he is. Armed with a pellet rifle, lethal sarcasm, and a journal full of monster weaknesses, he’ll have to navigate an apocalypse where the greatest threat doesn’t always come with claws and fangs—sometimes it hides in human stupidity. To survive, they won’t need a hero. They’ll need a bastard with a plan.

Rat lives a life of violence and crime, his only companions are the other street urchins that share his misfortune. After being betrayed by those closest to him, his new life begins after waking up on his funeral Thumal.

This is a collection of hilarious blogs written over a long period of time. Some are serious but mostly this book is comprised of blogs that are silly and funny.

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

In the Jade River Basin, everything is hungry: the beasts beyond the walls, the proud sects in their mountain perches, even the land and sky themselves. Mortals here live on borrowed time; one wrong step on a misty night and you’re just another corpse in the mud. The Basin doesn’t care how clever or brave you are. If you’re weak, you’ll feed something that isn’t. Yet somehow, a mud-stained nobody called Rat keeps crawling out of this land’s worst death traps alive. He’s a scrap-picker with a smart mouth who should have died a dozen times, but fate seems to have other plans. Maybe it’s dumb luck, or maybe it’s the strange Codex only Rat can see, an uncanny cheat-book of destiny that shows him secret paths to survive the unsurvivable. Whatever it is, it’s the only reason he isn’t worm food… yet. Now the Basin’s dangers are closing in. Sect elders cast shadows over the lowly, monsters slither where they shouldn’t, and even Heaven’s gaze lingers on the rat who refuses to die. Luck might not be enough when the whole world wants you crushed. The Basin devours the weak, so can one resourceful gutter rat defy a world ruled by the strong and claw his way to see another dawn? Content Disclaimer: This story contains violence, blood, and harsh survival themes set in a brutal cultivation world. Expect grit, reversals, and dark humor, but no explicit adult content.