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She was a medical expert, talented and beautiful. She was reborn as his little wife. Her in-laws did not like her, her husband did not love her, and she was as timid as a mouse. She was weak and easy to bully. When she became her, her goal was to flirt with him, flirt with him, flirt with him! One day, she stood in front of him with a mischievous expression. "Young Master Si, I heard that you have a crush on me? " Si Zhanbei raised his head and glanced at her. He stretched out his big hand and pulled her into his embrace. "Wife, this is a love affair. " So... ... The result of flirting with him was that the sheep went into the tiger's mouth ...

Check out my other work! https://www.webnovel.com/book/records-of-the-weakest-emperor_17617505506953105 Records of the Weakest Emperor In a world fraught with innumerable dangers where living day by day is a struggle, a young man from the modern age transmigrated into such a world, accompanied by a peculiar system made for assassination. [Move footsteps three inches apart for enhanced stealth.] [Strike at the indicated acupoint to ensure a quick death!] [Host has successfully assassinated the designated enemy! Gained one Assassination Point!]

You get your throat slit open by your own father only to find yourself within the infamous netherworld, will you repent? will you conquer? A mortal assassin whose hobby and profession are to topple tyrants and slaughter those that believe the law is beyond them… For such people, he’s the law! Known as the ‘Bringer of Euthanasia’, ‘La Guadaña de la Parca’, ‘Shinigami’, and so on… some addressed him as Hero, some cursed him as a bloodthirsty murderer seeking dissension, and others labelled him a heartless assassin. Be it as it may, as all things, his unholy endeavour eventually came to an end. Cornered by the most elite assault team in the world in a sealed street in the United Kingdom, Valentine met his end believing he had cleaned this world as thoroughly as he could from evil, he would get to realise that Evil has a beginning, never an end. Nothingness may finally claim his wretched soul as he believed he would never go to the same place where those he longed for remained. But, would that be the case? … So he believed until he found himself falling in a free fall, in a red sky with black clouds and three bright moons hanging on the landscape. What is this new world? … The author here, I advise this book has a ridiculous amount of sensitive content, and I don't mean lemons necessarily... read under your own discretion, this is a book about survival of the fittest about though conditions beyond anything humans could conceive, this is a book of Hell... ************* Cover by BlackSnowAngel#3884 pa-tre-on.com/photosphere https://discord.gg/6xFrX5vq

In the Year 2030, Mankind faced extinction against invading Aliens. These humanoid Aliens were vastly superior in every aspect compared to an average human, they could mow buildings,form valid scientific theories, travel over few kilometers over a blink of an Eye. All appeared to be lost when unexpectedly, An interesting Scientist made a breakthrough with his research, he found that the Aliens otherwise known as Mulkers had a very similar DNA with humans and discovered that the powers of the Mulkers stem in their blood, with this knowledge, he artificially created hybrids that were on par with the opposing Mulkers. His results however were imperfect as they had certain problems, these hybrids were prone to mental attacks due to the conflicted blood within them and would sometimes rage out harming friends alike alongside this, they had very fast growth which limits their lifespan to the maximum of 3 years. Join the story as our not so perfect fill for heroes face off against this overwhelming threat, Will they be the ones to rescue mankind or are they just ticking bombs ready to blow up Man's hope. Check out my Isekai epic Fantasy series : Epic of Unemployed Mercenaries in a Fantasy World.

In an unknown year and and unknown place, There are territories at war. Arata, a young talented pianist is dragged into the underworld. Now his exiting journey starts as he looks at how amazing the world actually is.

The discovery of the Mariner’s Codex—an indestructible, 12,000-year-old crystalline manuscript found in a non-Euclidean chamber beneath the Atlantic—shatters the line between history and cosmic truth. For skeptical historian Lia Vance and brilliant physicist Marcus Chen, the ancient text is a beacon. It transmits frequencies that wake dormant evolutionary consciousness, selecting them and six other students (The Seven Frequencies) for an irreversible transformation. But studying the forbidden knowledge attracts the things that guard the boundaries of reality: the hostile Daemons (beings of smokeless fire) and the personalized, psychological torment of the Doppelgangers. When their professor vanishes, the Seven are forced into the university’s hidden catacombs, realizing the "invasion" is a devastating Exodus. 34,000 refugees from a collapsing parallel dimension are seeking asylum, fleeing a terrifying cosmic entity known as The Consumption—a conscious impulse that dissolves dimensions into formless rest. The stakes are absolute: Lia and the Seven must risk their minds and identities to merge consciousness with the refugees, pioneering the Hybrid Awareness that will create a new human species. They have eight days to make the civilization-defining choice between mercy and caution, knowing their compassion could save 34,000 souls... or doom their own world to consumption. The Second Attempt has begun. Success means irreversible evolution. Failure means universal dissolution.

UNDERGOING REWRITE/REVAMP FROM CHAPTER 1 . . . Always open to comments, reviews, critism and encouragement. In any case, thank you for reading!

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Nathan, an orphan in a world teeming with magic and beast creatures, navigates a survival landscape where strength preyed upon the weak. Being adopted by an assassin from the Crimson Serpent organization, Nathan grew up and found himself training to be an assassin within its secretive ranks. Executing missions flawlessly, Nathan gained favor among higher-ups. However, a fateful mission to eliminate a noble took an unexpected turn—false information he received led him into a trap. Outnumbered and betrayed, Nathan faced a brutal defeat, cast into a river to meet his end. Just as he was drowning and succumbing to his injuries, a miraculous event occurred. A golden light enveloped him, healing his wounds with an extraordinary speed. The water around him became isolated. Perplexed, he wondered what was going on.'What is happening? Who has saved me?' Thoughts ran up in his mind. Suddenly, a prompt and a golden holographic screen appeared in front of him. [Ding!] [Congratulations to the host for binding to My Assassination System. With the system, the host will be enabled to be a supreme being that causes terror to everyone's hearts the moment that they hear your name.] [Through missions granted by the system, the host should be able to become the most formidable assassin in the world, with an organization that strikes fear in the hearts of every evildoer.] [Congratulations to the host for completing his first mission. Reward is granted: You are rewarded with a level up pill.] [Congratulations to the host for managing to become the top assassin in his region. You are rewarded with shadow leap skill.] And just like that, Nathan's life changed completely.

"You did this for revenge? You played my heart for your own? You are disgusting!" "Better try to remember everything that you did in the past, this is your Karma. This is my revenge. I am just getting started, wait for my other surprise for you, honey." ..... Mila is a secret assassin hiding from the name Lilith. To take revenge, she needed to fake her identity. Zandro and Caleb are one of Mila's past and the male leads who will try to take her heart. However, Mila's only intention is to take revenge for what Zandro had done in the past. She wanted Zandro to suffer, making sure that he will be killed however, it is not an easy task to do. She hides her true identity. The three of them had their own secrets. They did their best to keep it concealed, but eventually, all secrets would be revealed. Will Mila still carry out her revenge, or will she fall into her own trap?