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Verletzt. Schikaniert. Ignoriert. Boris beschloss, sein Leben auf die erbärmlichste, feigste Art und Weise zu beenden, die man sich vorstellen kann. Aber natürlich – wie könnte selbst der Tod für ihn richtig verlaufen? Das Schicksal, so scheint es, hatte andere Pläne. Boris wacht in einer anderen Welt auf, wiedergeboren als Kaden Warborn – der zweite junge Meister der Familie Warborn. Ein Clan von glorreichen Verrückten, die den Tod wie eine Familientradition behandeln. Und wie könnte es anders sein – der Tod klopft erneut an. [Glückwunsch, Gastgeber. Du hast das System des Wiedergeburtskreislaufs erweckt.] [Grundprinzip: Stirb, um stärker zu werden.] [Also los, Gastgeber. Sei nicht schüchtern.] [Fordere den Tod heraus.] ...Wie bitte? Ausgestattet mit einem System, das das Sterben belohnt, und umgeben von Wahnsinnigen, die Beerdigungen wie Feste feiern, beginnt Kaden Warborn sein neues Leben. Hoffentlich diesmal nicht wie ein Feigling.

[Glückwunsch, Host, zur erfolgreichen Transmigration. Deine neue Identität ist Aurek XVI, Kaiser des Kreuzbrücken-Imperiums.] Gut! Endlich kann ich erleben, wie es sich anfühlt, ein Kaiser zu sein. [Erinnerung: Das Kreuzbrücken-Imperium ist eines der unzähligen Reiche auf dem Kontinent Eura. Dein Vorgänger war Aurek XVI, Intelligenz: Schwachsinnig.] ? [Warnung: Das Kreuzbrücken-Imperium steht kurz vor dem Zusammenbruch. Aktuelle Anzahl feindlicher königlicher Fraktionen: 17. Gesamtzahl der Feinde: 7 Millionen. Countdown zum Zusammenbruch des Imperiums: 1 Jahr.] ?? [Glückwunsch, Host, du hast das Höchste Beschwörungssystem erweckt! Bitte sammle aktiv Punkte. Beschworene Krieger können zum Gott-Rang erhoben werden!] ??? … Viele Jahre später, Auf dem Gipfel des Heiligen Schnee-Berges, vor den Toren des Göttlichen Königreichs, Erschien eine große, schlanke Gestalt vor den Schutzengeln. Die Engel erhoben sich in den Himmel, drei Paare flammengeschmiedeter Flügel entfesselten ein weltbeendendes Feuer. "Halt! Vor euch liegt das Göttliche Königreich – dies ist kein Ort, den gewöhnliche Sterbliche betreten dürfen!" Die Gestalt hob nicht den Kopf. Stattdessen tippte sie mit dem Zepter in ihrer Hand sanft auf den Boden. In einem Augenblick erschienen Krieger in Milliardenzahl auf dem Heiligen Schnee-Berg, jeder strahlte eine Aura aus, die selbst die des Gott-Rangs übertraf. Du hobst deinen Kopf nur leicht an und blicktest auf das Wesen, das einst nur im Mythos existierte: "Jetzt beginnt die wahre Eroberung."

Lin Xuan was just an ordinary guy—until he awakened the Roasting System, a unique ability that allows him to grow stronger through verbal combat. Every time he delivers a high-quality roast, he gains experience, unlocks new abilities, and even enhances his physical strength. From humiliating arrogant school bullies to out-debating top scholars, Lin Xuan quickly rises through the ranks, earning both admiration and enemies. But words alone aren’t enough. As his reputation grows, so does the danger. When he is invited to the underground fighting circuit, Lin Xuan realizes that his quick wit must now be paired with real combat skills. Facing off against ruthless martial artists, cunning strategists, and shadowy organizations, Lin Xuan must adapt, evolve, and master both psychological and physical warfare. With his sharp tongue, powerful new techniques, and an ever-growing legend, Lin Xuan sets out to prove that words can be sharper than swords—but when fists start flying, will he be able to back up his talk? A thrilling mix of comedy, action, and strategy, Roast to Power delivers an unforgettable ride filled with intense battles, clever mind games, and a protagonist who refuses to lose—whether in an argument or in a fight.

Richard dachte ursprünglich, dass er in einer anderen Welt bequem leben würde, weil er als Sohn einer Adelsfamilie wiedergeboren wurde, in der seine Mutter eine sehr mächtige Figur war. Aber ohne sein Wissen, da er ohne Talent geboren wurde, wollte seine Mutter ihn nicht, betrachtete seine Geburt als eine Schande, die versteckt werden sollte, und bat sogar ihren Butler, ihn in ein Waisenhaus zu schicken. Sein Leben sah so aus, als würde es wie das der Hauptfiguren in Romanen werden, die ein bitteres Leben in einer anderen Welt führen mussten. Als er jedoch gerade vertrieben wurde, erschien ein System, ein völlig anderes System, das seine Talente und Kräfte verbessern würde, ohne dass er etwas tun musste. Obwohl er nur ruhig und gemächlich in seinem Waisenhaus lebte, nahm seine Stärke trotzdem nach und nach zu.

In modern India, Vihaan Roy, a 28-year-old workaholic businessman running his family’s sprawling import-export empire, dies in a tragic car crash. Obsessed with Indian history and trade, he regrets burying himself in work, yearning for a life of joy. As he fades, he wishes for a second chance to truly live. Reborn in 1600 Surat as Jai Vora, son of a middle-class spice merchant, he awakens with the Emperor System, a mystical interface granting stats (Power, Stamina, Endurance, Health, Wisdom, Agility, Perception, Luck, Charm), starting with Wisdom=100 and Charm=1, and the Ability Detector to scan others’ stats and loyalty. Jai spends his early years savoring life’s pleasures—market games, street food, family warmth—in his bustling port city. But when the East India Company’s ship Hector docks in 1608, his past-life memories flare: these foreigners will plunder his homeland. At age 8, with Charm=7 and a knack for rallying allies, Jai vows to roast the EIC with wit, trade, and sabotage, building an empire to rival theirs. The Emperor System fuels his rise, offering quests (e.g., recruit followers with stats above 10), stat-stealing (with risky backlash), and loyalty perks (x2 learning at +10 loyalty, system benefits at +50). Normal folk have stats of 8-10, elites hit 20-25, prodigies boast 40-100, and nobles range 20-80, but Jai’s stats can soar un-constrained, marking him as a legend. From charming street kids to outsmarting Mughal nobles, Jai grows from a clever boy to a trade titan. He faces cutthroat rivals, EIC schemers, and rare prodigies (like a Power=80 warrior), using his Ability Detector to recruit or steal stats. Quirky moments—like “branding” spices or tossing modern slang into Mughal courts—clash with heartbreak, as betrayals and losses (family, loyal allies) test his resolve. By his 20s, Jai commands trade routes, influences emperors, and battles EIC fleets, his Charm and Wisdom turning foes into followers. Will he rewrite history, balancing joy and duty, or will the system’s temptations (stat-stealing’s cost) doom his dream? Reborn to Roast the East India Company with My Emperor System is a thrilling blend of historical intrigue, game-like progression, and swaggering defiance, as Jai Vora becomes the GOAT of India.

Follow the lives of two boys, both orphans, who grew up together with only each other to depend on as they suffered through fear and prejudice, and then the discovery that they were in fact, truly powerful, magical,people. Follow them as they form a bond that even death cannot break Story made by athey on FanFiction.net

She loved the wrong man and paid the price. Now she’s done with love, done with trust, and done with believing anyone cares. But life doesn’t end at heartbreak. Just when she thinks she has nothing left, someone unexpected enters her life—quiet, steady, patient. Someone who doesn’t want to take from her… but help her rise again. Her past wants her broken. Her future wants her brave. And between both stands a love that might finally be true. A story of pain, healing, second chances, and the strength to love again—only this time, the right way.

Tom Fleet was a bit of a misfit as the second son of a minor English noble in the 1880s. Once he finished his schooling he had little to do. His grandfathers had left him adequate finances for his needs and with his elder brother set to take the title, he gave in to his fascination with gadgets and began to tinker and invent. His goal was to create a sky craft to go to the moon. Surely if Jules Verne’s characters could go there and many other places, he could do as well.<br><br>Rowan Farrell followed in his Uncle Gordon’s footsteps, joining the UniFleet, but went a step farther and became an officer. Assigned to his first command level post, he takes a small patrol ship out to scout a region of interest to the Council and report if any signs of the enemy Angevirian Empire in the area. When one of his crew spots a strange, tiny craft, he decides to capture and study it. After all it could be an Angevirian Trojan horse. But the odd cylindrical vessel holds only one man, unconscious and suffering from hypothermia and lack of oxygen. When the man comes to, he claims to come from the earth ... five centuries in the past!

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After having such a devestating few months, Karen arrived at the Cake and Bake show but never realised that meeting Tom Hiddleston would change her life for the better.